So, who'd win in a fight?

MagicMarker · 06-08-2010 8:59pm #1

Just curious like...

Tag teams are...

Team 1: Richard Dawkins & Stephen Hawkins (I'd say he could do some damage)

VS

Team 2: God & Jakkass

06-08-2010 9:01pm

Whoever invented the internet is rolling in his grave.....

Denerick · 06-08-2010 9:03pm

God would win instantaneously as if his presence was confirmed in front of Richard Dawkins the universe would automatically implode threatening the integrity of space/time itself.

Biggins · 06-08-2010 9:05pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Whoever invented the internet is rolling in his grave.....

Sir Tim Berners-Lee might just do so WHEN he gets there! LOL :pac:

06-08-2010 9:07pm

Touché Biggins... Touché.

Biggins · 06-08-2010 9:08pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Touché Biggins... Touché.

Sorry.

minidazzler · 06-08-2010 9:08pm

Since it's based on a fallacy, Dawkins and Hawkins would kick ass, It's really a Handicap match though, the two of them against Jakkass and an idea.

So, theoretically Team Science would win!

ejmaztec · 06-08-2010 9:09pm

Richard Dawkins wouldn't show up because he doesn't believe that God or Jakkass exists, and Stephen Hawking wouldn't be able to get in the ring anyway.

Diabhal Beag · 06-08-2010 9:09pm

Considering one is in a wheelchair it should be a handicap match :pac:

dlofnep · 06-08-2010 9:10pm

Biggins wrote: »

Sir Tim Berners-Lee might just do so WHEN he gets there! LOL :pac:

Tim Berners Lee didn't invent the internet.

Biggins · 06-08-2010 9:12pm

dlofnep wrote: »

Tim Berners Lee didn't invent the internet.

The British scientist developed the web in 1989 as an academic tool to allow scientists to share data. Since then it has exploded into every area of life.

Thats a quote from the BBC - link above.
Generally he's looked upon as the modern inventor of it.

See also:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3357073.stm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/oxford/features/2002/07/berners_lee.shtml

Hedman · 06-08-2010 9:15pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Whoever invented the internet is rolling in his grave.....

Al Gore?

Uriel. · 06-08-2010 9:15pm

what's with all the God bashing / God related threads lately.

It's getting fúcking tedious at this stage. I don't give a sh1te what people want to believe in. best of luck to them ffs.:mad:

SeaFields · 06-08-2010 9:16pm

maybe einstein should be on one of the teams....he'd be good, relatively speaking of course

dlofnep · 06-08-2010 9:17pm

Biggins wrote: »

Thats a quote from the BBC - link above.
Generally he's looked upon as the modern inventor of it.

See also:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3357073.stm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/oxford/features/2002/07/berners_lee.shtml

He created the basis for the World-wide Web - He didn't create the internet. The Internet is the underlying framework of interconnected networks. Lee gets way too much credit. Trust me, I've wrote enough essays on the guy to last me a lifetime.

robinph · 06-08-2010 9:18pm

Thought it was actually some work experience student from Leicester Poly that wrote the code for him?

Biggins · 06-08-2010 9:18pm

dlofnep wrote: »

He created the basis for the World-wide Web - He didn't create the internet. The Internet is the underlying framework of interconnected networks. Lee gets way too much credit. Trust me, I've wrote enough essays on the guy to last me a lifetime.

Fair enough, I will stand possibly corrected.

I bow to ones better knowledge.

P.S. Surely there was better things to write essays about? Sex toys maybe? LOL

dlofnep · 06-08-2010 9:19pm

These are the true pioneers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinton_Cerf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Kahn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Kleinrock

It's not to say that TBL didn't contribute to the web as we know it today, his research was very important - but he didn't invent the internet, nor anything even remotely close to it.

MagicMarker · 06-08-2010 9:20pm

Uriel. wrote: »

what's with all the God bashing / God related threads lately.

It's getting fúcking tedious at this stage. I don't give a sh1te what people want to believe in. best of luck to them ffs.:mad:

WTF are you talking about?

This thread is about fighting.

ejmaztec · 06-08-2010 9:23pm

God "Oi Dawkins, your blood-spattered broken nose is a figment of your imagination, because I don't exist, you smarmy little sh1t"

Killer Pigeon · 06-08-2010 9:23pm

SeaFields wrote: »

maybe einstein should be on one of the teams....he'd be good, relatively speaking of course

But he's dead and now nonexistent, just like God. So, in the end the debate would only be between Jakkass and Richard Dawkins, and it would be up to Jakkass to prove that one of his team mates exists.

Biggins · 06-08-2010 9:24pm

dlofnep wrote: »

These are the true pioneers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinton_Cerf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Kahn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Kleinrock

It's not to say that TBL didn't contribute to the web as we know it today, his research was very important - but he didn't invent the internet, nor anything even remotely close to it.

You might find this interesting then. Internet related:

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7201/wwwthetimescoukttotechn.jpg

robinph · 06-08-2010 9:25pm

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

But he's dead and now nonexistent, just like God. So, in the end the debate would only be between Jakkass and Richard Dawkins, and it would be up to Jakkass to prove that one of his team mates exists.

...before Dawkins team mates battery goes flat.

Biggins · 06-08-2010 9:28pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

God "Oi Dawkins, your blood-spattered broken nose is a figment of your imagination, because I don't exist, you smarmy little sh1t"

Tom Cruise: Hey God, don't pick on him or I'll hit you with my scientology book which you can buy for the cheap price of 1,500 Euro! The aliens come free!

:pac:

ejmaztec · 06-08-2010 9:28pm

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

But he's dead and now nonexistent, just like God. So, in the end the debate would only be between Jakkass and Richard Dawkins, and it would be up to Jakkass to prove that one of his team mates exists.

Jakkass will just have to kick the sh1t out of him, because Dawkins won't be told.

Killer Pigeon · 06-08-2010 9:32pm

robinph wrote: »

...before Dawkins team mates battery goes flat.

... and after, the Dawkins team uses the wonders of science to recharge poor old Hawking's battery while the God team is still praying desperately for its second member to appear in order to prove its existence.

Killer Pigeon · 06-08-2010 9:37pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Jakkass will just have to kick the sh1t out of him, because Dawkins won't be told.

Hawkings, after his battery is recharged, will try to explain mind-boggling mathematics to Jakkass but Jakkass won't be able to take it and his brain would explode.

[/fight].

PeterIanStaker · 06-08-2010 9:41pm

Science flies you to the moon.

Religion flies you into buildings.

Science FTW

ejmaztec · 06-08-2010 9:41pm

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Hawkings, after his battery is recharged, will try to explain mind-boggling mathematics to Jakkass but Jakkass won't be able to take it and his brain would explode.

[/fight].

Nah, before Hawking switches on his voice synthesiser, Jakkass will do a flying drop-kick to Hawking's brain-box, thereby nipping any bullsh1t in the bud.

Killer Pigeon · 06-08-2010 9:50pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Nah, before Hawking switches on his voice synthesiser, Jakkass will do a flying drop-kick to Hawking's brain-box, thereby nipping any bullsh1t in the bud.

No, Dawkins would take the hit so that Hawking would have time to prepare his powerpoint presentation on Magnetohydrodynamics. A few seconds after the introduction Jakkass' brain would be reduced to mush.

Killer Pigeon · 06-08-2010 9:58pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H1p13GjKOs

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