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  • 06-08-2010 9:39am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Three storks meet and ask each other:

    “Where are you going today?”

    “Hooo, I'm going to a couple trying to have a child for 10 years... I bring them a little girl. “That’s cool!

    And you?” “I am going to see a lady who has never had children.
    I bring her a boy! “Very well, I'm sure she'll be really happy.”

    “And you?” The first two ask the third stork.

    “Me? I am going over to a close-by convent.





    I would never bring them anything, but I love to scare the sh1t them ...”

    ____________________________________

    Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks:

    "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

    "Why, yes we are", says the second.

    Again the baby snake asks,

    "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

    "Yes, we are very poisonous."

    The baby snake becomes very upset.

    Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

    "Yes we are really really poisonous.

    In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"




    "I just bit my lip!!!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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