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Do It Yourself

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  • 04-08-2010 10:28pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Husband: "Oh, come on."

    Wife: "Leave me alone!"

    Husband: "It won't take long."

    Wife: "I won't be able to sleep afterwards."

    Husband: "I can't sleep without it."

    Wife: "Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?"

    Husband: "Because I'm Hot."

    Wife: "You get hot at the darnedest times."

    Husband: "If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you."

    Wife: "If you love me you'd be more considerate."

    Husband: "You don't love me anymore."

    Wife: "Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight."

    Husband: "Please...come on."

    Wife: "All right, I'll do it."

    Husband: "What's the matter? Need a flashlight?"

    Wife: "I can't find it."

    Husband: "Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!"

    Wife: "There! Are you satisfied?"

    Husband: "Oh, yes."

    Wife: "Is it up far enough?"

    Husband: "Oh!!!, that's good."

    Wife: "Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open,
    do it yourself!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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