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Has anyone scored with someone famous?

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  • #52
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I slept with someone who used to go out with Timmy Mallet.

    His name was Eric.

    Does that count?


  • #53
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Bob Z wrote: »
    Yes, yor ma

    Already done about two posts after. :rolleyes:


  • #54
    Royal Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    WindSock wrote: »
    Anthony Hopkin's nephew

    Or so I was told.

    Wow small world ;)


  • #55
    Auldloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    Maybe...many years ago I met a girl on a night out in Dublin. She told me that she was a nurse.
    We went back to her place which was massive, very expensive motor in the drive etc. I didnt really comment or care, we were both very drunk...

    Next morning, a sunday I woke to find her showered all done up and dressed in a suit. She was going to work she said and did I need a lift anywhere.

    Through the fog of my hangover I began to suspect that she may not actually be a nurse...

    I called a taxi as I didnt want her to see the kip I lived in at that time and while we waited over a cuppa I quizzed her. She wouldnt say as apparently it freaked people out but eventually said "guess you dont watch much childrens tv then"
    Taxi arrived then and I left.


  • #56
    Diageio_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭Diageio_Man


    I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »
    Katy French.


    (no necro)

    a score bag of coke?


  • #57
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Chuileog wrote: »
    Maybe...many years ago I met a girl on a night out in Dublin. She told me that she was a nurse.
    We went back to her place which was massive, very expensive motor in the drive etc. I didnt really comment or care, we were both very drunk...

    Next morning, a sunday I woke to find her showered all done up and dressed in a suit. She was going to work she said and did I need a lift anywhere.

    Through the fog of my hangover I began to suspect that she may not actually be a nurse...

    I called a taxi as I didnt want her to see the kip I lived in at that time and while we waited over a cuppa I quizzed her. She wouldnt say as apparently it freaked people out but eventually said "guess you dont watch much childrens tv then"
    Taxi arrived then and I left.


    Mary Kingston? Lucky you ! :p


  • #58
    Bob Z
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    Chuileog wrote: »
    Maybe...many years ago I met a girl on a night out in Dublin. She told me that she was a nurse.
    We went back to her place which was massive, very expensive motor in the drive etc. I didnt really comment or care, we were both very drunk...

    Next morning, a sunday I woke to find her showered all done up and dressed in a suit. She was going to work she said and did I need a lift anywhere.

    Through the fog of my hangover I began to suspect that she may not actually be a nurse...

    I called a taxi as I didnt want her to see the kip I lived in at that time and while we waited over a cuppa I quizzed her. She wouldnt say as apparently it freaked people out but eventually said "guess you dont watch much childrens tv then"
    Taxi arrived then and I left.

    Bosco?


  • #59
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    el diablo wrote: »
    Awful thread. Three pages and nobody has scored anyone famous. :rolleyes:
    No, I think most have just not done so or are sensible enough not to give the gutter papers who look in on boards.ie occasionally, more fodder for their rags.


  • #60
    Teferi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    I know a girl who scored Josh Hartnett over the summer. He's a lucky son a bitch, one of the hottest girls I've ever laid eyes on even if she is a bit thick.


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  • #61
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Eva braun


  • #62
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Rode a chick who's as fat as the famously fat Mary Harney..

    Yea, i've no dignity.


  • #63
    Renn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭Renn


    'scored'

    lol


  • #64
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    I will be famous soon . :)

    You have been fore warned.


  • #65
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kasabian wrote: »
    I will be famous soon . :)

    You have been fore warned.
    Why won't you tell the fifth fella? :p


  • #66
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Biggins wrote: »
    Why won't you tell the fifth fella? :p

    I'd like to say i understand that but I haven't a fecking clue Biggy man.


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  • #67
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kasabian wrote: »
    I'd like to say i understand that but I haven't a fecking clue Biggy man.
    LOL

    "fore warned" = "four warned" :pac:
    Sorry, poor jest on my part. :o

    :D


  • #68
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Kasabian wrote: »
    I will be famous soon . :)

    You have been fore warned.

    If you're making a band; heads up, your user name is already taken.


  • #69
    jimbo32123
    Registered Users Posts: 326 ✭✭jimbo32123


    Tahli Grobbelaar, still in contact with her to this day!!


  • #70
    fullstop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,503 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Kiera wrote: »
    He wasnt famous when i scored him :(

    Who wasn't famous?


  • #71
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Been with 3 Mexican telenovela actresses. They would only really be known in Latin America. Although one has had a few bit roles on some of the popular tv shows in the US over the past few years.


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  • #72
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I nailed that chick from Hanson once :cool:


  • #73
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    jimbo32123 wrote: »
    Tahli Grobbelaar, still in contact with her to this day!!

    If she's anything like her old man, she'll let anyone bang one in once the price is right:D


  • #74
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    I nailed that chick from Hanson once :cool:

    Have a seat Waz. I think we need to talk.....


  • #75
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    I nailed that chick from Hanson once :cool:

    Which one?

    Doesn't really matter, those girls are all gorgeous.


  • #76
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    If you're making a band; heads up, your user name is already taken.

    Is it ? :pac:


  • #77
    clived2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    That stunner from Big Brother

    Nadia, great tits,

    I was balls deep


  • #78
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,178 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    famous or infamous? Been with some well known whores :P


  • #79
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Is it ? :pac:

    Yeah, but they're really shít so I don't think it matters.


  • #80
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Shifted Zoe Grey the Irish Model years ago down in Kilkee.

    Don't know how famous she is now.


  • #81
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Yeah, but they're really shít so I don't think it matters.

    I checked them out on You tube . They are actually good . I like that kind of guitar laden music.

    Cool :cool:

    I have a good band as my username :)


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  • #82
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    clived2 wrote: »
    That stunner from Big Brother

    Nadia, great tits,

    I was balls deep


    Em, Whos balls were the deepest???


  • #83
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    LoanShark wrote: »
    Em, Whos balls were the deepest???


    I can see the parody already.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA3ejdkS_v0


  • #84
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Not me, but a friend of mine was with a very well known trance DJ. He had a penthouse suite rented in a hotel, and a gang of us went back there after he had finished DJ'ing for the night.........

    My friend and the DJ went into the bedroom, and the rest of us stayed in the living room partying, and trying to ignore the sound of them shagging for the rest of the night:o

    Great night though...... free Cocaine and Courvoisier for all:)


  • #85
    Diageio_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭Diageio_Man


    was she 15 and wearing furry boots?


  • #86
    BickNarry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭BickNarry


    A mate of mine bedded Fr. Damo from Father Ted.

    Which wasn't very impressive cause this is was bout five years ago so he's old and has kids and a wife......


  • #87
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Royal Irish wrote: »
    Wow small world ;)

    You met 50p head too? :pac:


  • #88
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I knew a girl who said she rode one of the lads from East 17.

    To this day I don't know whether it was a confession or a boast.


  • #89
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Diageio_Man wrote: »
    was she 15 and wearing furry boots?

    Good guess, but actually 19 and wearing furry boots, illuminous pink ones!! I think he removed them with his teeth :):)


  • #90
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    To this day I don't know whether it was a confession or a boast.

    That would depend on which one it was.


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  • #91
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    WindSock wrote: »
    That would depend on which one it was.

    FAIL I'm afraid dear WindSock - they all wore the same clothes and sang the same fúcking songs - it really is beyond redemption.


  • #92
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    I'm sure that most young women who sleep with footballers will claim that they are scoring someone famous, even if the rest of us don't care that he is the reserve goalkeeper for QPR


  • #93
    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    I'm surprised no girl has mentioned Breffny Morgan yet. I thought he was riding all round him these days.


  • #94
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    danh789 wrote: »
    I'm surprised no girl has mentioned Breffny Morgan yet. I thought he was riding all round him these days.

    If that cant saw a gee he'd prob run home to Mammy looking for a plaster.....


  • #95
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    danh789 wrote: »
    I'm surprised no girl has mentioned Breffny Morgan yet. I thought he was riding all round him these days.

    Celia Holmes Lee has him on the books now.


  • #96
    ucdmike
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭ucdmike


    kfallon wrote: »
    If that cant saw a gee he'd prob run home to Mammy looking for a plaster.....

    Jealousy is such a horrible feature in a person.....

    I bet Breffny has had more pussy in the last year than you can account for in an entire lifetime.


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  • #97
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Motley Crue wrote: »
    I'm sure that most young women who sleep with footballers will claim that they are scoring someone famous, even if the rest of us don't care that he is the reserve goalkeeper for QPR

    You mean Elvijs Putnins?


  • #98
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    ucdmike wrote: »
    Jealousy is such a horrible feature in a person.....

    I bet Breffny has had more pussy in the last year than you can account for in an entire lifetime.

    who is Breffny Morgan?


  • #99
    deisedevil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    who is Breffny Morgan?

    The Breffmeister!


  • #100
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    who is Breffny Morgan?

    Was on the Irish version of The Apprentice.

    I'm ashamed that I actually know that... :o


  • #101
    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    who is Breffny Morgan?

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=breffny+morgan


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