Do It Yourself

MonkieSocks

Husband: "Oh, come on."

Wife: "Leave me alone!"

Husband: "It won't take long."

Wife: "I won't be able to sleep afterwards."

Husband: "I can't sleep without it."

Wife: "Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?"

Husband: "Because I'm Hot."

Wife: "You get hot at the darnedest times."

Husband: "If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you."

Wife: "If you love me you'd be more considerate."

Husband: "You don't love me anymore."

Wife: "Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight."

Husband: "Please...come on."

Wife: "All right, I'll do it."

Husband: "What's the matter? Need a flashlight?"

Wife: "I can't find it."

Husband: "Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!"

Wife: "There! Are you satisfied?"

Husband: "Oh, yes."

Wife: "Is it up far enough?"

Husband: "Oh!!!, that's good."

Wife: "Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open,
do it yourself!"