How to piss a shop assistant off...

The Agogo

Just to give boardsies some methods of getting on the nerves of shopworkers (of which I am one) throughout Ireland:

[feel free to add to the list]

- Throw money on the counter, even if my receiving hand is fully extended
- Mumble what you want only not to be understood, then accuse me of not speaking English
- Stand there like an idiot even when I'm clearly trying to clean-up/walk past/ close the shop
- Asking silly questions like "How much is the 6.50 carwash?" and "Are all your papers gone?" - No, we just sell invisible ones.
- Buy one scratch card at a time, causing a queue to build-up
- Looking at me angrily from a queue when I'm clearly on my lunch-break
- Give us a fistful of change with compliments of pubic hair and pocket fluff
- Start poking your Laser/Visa card at random angles toward the machine, even when clearly shown where to put it.
- Asking "Are you closed?" when we're halfway out the door with lock-and-key in hand
- Most people also STINK. Is it really asking much for you to wash your clothes and body at frequent occasions. It's especially revolting when the smell is transferred to the money (but a laugh is had at giving it to the next customer ha ha!)

MidlandsM

The Agogo wrote: »

- Most people also STINK. Is it really asking much for you to wash your clothes and body at frequent occasions. It's especially revolting when the smell is transferred to the money (but a laugh is had at giving it to the next customer ha ha!)

Every fox smells his own hole....:pac:

ie. - It's you that smells, sweaty pits after a long shift. UGHHHH....

jordan..

The Agogo wrote: »

Just to give boardsies some methods of getting on the nerves of shopworkers (of which I am one) throughout Ireland:

[feel free to add to the list]

- Throw money on the counter, even if my receiving hand is fully extended
- Mumble what you want only not to be understood, then accuse me of not speaking English
- Stand there like an idiot even when I'm clearly trying to clean-up/walk past/ close the shop
- Asking silly questions like "How much is the 6.50 carwash?" and "Are all your papers gone?" - No, we just sell invisible ones.
- Buy one scratch card at a time, causing a queue to build-up
- Looking at me angrily from a queue when I'm clearly on my lunch-break
- Give us a fistful of change with compliments of pubic hair and pocket fluff
- Start poking your Laser/Visa card at random angles toward the machine, even when clearly shown where to put it.
- Asking "Are you closed?" when we're halfway out the door with lock-and-key in hand
- Most people also STINK. Is it really asking much for you to wash your clothes and body at frequent occasions. It's especially revolting when the smell is transferred to the money (but a laugh is had at giving it to the next customer ha ha!)

all of the above warrant a punch in the face

Karl Hungus

Stop being a whingebag.

Kasabian

Thanks OP I will try them all tomorrow or in a few days when I have build up a pungent BO

The Agogo

Make me...

orourkeda

People are retarded. Thats a given and the main reason I dislike them so much.

I shudder to think whats going to happen when the general populace engages its grey matter. When this happens the world is totally f*cked.

leedsfan88

Asking is there any hot chicken left, even tho, both the hot and cold counter are closed:mad:

Scratching scratch cards at the till:mad:

Old people...not all of them but most of them:rolleyes:

orourkeda

leedsfan88 wrote: »

Asking is there any hot chicken left, even tho, both the hot and cold counter are closed:mad:

Scratching scratch cards at the till:mad:

Old people...not all of them but most of them:rolleyes:

No, all of them. Young people too.

Dubh Geannain

The Agogo wrote: »

- Give us a fistful of change with compliments of pubic hair and pocket fluff

Eww

Ricardo G

Dear shop assistant, I hate Shop assistants, why can't you work a bit faster and get through the q. Why dont you ever say please and thank you? Why do you insist on trying to sell us plastic bags when we dont need them? Why dont your employers hire hot broads to serve us? Why dont you make an effort to smile at your customers? Why do you always look like you hate your job? Why dont you try and look some bit presentable? Why do you take so long to turn on the ptrol pumps when its raining outside? Why don't you wear hair nets when making my ham salad roll ?

Joey the lips

The Agogo;67349064]Just to give boardsies some methods of getting on the nerves of shopworkers (of which I am one) throughout Ireland:

[feel free to add to the list]

- Throw money on the counter, even if my receiving hand is fully extended Make customer throw money on the counter by giving the attitude you dont want to serve them


- Mumble what you want only not to be understood, then accuse me of not speaking English
Dont attempt to make conversation or seem polite that way you leave the customer to believe you could not be bothered.


- Stand there like an idiot even when I'm clearly trying to clean-up/walk past/ close the shop
Clean up the shop like an idot because your in a hurry to the pub afterwards makeing your customers feel like an idot for being in the way

- Asking silly questions like "How much is the 6.50 carwash?" and "Are all your papers gone?" - No, we just sell invisible ones.
Barate your customers for asking a question just because they do not know how to actually approch you and simply say."I want a car wash" or is there a chance you kept a paper back somewhere


- Buy one scratch card at a time, causing a queue to build-up
Make your customer feel pissed off by barateing them for queing up

Ah fcuk this.... if you dont like your customers join the dole que...someone else will be happy to take the job

Kasabian

Ricardo G wrote: »

Dear shop assistant, I hate Shop assistants, why can't you work a bit faster and get through the q. Why dont you ever say please and thank you? Why do you insist on trying to sell us plastic bags when we dont need them? Why dont your employers hire hot broads to serve us? Why dont you make an effort to smile at your customers? Why do you always look like you hate your job? Why dont you try and look some bit presentable? Why do you take so long to turn on the ptrol pumps when its raining outside? Why don't you wear hair nets when making my ham salad roll ?

Chill man , I recommend you send someone else to the shop for the next few days.

The Agogo

Joey the lips wrote: »

The Agogo;67349064]Just to give boardsies some methods of getting on the nerves of shopworkers (of which I am one) throughout Ireland:

[feel free to add to the list]

- Throw money on the counter, even if my receiving hand is fully extended Make customer throw money on the counter by giving the attitude you dont want to serve them


- Mumble what you want only not to be understood, then accuse me of not speaking English
Dont attempt to make conversation or seem polite that way you leave the customer to believe you could not be bothered.


- Stand there like an idiot even when I'm clearly trying to clean-up/walk past/ close the shop
Clean up the shop like an idot because your in a hurry to the pub afterwards makeing your customers feel like an idot for being in the way

- Asking silly questions like "How much is the 6.50 carwash?" and "Are all your papers gone?" - No, we just sell invisible ones.
Barate your customers for asking a question just because they do not know how to actually approch you and simply say."I want a car wash" or is there a chance you kept a paper back somewhere


- Buy one scratch card at a time, causing a queue to build-up
Make your customer feel pissed off by barateing them for queing up

Ah fcuk this.... if you dont like your customers join the dole que...someone else will be happy to take the job

Obviously, I can't speak for the majority of shopkeeps, but I try my best (hence why I vent my anger on AH). But you're right. Some of my coworkers project these traits. I think the three 100% scores I got from mystery shoppers proves my willingness to bite my tongue and just get on with it when I'm in work.

RE: "Join the dole queue" - If i did that the business would close and six other workers would follow me onto it

Ricardo G

Kasabian wrote: »

Chill man , I recommend you send someone else to the shop for the next few days.

Oh right its ok for shop assistants to have their pet hates re customers but not ok the other way round :rolleyes:

Kasabian

Ricardo G wrote: »

Oh right its ok for shop assistants to have their pet hates re customers but not ok the other way round :rolleyes:

See your getting worked up again. Chill it's not worth it.

leedsfan88

Joey the lips wrote: »

The Agogo;67349064]Just to give boardsies some methods of getting on the nerves of shopworkers (of which I am one) throughout Ireland:

[feel free to add to the list]

- Throw money on the counter, even if my receiving hand is fully extended Make customer throw money on the counter by giving the attitude you dont want to serve them


- Mumble what you want only not to be understood, then accuse me of not speaking English
Dont attempt to make conversation or seem polite that way you leave the customer to believe you could not be bothered.


- Stand there like an idiot even when I'm clearly trying to clean-up/walk past/ close the shop
Clean up the shop like an idot because your in a hurry to the pub afterwards makeing your customers feel like an idot for being in the way

- Asking silly questions like "How much is the 6.50 carwash?" and "Are all your papers gone?" - No, we just sell invisible ones.
Barate your customers for asking a question just because they do not know how to actually approch you and simply say."I want a car wash" or is there a chance you kept a paper back somewhere


- Buy one scratch card at a time, causing a queue to build-up
Make your customer feel pissed off by barateing them for queing up

Ah fcuk this.... if you dont like your customers join the dole que...someone else will be happy to take the job

Well working in a shop isn't any fun, and the majority of customers are grand but there is a minority that are ignorant and just make your job even more difficult.

With regards to joining the dole, no thanks i have a job and don't feel right leeching off the state, like a few people who won't work behind a bar because they have a college degree, so i'll just stay on the dole for 2 years:mad:

jill_valentine

- Let your kids act like twats. Yes, your kids.

- Shur while you're at it, avail of the free babysitting/ amusement service we can't help but provide for your horrible children. We'll be here all day, why should you? Go on to the cinema there, it'll be fine.

- Remember it's our fault you bought the wrong thing. We should have known!

- Be sure to be as passive-aggressive as possible at all stages of the transaction, particularly if it's in no way warranted.

- That queue that's lined up towards the counter doesn't apply to you. You get to come right up to the counter! Just walk right in front of all those people and ask your stupid question. No of course it doesn't matter that they'll eat the f*cking head off us immediately afterwards, you'll be gone by then!

- It's definitely fine to ignore the other people queuing and interrupt whatever we're doing if it's just a question. Hang on until I check the computer and go to the store and check the stocks and ring the other stores to answer it. It doesn't count as an interruption if it's just a question.

- No, we don't accept cheques, war bonds, IOU's or the official state currency of Sealand, but by all means insist that we should and do and have to. Don't worry about having it ready at any point until it's absolutely necessary or anything, it's grand.

- That big "OVER 18S ONLY" rating on the game box doesn't count if it's your under 18 year old kid, and you told him he could have it when you went to the shoe shop. I might lose my job if I sell it to him, but don't you bother your head about it. I wouldn't want to eat into your precious shopping time by forcing you to parent or anything.

-Then again, if I do sell it to him, make sure and let Joe Duffy know. It's probably turned little Jimmy into a rapist or something. You're not sure though, you haven't seen little Jimmy today.

Kasabian

jill_valentine wrote: »

- Let your kids act like twats. Yes, your kids.

- Shur while you're at it, avail of the free babysitting/ amusement service we can't help but provide for your horrible children. We'll be here all day, why should you? Go on to the cinema there, it'll be fine.

- Remember it's our fault you bought the wrong thing. We should have known!

- Be sure to be as passive-aggressive as possible at all stages of the transaction, particularly if it's in no way warranted.

- That queue that's lined up towards the counter doesn't apply to you. You get to come right up to the counter! Just walk right in front of all those people and ask your stupid question. No of course it doesn't matter that they'll eat the f*cking head off us immediately afterwards, you'll be gone by then!

- It's definitely fine to ignore the other people queuing and interrupt whatever we're doing if it's just a question. Hang on until I check the computer and go to the store and check the stocks and ring the other stores to answer it. It doesn't count as an interruption if it's just a question.

- No, we don't accept cheques, war bonds, IOU's or the official state currency of Sealand, but by all means insist that we should and do and have to. Don't worry about having it ready at any point until it's absolutely necessary or anything, it's grand.

- That big "OVER 18S ONLY" rating on the game box doesn't count if it's your under 18 year old kid, and you told him he could have it when you went to the shoe shop. I might lose my job if I sell it to him, but don't you bother your head about it. I wouldn't want to eat into your precious shopping time by forcing you to parent or anything.

-Then again, if I do sell it to him, make sure and let Joe Duffy know. It's probably turned little Jimmy into a rapist or something. You're not sure though, you haven't seen little Jimmy today.

Are you mad ?

Ricardo G

Kasabian wrote: »

See your getting worked up again. Chill it's not worth it.

I do get worked up over it because i see it in the majority of places i go to !! If you are good enough to go and give an establishment your custom then i think they should make an effort to show you a bit of gratitude. Your spending hard earned money in these places and most of the time you can't knock a smile from them !!

jill_valentine

Only with righteous Retail Rage.

skelliser

Is it to much to ask to return my change into my hand as opposed to dropping it on the counter, after all i handed you my money.

jill_valentine

- Old people, remember: it's alright for you to be racist and unbelieveably rude to everybody you come into contact with. You've earned it! You're old!

The Agogo

skelliser wrote: »

Is it to much to ask to return my change into my hand as opposed to dropping it on the counter, after all i handed you my money.

That works two ways. I hate customer AND retailer for doing it.

I'd also like to add price-complaint to the list. The amount of abuse I get for prices is unbelievable "I could get this in Dunnes for €x!" WELL THEN GO TO ****ING DUNNES!

jill_valentine

skelliser wrote: »

Is it to much to ask to return my change into my hand as opposed to dropping it on the counter, after all i handed you my money.

No, it's not too much to ask at all.

Retailers and customers alike, let's agree on this for once and for all. Money into hands, everybody! Money into hands!

The Agogo

jill_valentine wrote: »

No, it's not too much to ask at all.

Retailers and customers alike, let's agree on this for once and for all. Money into hands, everybody! Money into hands!

Agreed

Celly Smunt

i'd have you sacked,i really would

niamhallen

When people who come in every few months and go "i'll have my regular" eh i have no idea who you are or what sort of beverage you prefer so you may have to tell me!?
bitch.

jill_valentine

I used to have a customer who would occasionally bump into me on on my days off to ask me long, detailed questions about products we sold that I couldn't possibly answer without being able to check the stock and pricing on the computer. She wasn't rude about it, so I would answer her as best I could, but God, it was incredibly frustrating.

I had to hide from her more than once, I remember seeing her in Penneys once and what followed was a scene not unlike the Largest Lingerie Section In Ireland bit from Father Ted.

ColeTrain

Throw down a few hundred coppers on the counter when there is a big queue of people behind you. From personal experience the person behind the till shall not be happy :mad:

Marvinthefish

jill_valentine wrote: »

...or the official state currency of Sealand...

Brilliant. I love that place!

Orla K

jill_valentine wrote: »

No, it's not too much to ask at all.

Retailers and customers alike, let's agree on this for once and for all. Money into hands, everybody! Money into hands!

I had one occasion where I wanted the person to put her change on the counter. It was a younger(teens/20ish) woman of the traveling kind who you wouldn't want to touch for fear of the makeup/false tan/possible dirt coming off onto you and she took her money(which was all coins) out of her bra! I made her put it on the counter and the manager (who didn't see where she got it from) picked it up(he was waiting to take off the till)

With that in mind being handed/thrown moist, wet or sticky money is always horrible.

And when you walk into a shop just as it's about to close, go to buy something that costs €10+ and then take out money bags that are filled with coppers and empty them onto the counter.

Jeboa Safari

ColeTrain wrote: »

Throw down a few hundred coppers on the counter when there is a big queue of people behind you. From personal experience the person behind the till shall not be happy :mad:

Remember doing this buying a six pack in tesco and lost count half way through counting the coppers, man behind the counter wasn't impressed at all

Ricardo G

Orla K wrote: »

I had one occasion where I wanted the person to put her change on the counter. It was a younger(teens/20ish) woman of the traveling kind who you wouldn't want to touch for fear of the makeup/false tan/possible dirt coming off onto you and she took her money(which was all coins) out of her bra! I made her put it on the counter and the manager (who didn't see where she got it from) picked it up(he was waiting to take off the till)

With that in mind being handed/thrown moist, wet or sticky money is always horrible.

And when you walk into a shop just as it's about to close, go to buy something that costs €10+ and then take out money bags that are filled with coppers and empty them onto the counter.

Ahh the ole sweaty traveller diddy money,,,,,,, it cant get much worse than that:D

clarke1991

i used to work at the petrol pumps (shop aswell, but only sometimes). i hate when:

-you ask people are they ok and you get back a mumble sounding something like, 'twenty', and rolling up the window again. then when i get the money from them, they just slide it out the small space and drive off without a 'thanks.

-when you serve people and they stand beside you watching you constantly, making sure you dont fcuk up what your doing. fill it yourself while your standing there, i could be doing something else!

-saying 'good/bad weather we are having' 50 times a day, while they watch you.

-people (2 seperate men would do this regularly) espically that would stand there beside the car and wait for you to come over, even if you were busy at another car/wash/tills/etc. oh and people that look for tissue to clean their hands after filling petrol/diesel.

-people that completley ignore you when you wash their cars, they dont even say thanks when your doing it in the rain! god forbid they might get wet rolling down the window.

although one person came in during a thunder and lightening storm for a wash and everyone just stood there watching them. who's going to stand there in a lightening storm beside a car, holding a metal lance?:rolleyes:


ahh, that feels better:p

Ricardo G

clarke1991 wrote: »

i used to work at the petrol pumps (shop aswell, but only sometimes). i hate when:

-you ask people are they ok and you get back a mumble sounding something like, 'twenty', and rolling up the window again. then when i get the money from them, they just slide it out the small space and drive off without a 'thanks.

-when you serve people and they stand beside you watching you constantly, making sure you dont fcuk up what your doing. fill it yourself while your standing there, i could be doing something else!

-saying 'good/bad weather we are having' 50 times a day, while they watch you.

-people (2 seperate men would do this regularly) espically that would stand there beside the car and wait for you to come over, even if you were busy at another car/wash/tills/etc. oh and people that look for tissue to clean their hands after filling petrol/diesel.

-people that completley ignore you when you wash their cars, they dont even say thanks when your doing it in the rain! god forbid they might get wet rolling down the window.

although one person came in during a thunder and lightening storm for a wash and everyone just stood there watching them. who's going to stand there in a lightening storm beside a car, holding a metal lance?:rolleyes:


ahh, that feels better:p

You get paid to do it dont you ???????

Gone West

The Agogo wrote: »

Obviously, I can't speak for the majority of shopkeeps, but I try my best (hence why I vent my anger on AH). But you're right. Some of my coworkers project these traits. I think the three 100% scores I got from mystery shoppers proves my willingness to bite my tongue and just get on with it when I'm in work.

RE: "Join the dole queue" - If i did that the business would close and six other workers would follow me onto it

1) congratz, mystery shopper scored you 100% three times, major life achievement there. Make sure to notify your biographer.
2) You seriously think that if you left, the shop would close? It would not. They would just hire somebody else to do the job and it would be fine. The job is not complicated, most anybody could do it. Too many bottom-level employees think that they are the sh1t, when in reality they are utterly replaceable.
3) [oblig AH response] Vent your anger on yer moh' like a normal man instead of on some fag interneh forum :pac::pac:

ColeTrain

Jeboa Safari wrote: »

Remember doing this buying a six pack in tesco and lost count half way through counting the coppers, man behind the counter wasn't impressed at all

I hope somebody gave that beer a good shake before you picked it up :pac:

mikemac

clarke1991 wrote: »

i used to work at the petrol pumps (shop aswell, but only sometimes). i hate when:

Ah, a fuel injection engineer :cool:

clarke1991 wrote: »

oh and people that look for tissue to clean their hands after filling petrol/diesel.

What is the problem with this?
A lot of stations even had a paper towel dispenser on the forecourt. I've used it and so do lots of people

The Agogo

el judìo wrote: »

1) congratz, mystery shopper scored you 100% three times, major life achievement there. Make sure to notify your biographer.

I should pin them to my chest from now on.

2) You seriously think that if you left, the shop would close? It would not. They would just hire somebody else to do the job and it would be fine. The job is not complicated, most anybody could do it. Too many bottom-level employees think that they are the sh1t, when in reality they are utterly replaceable.
3) [oblig AH response] Vent your anger on yer moh' like a normal man instead of on some fag interneh forum :pac::pac:

I just said all that for dramatic effect. I am the sh1t though.

jill_valentine

Ricardo G wrote: »

You get paid to do it dont you ???????

This attitude drives me mad. We're paid to facilitate your transaction on behalf of our employer. They get your money, you get your goods/services. That's fine.

We are not paid to take abuse from you because your day is bad or you can't bothered. It is not my job to make you feel better about your place in the world by playing whipping boy. That is not our function, and you shouldn't expect us to take it. We probably will, because we probably have to, but that doesn't make it alright.

Courtesy costs nothing, and not showing the slightest bit of it to somebody just because "they work here" is testament to poor character. I am no less deserving of a minimum degree of basic decency than anybody else. I love my job, but the sheer rudeness that otherwise normal, functional people exhibit to retail staff - consciously and unconsciously, and on a daily basis - defies belief sometimes.

clarke1991

feelingstressed wrote: »

Ah, a fuel injection engineer :cool:



What is the problem with this?
A lot of stations even had a paper towel dispenser on the forecourt. I've used it and so do lots of people

fuel injection engineer, i ment to say that:D, safistmicated:p!

oh you just find it annoying when your covered in sh!te after walking in and out a billion times a day, nothing personal :pac:

robbie_998

jill_valentine wrote: »

This attitude drives me mad. We're paid to facilitate your transaction on behalf of our employer. They get your money, you get your goods/services. That's fine.

We are not paid to take abuse from you because your day is bad or you can't bothered. It is not my job to make you feel better about your place in the world by playing whipping boy. That is not our function, and you shouldn't expect us to take it. We probably will, because we probably have to, but that doesn't make it alright.

Courtesy costs nothing, and not showing the slightest bit of it to somebody just because "they work here" is testament to poor character. I am no less deserving of a minimum degree of basic decency than anybody else. I love my job, but the sheer rudeness that otherwise normal, functional people exhibit to retail staff - consciously and unconsciously, and on a daily basis - defies belief sometimes.

You + Me = Complete

clarke1991

jill_valentine wrote: »

This attitude drives me mad. We're paid to facilitate your transaction on behalf of our employer. They get your money, you get your goods/services. That's fine.

We are not paid to take abuse from you because your day is bad or you can't bothered. It is not my job to make you feel better about your place in the world by playing whipping boy. That is not our function, and you shouldn't expect us to take it. We probably will, because we probably have to, but that doesn't make it alright.

Courtesy costs nothing, and not showing the slightest bit of it to somebody just because "they work here" is testament to poor character. I am no less deserving of a minimum degree of basic decency than anybody else. I love my job, but the sheer rudeness that otherwise normal, functional people exhibit to retail staff - consciously and unconsciously, and on a daily basis - defies belief sometimes.

well done vallentine:)! yeah i also hate that attitude! one day i asked a fella was he ok, and... wait for it!!!! he said: can't you see im on the fcuking phone(he was holding it on the oppesite side to me)! and started shouting and actually beeping at me! while HE was telling ME to be quiet! it was unbelieveable! beeping! on the fourcourt! gave him a dirty look whenever i seen him after that;)

ColeTrain

clarke1991 wrote: »

well done vallentine:)! yeah i also hate that attitude! one day i asked a fella was he ok, and... wait for it!!!! he said: can't you see im on the fcuking phone(he was holding it on the oppesite side to me)! and started shouting and actually beeping at me! while HE was telling ME to be quiet! it was unbelieveable! beeping! on the fourcourt! gave him a dirty look whenever i seen him after that;)

I would have thrown a gallon of petrol on him and lit him up.

Kasabian

Lets have a little experiment tomorrow.

Any one who is posting in this thread that works in the service industry be uber-nice to all your customers tomorrow.

Anyone who is a customer complaining on this thread also be uber nice tomorrow to our fellow boardsies who work in the service industry.

Let's employ a code word that can be used to ensure a wonderful transaction experience for boardsies . Use it like a loyalty card.
Anyone not using the word is fair game.

Any suggestions on the code word?

jill_valentine

Kasabian wrote: »

Lets have a little experiment tomorrow.

Any one who is posting in this thread that works in the service industry be uber-nice to all your customers tomorrow.

Anyone who is a customer complaining on this thread also be uber nice tomorrow to our fellow boardsies who work in the service industry.

Let's employ a code word that can be used to ensure a wonderful transaction experience for boardsies . Use it like a loyalty card.
Anyone not using the word is fair game.

Any suggestions on the code word?

I like this idea. Make it something you might just use in a conversation, but is distinctive.

Ooh, it'll be like Fight Club. With less uriney soup, one hopes.

clarke1991

'that'll do' ??:eek:

Kasabian

jill_valentine wrote: »

I like this idea. Make it something you might just use in a conversation, but is distinctive.

Ooh, it'll be like Fight Club. With less uriney soup, one hopes.

Is there a Jill Valentine working here ?

What are the chances :pac:

jill_valentine

I'd love to let you, because the idea of people asking every shop assistant in Dublin if they're the Jill_Valentine appeals to my anarchic streak, but alas... I'm off tomorrow.

Kasabian

jill_valentine wrote: »

I'd love to let you, because the idea of people asking every shop assistant in Dublin if they're the Jill_Valentine appeals to my anarchic streak, but alas... I'm off tomorrow.

Lets use it as the codeword , only boardsies will know what it's about , chances are there are very few Jill Valentines out there. So the person isn't going to start shouting across Tesco to Jill that someones looking for her at the till. Would be fcuking funny though.

You don't have to say your the Jill Valentine from boards.:)