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Has anyone scored with someone famous?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ucdmike wrote: »
    Jealousy is such a horrible feature in a person.....

    You honestly think I'm jealous of a guy who came across as one of the biggest idiots of all time on tv, a complete tool and fookwit with the brains and business 'acumen' of a retarded budgie?

    He's prob your hero tho eh :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    An ex of mine scored Mundy, I wouldn't count him as famous but there you go... Plus she's my ex, so she's a kunt and a whore and I hope she dies bald of the aids


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    I was this close >< to scoring the most famous chick on boards:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    LoanShark wrote: »
    Em, Whos balls were the deepest???



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭Renn


    ucdmike wrote: »
    Jealousy is such a horrible feature in a person.....

    I bet Breffny has had more pussy in the last year than you can account for in an entire lifetime.

    Scoring in Coppers does not count.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Won't name names, but I once kissed and felt up a really sexy girl that was on the TV.

    Her arse was so hot.

    In the end, I had to tell her to get off it though, as it was just brand new and I was afraid she'd break it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I was this close >< to scoring the most famous chick on boards:(

    Tar. doesn't seem like the shy type.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I was this close >< to scoring the most famous chick on boards:(

    You do know there are no chicks on Boards? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    I was this close >< to scoring the most famous chick on boards:(

    And then you posted in KYN.

    :P:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    An ex of mine scored Mundy, I wouldn't count him as famous but there you go... Plus she's my ex, so she's a kunt and a whore and I hope she dies bald of the aids

    I'm sensing that ended well.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    I'm sensing that ended well.

    In fairness to her we were broken up by the time that happened, but ultimately, yes, she is a ho' fo' sho'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    WindSock wrote: »
    Tar. doesn't seem like the shy type.

    Why do I always think that Tar. has a big strap-on?
    Kiera wrote: »
    You do know there are no chicks on Boards? :confused:

    :eek: I was drunk your honour - perhaps I hadz me a near miss.

    Kasabian wrote: »
    And then you posted in KYN.

    :P:pac:

    I thought it was something to do with KY Jelly ? Have I been conned again?????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I did kiss a girl who has gone on to have acting roles for RTE and BBC, when I was like 13.

    We haven't kept in touch...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 breffnymorgan


    danh789 wrote: »
    I'm surprised no girl has mentioned Breffny Morgan yet. I thought he was riding all round him these days.

    he is!!! count them.....80 in the last 12 months. HATERS!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭niamhallen


    he is!!! count them.....80 in the last 12 months. HATERS!!!!

    Ahhahahahahahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 breffnymorgan


    kfallon wrote: »
    You honestly think I'm jealous of a guy who came across as one of the biggest idiots of all time on tv, a complete tool and fookwit with the brains and business 'acumen' of a retarded budgie?

    He's prob your hero tho eh :rolleyes:


    Jealousy is a sad, sad trait.....;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Kasabian wrote: »
    And then you posted in KYN.

    :P:pac:


    Smartass!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Jealousy is a sad, sad trait.....;)

    I wonder who you really are...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 breffnymorgan


    Renn wrote: »
    Scoring in Coppers does not count.

    Really? you must be having a laugh. come out with me and ill throw you some my castaways, we'll see if it counts then!!:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I was this close >< to scoring the most famous chick on boards:(

    Beruthiel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Beruthiel?

    No - it was Snyper - she's hawt.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Breffny banned.
    It was unfair to the ladies of Ireland to have him posting on boards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Unfortunately no I haven't. Have met a couple of famous people in my time!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    ucdmike wrote: »

    I bet Breffny has had more pussy in the last year than you can account for in an entire lifetime.

    It's definitely a fact that most men cannot compete with him in the twat stakes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    TheTwiz wrote: »
    I scored Noirin who was in Big Brother


    My mate finger bashed her years ago as a teenager...........I only got to smell the finger though! :(


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    hayley williams :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I slept with someone who used to go out with Timmy Mallet.

    His name was Eric.

    Does that count?
    Timmy Mallet is gay?
    I was this close >< to scoring the most famous chick on boards:(

    Rozie?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 905 ✭✭✭FUNKY LOVER


    i know a fella who banged janis battersby form corrie,if thats any use!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    i know a fella who banged janis battersby form corrie,if thats any use!?

    Whah, whah, whah,

    Whah WHAHHHHH.

    Back after the break.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    i know a fella who banged janis battersby form corrie,if thats any use!?

    Nice...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    i know a fella who banged janis battersby form corrie,if thats any use!?

    No use at all:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i rode anne frank last week


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭DerekDGoldfish


    i rode anne frank last week

    Ive read her diary, you got a 3/10


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,573 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    i rode anne frank last week

    did jew?


  • Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭bm365


    Whah, whah, whah,

    Whah WHAHHHHH.

    Back after the break.

    He said Corrie, not Eastenders ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭flanno_7hi


    i know a fella who banged janis battersby form corrie,if thats any use!?

    Really? I work with her uncle haha I'll tell him tomorrow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭Saft Hans


    Unfortunately no I haven't. Have met a couple of famous people in my time!


    And what was the point in posting that?:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Not yet, guess it ain't gonna happen at this stage! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Swapped spit with Oprah lots of years ago......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Already done about two posts after. :rolleyes:

    It was for people who came in late


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Does a sister of a Fair City actress count? The one who was addicted to heroin lol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    bm365 wrote: »
    He said Corrie, not Eastenders ;)

    That's Doof doof doof doof, dick-a-doof doof...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    Lindsay Lohan before she was famous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    FearDark wrote: »
    Does a sister of a Fair City actress count?

    I think we have a winner!! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Mate of mine scored a certain Irish GK in a certain club in Portmarnock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Mate of mine scored a certain Irish GK in a certain club in Portmarnock.

    TehMongos?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    stovelid wrote: »
    TehMongos?

    ;)

    Where the slutty gang goes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 John I am


    I had a threesome with Peter and Iris Robinson once, they thought it was gross


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    Ive read her diary, you got a 3/10
    fingers?

    that's a shocker! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    only have two very VERY tenuous ones.

    i once snogged David Gower's little sister in Tenerife about 15 years ago. hardly qualifies as scoring with someone famous, but it's as close as I've ever managed without actually ever trying. :)

    My brother used to live in London in the 90's and lent his car to a mate who was taking out a model and wanted to impress her (he had a TVR at the time and it was pretty cool :)).

    when he got the car back, there were two very deep stiletto heel marks right into the dash and it turns out that the model in question was Rachel Brown who was in the UK's sexiest TV ad of all time.

    I actually got to put my fingers into those stiletto marks! :D

    i was about 13 at the time, so it was a pretty cool story back then, but probably not so much now. :o


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