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Sperm Donation Websites

noklek · 2010-08-13 11:46:54

Does anybody know of any Irish sperm donation websites. co-parentmatch.com in the UK puts women in contact with men who are willing to donate their sperm free of cost and do not want to have contact with the child in the future. There is the drawback that most of these men wish to donate their sperm by meeting and having…

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Does anybody know of any Irish sperm donation websites.
co-parentmatch.com in the UK puts women in contact with men who are willing to donate their sperm free of cost and do not want to have contact with the child in the future.
There is the drawback that most of these men wish to donate their sperm by meeting and having sex but I am desperate to have a baby and this for financial and other reasons this seems like my best option.

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#2 13-08-2010 12:47pm

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I think this happened a few days ago too

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#4 13-08-2010 12:49pm

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#5 13-08-2010 12:49pm

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Do you have to attach the sperm to an email and send it?

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#6 13-08-2010 12:50pm

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Hard to beat "cash in hand".

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Turkeybaster.com

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#8 13-08-2010 12:51pm

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A website for women to get in touch with ****. Must be Bebo.

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#9 13-08-2010 12:52pm

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noklek wrote: »

There is the drawback

Teeheehee

Seriously tho OP - you want men to meet with a skint desperate woman and help her have a child and expect that they'll do it without the chance of sexings??

FAIL methinks.

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#10 13-08-2010 12:53pm

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Reminds me of an episode of the show Testees (available on Hulu).

I'm sure this thread will be moved to another forum momentarily!

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#11 13-08-2010 12:55pm

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In before the premature ejection.

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Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Teeheehee

Seriously tho OP - you want men to meet with a skint desperate woman and help her have a child and expect that they'll do it without the chance of sexings??

FAIL methinks.

I know. She could at least put on a little show for any potential donator.

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#13 13-08-2010 12:58pm

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noklek wrote: »

There is the drawback that most of these men wish to donate their sperm by meeting and having sex

Sounds like a fair compromise... although would need pics in advance

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#14 13-08-2010 12:58pm

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noklek wrote: »

Does anybody know of any Irish sperm donation websites.
co-parentmatch.com in the UK puts women in contact with men who are willing to donate their sperm free of cost and do not want to have contact with the child in the future.
There is the drawback that most of these men wish to donate their sperm by meeting and having sex but I am desperate to have a baby and this for financial and other reasons this seems like my best option.

Perfect theres alot of **** in Ireland

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#16 13-08-2010 1:20pm

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noklek wrote: »

Does anybody know of any Irish sperm donation websites.
co-parentmatch.com in the UK puts women in contact with men who are willing to donate their sperm free of cost and do not want to have contact with the child in the future.
There is the drawback that most of these men wish to donate their sperm by meeting and having sex but I am desperate to have a baby and this for financial and other reasons this seems like my best option.

Is this some sort of wacky "Brewsters Millions"-esque gig you've got going on then or are you just trying to stick your snout further into the countries ever-growing social welfare pot?

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#17 13-08-2010 1:23pm

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noklek wrote: »

Does anybody know of any Irish sperm donation websites.
co-parentmatch.com in the UK puts women in contact with men who are willing to donate their sperm free of cost and do not want to have contact with the child in the future.
There is the drawback that most of these men wish to donate their sperm by meeting and having sex but I am desperate to have a baby and this for financial and other reasons this seems like my best option.

I've pm'd my phone number... AGAIN... Maybe give me a call this time :mad:

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#18 13-08-2010 1:23pm

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ejmaztec wrote: »

In before the premature ejection.

Too late

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#19 13-08-2010 2:14pm

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I remember when London first opened a sperm bank - it was a total failure.

The first guy missed the tube, while the second guy came on the bus!

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#20 13-08-2010 2:18pm

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dilallio wrote: »

I remember when London first opened a sperm bank - it was a total failure.

The first guy missed the tube, while the second guy came on the bus!

Boo-urns

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=7

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OP - you may be in luck, there is a vacancy at the sperm bank in dublin - I think the last employee got fired for drinking on the job.:pac:

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Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

OP - you may be in luck, there is a vacancy at the sperm bank in dublin - I think the last employee got fired for drinking on the job.:pac:

Durty.

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Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

OP - you may be in luck, there is a vacancy at the sperm bank in dublin - I think the last employee got fired for drinking on the job.:pac:

Some people would find the contents of that story hard to swallow.

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Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

OP - you may be in luck, there is a vacancy at the sperm bank in dublin - I think the last employee got fired for not **** on the job.:pac:

Fixed that for you.

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2 stroke wrote: »

Fixed that for you.

ur name would make you a legend at this job

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dubtom wrote: »

Well I'm in,I've just came on the screen,what do I do now?

You wipe it into a brown envelope and post it to Leinster House. They'll take care of the rest.

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Getting paid to ****.

Sounds like my kinda job.

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bonerm wrote: »

Some people would find the contents of that story hard to swallow.

Class! I LOLLED!

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#33 13-08-2010 11:30pm

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#34 08-10-2010 8:57pm

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I cannot believe the rubbish replies to this thread. What a backward country we are.

But there was an interesting programme on midweek on TV3 on wednesday about women going abroad to donor clinics etc. much cheaper than here. you can see it on the Tv3 website.

noklek wrote: »

Does anybody know of any Irish sperm donation websites.
co-parentmatch.com in the UK puts women in contact with men who are willing to donate their sperm free of cost and do not want to have contact with the child in the future.
There is the drawback that most of these men wish to donate their sperm by meeting and having sex but I am desperate to have a baby and this for financial and other reasons this seems like my best option.

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