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So when and where did you loose your virginity.

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    #32
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    A showjumping arena.


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    #33
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    I was 20...She was.....(Whatever age :confused:...) It was alright...


    My worst performance was a year and a half later with a WOMAN...She was 30, I lasted exactly 4 seconds, and to top it off I got a cramp in my right leg at the exact same moment..


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    #34
    beauty101
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭beauty101


    I was 18 was with my first love on his couch...after a game of strip poker... while his brother was upstairs sleeping :P


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    #35
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    beauty101 wrote: »
    I was 18 was with my first love on his couch...after a game of strip poker... while his brother was upstairs sleeping :P

    nothing says first love like a game of strip poker


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    #36
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i lost my virginity on blackrock beach, if anyone finds it could they please return it to:

    PO box 69
    raheny
    dublin 5


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    #37
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Couldn't care less about my virginity... I lost my dignity and that causes bigger problems.


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    #38
    Teferi
    Registered Users Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    My virginity grew back. Sigh.


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    #39
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Think this thread was already done! It was moved to the cuckoos nest forum! My answer is there ha!:P


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    #40
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    13 years old, under a bridge in Kilkenny, after playing my first gig outside of Dublin with my band. Middle of summer - had the arse bitten off me by midgies.

    It didn't last long. It wasn't mindblowing sex. But it got the popping of the cherry out of the way, so there's that to be said of it.

    Would have possibly being elevated to the realms of a "special thing", had she not travelled to Dublin the next week to see us play, then shagged the bassist. But that's life.

    In two weeks I'd learned my first lesson about sex & realised I was not the only fish in the sea & soon learned that neither was she.
    You lost your virginity to a fish from a Kilkenny river?

    It's different - I'll give ya that...

    Btw, were you really 13 touring and playing gigs and the like?


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    #41
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    LoanShark wrote: »
    and to top it off I got a cramp in my right leg at the exact same moment..

    I remember once having sex and we were doing it 'doggy', kneeling on the bed and suddenly a cramp in my left hamstring, roared "Ah fook", girl turned around and asked, "Are you coming?".....not a chance, I'm in agony. Needless to say she got on top then and I blew me goo, everyone likes a happy ending!

    P.S. I lasted more than 4 seconds :D


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    #42
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Dudess wrote: »
    You lost your virginity to a fish from a Kilkenny river?

    It's different - I'll give ya that...

    Btw, were you really 13 touring and playing gigs and the like?

    Yeah - she was a bit of a trout alright.... Ba dum ching!

    I think that was my 2nd or 3rd gig - we were still arguing at the time over what to call the band & we only had 3 songs, which we played twice to make the set last longer.


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    #43
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    RossDonegan wrote: »
    untill she taught she saw someone watching us, so that killed the mood and well ended my first experience..

    You know, having sex in public does draw a crowd, in my case it involved a Garda Sgt, a Garda and a Ban Garda ... that was probably the entire force at that time!

    Oh ye, very memorable! :)


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    #44
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    gbee wrote: »
    You know, having sex in public does draw a crowd, in my case it involved a Garda Sgt, a Garda and a Ban Garda ... that was probably the entire force at that time!

    Oh ye, very memorable! :)
    Did you ask the Ban Garda if she wanted to join in?


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    #45
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    gbee wrote: »
    You know, having sex in public does draw a crowd, in my case it involved a Garda Sgt, a Garda and a Ban Garda ... that was probably the entire force at that time!

    Oh ye, very memorable! :)

    Was Obi-Wan Kenobi there too?


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    #46
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Was Obi-Wan Kenobi there too?

    That's pretty sith.


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    #47
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    In Before BrummyTom.


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    #48
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    steve06 wrote: »
    the Ban Garda

    I don't think your allowed use that word anymore, it's not the correct turn of phrase or something...


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    #49
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    Motley Crue wrote: »
    I don't think your allowed use that word anymore, it's not the correct turn of phrase or something...

    It was in 1972 or thereabouts.


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    #50
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Motley Crue wrote: »
    I don't think your allowed use that word anymore, it's not the correct turn of phrase or something...
    yer wan...

    any better?


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    #51
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    In Before BrummyTom.


    I think we all got it in before brummytom! :D


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    #52
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    steve06 wrote: »
    yer wan...

    any better?

    Perfect:D


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    #53
    smurra3
    Registered Users Posts: 100 ✭✭smurra3


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    13 years old, under a bridge in Kilkenny, after playing my first gig outside of Dublin with my band. Middle of summer - had the arse bitten off me by midgies.

    Midgy porn?
    You're just sick.


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    #54
    magotch07
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭magotch07


    first time i was 17 and it was in my first car(toyta starlet baby) with a girl i was kinda seeing.....i knew she was slutty(friend had been there 6 months earlier) so even though she was an idiot i put up with it her for a month blew my beans after about 15 seconds but popped the cherry so happy days


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    #55
    Doyler92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    I wouldn't consider what happened me as to loosing my virginity.

    I merely sold it to this monster of a woman. I was happy as I could now afford a bag of chips.


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    #56
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    magotch07 wrote: »
    i knew she was slutty(friend had been there 6 months earlier)

    Haven't you read the "what makes a slut" thread? :D


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    #57
    Faith+1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    magotch07 wrote: »
    blew my beans after about 15 seconds but popped the cherry so happy days

    Now that's one classy girl!:rolleyes:


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    #58
    fizzynicenice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    Seagrange park in Baldoyle. By the stream. ha.


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    #59
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    magotch07 wrote: »
    i put up with it her for a month blew my beans after about 15 seconds

    What did you do for the rest of the month ?


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    #60
    magotch07
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭magotch07


    steve06 wrote: »
    Haven't you read the "what makes a slut" thread? :D

    no mite have to though she was with my mate the first nite she met him i thought i would of got the same deal :(
    Faith+1 wrote: »
    Now that's one classy girl!:rolleyes:
    damm straight:D
    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    What did you do for the rest of the month ?
    put up with her idiotness (think thats a word if not i just made up a great new word);)


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    #61
    G-Money
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    I'm still waiting, hopefully one of these days I'll get to find out :cool:


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