Best way to kill/torture a wasp

gu10

alright now I really, really hate wasps and i need better ways to kill them. never been stung by one but after years of torturing the feckers i am long overdue a sting.

back in the good old days when horses were horses i saw one on the ground and kind of stood on it with one shoe but not enough to crush it and put my other shoe against its back so it stung the shoe. usually they can sting more than once but not if they sting rubber so when it walked away and the stinger and its guts remained attached to the shoe, just like when a bee would sting something.

those electric fly swatters were good too but the new ones have been dumbed down because kids were using them to shock each other. so presumably one of the parents got up and complained, got a law passed and ruined all our fun. nothing quite like the burning stench of a wasp being electrocuted.

so any good ideas? those poison spray things are good too but i can't find where the fecking nest is. those inverted water bottles with suggery ****e in them seem to catch a lot of wasps but i don't know if they have any real impact on the population of them at all

Sheeps

maybe you should just kill urself instead

Ricardo G

We used to catch them in jam jars with the lids pierced (to leave them breath of course) but as far as torturing goes.........no need for it, your just a sicko

starbelgrade

When are the schools open again? Far too many kids in AH these days.

Micky Dolenz

Personal Issues Forum may be able to help you.