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    #32
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    WindSock wrote: »
    Yet criminals still hate being caught by the fuzz :confused:

    Yup and at certain times of the month, there is a danger they may even be caught red handed!


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    #33
    Mr. Presentable
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    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    I think it's ridiculous.



    Apparently though in the Joy, they have a bucket they have to do their business in throughout the night and then in the mornings they have to "empty their bucket" *gags*

    And here's me, in freedom, having to walk down the hall for a pi55, like a sap!


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    #34
    Lizbeth Wailing Disc
    Posts: 0 ✭ Lizbeth Wailing Disc


    Dudess wrote: »
    Why would you believe that sh1t? "Because someone said it" doesn't count as a reason.

    It's exaggerated, but not altogether false.


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    #35
    Dudess
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    anti-venom wrote: »
    Why should prisoners not be entitled to three square meals a day? What's the alternative, starve them half to death? Make them even more dangerous and violent than they already are and then turn them loose on society again?
    Well in fairness, all that's being said is that prisoners should only get the basics, no frills.


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    #36
    Kiera
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    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Yup and at certain times of the month, there is a danger they may even be caught red handed!

    Mankbag :D


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    #37
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Dudess wrote: »
    And how do you know it's true?

    Eh, if it was on Adrian Kennedy it must be true. He only allows the most closely vetted and well-informed of callers onto the air. :rolleyes:


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    #38
    AnonoBoy
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    Dudess wrote: »
    And how do you know it's true?

    It was on the Adrian Kennedy show ergo it has to be true. ;)


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    #39
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    OK.

    1) I never said they shouldn't be entitled to three meals a day.

    And

    2) It's true because Adrian and Jeremy said so :P No but my friend's brother is in Jail and he has access to all those things I named, although I don't feel I should have to explain myself but there, it is true


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    #40
    Kiera
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    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    OK.

    1) I never said they shouldn't be entitled to three meals a day.

    And

    2) It's true because Adrian and Jeremy said so :P No but my friend's brother is in Jail and he has access to all those things I named, although I don't feel I should have to explain myself but there, it is true

    And your jailburd boyfriend told you too?


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    #41
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    Kiera wrote: »
    And your jailburd boyfriend told you too?


    Forgot about that!


    How did those 30 minute catch up sessions go? Hope he didn't want anal all the time:pac:


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    #42
    Trashbat
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    Cheeky_gal wrote: »

    2) It's true because Adrian and Jeremy said so :P No but my friend's brother is in Jail and he has access to all those things I named, although I don't feel I should have to explain myself but there, it is true

    Unless he is in Shelton Abbey, which is an open prison, then he would not be allowed any contact (even shaking hands) with a visitor unless very special circumstances. Even in the open prison conjugal visits are not permitted.

    Do you also believe that head shops are causing the nation to turn into Junkies and that immigrants leave buggies at the bus stop because they get another free one from the dole office the next day?:rolleyes:


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    #43
    jackiebaron
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    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    Nopes. I believe that sh*t because it's true.

    It isn't true you dick.


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    #44
    dr.bollocko
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    jackiebaron wrote: »
    It isn't true you dick.

    Banned.


    Cheekygal back up what you're saying with something other than "my mate told me" or do not post in this thread again.

    Kiera wrote: »
    And your jailburd boyfriend told you too?
    Cut out the personal stuff from here on please.


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    #45
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Banned.


    Cheekygal back up what you're saying with something other than "my mate told me" or do not post in this thread again.



    Cut out the personal stuff from here on please.


    She brought it up in After Hours before, surely if it were true her fella would have told her and she could mention that, rather than using Adrian Kennedy and "her friends fella" as cites.

    If it were true, of course.


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    #46
    Chris P. Bacon
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    What Cheekygal is saying is partly true,i have been in prison its not something im proud of but we all make mistakes in life.Yes they have PlayStations and televisions but definitely no arcades,they have weight rooms not gyms and no swimming pools,and no prison in Ireland allows girlfriends to come in to "catch up" dont know where you got that out of,and in Cork prison you have a bucket to use as your toilet but only to urinate in,and yes you have to empty it out the morning after.


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    #47
    justshane
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    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    hi guiz on da webs using ma eyephone
    prison life gud
    bye

    Scottish accent?


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    #48
    Trashbat
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    Richie Cranium wrote: »
    What Cheekygal is saying is partly true

    I think the issue is more with the post being basically "Prisoners get it so easy" daily mail style nonsense. While there are facilities for prisoners, its nonsense to say its an easy ride. Prison is not a nice place to go, full stop.
    Richie Cranium wrote: »
    no prison in Ireland allows girlfriends to come in to "catch up" dont know where you got that out of

    Exactly. Perhaps too much american television? :D


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    #49
    cruiser178
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    all you need to know when going on your holidays:D http://www.citizensinformation.ie/categories/justice/prison-system/prison_conditions


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    #50
    Kiera
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Banned.


    Cheekygal back up what you're saying with something other than "my mate told me" or do not post in this thread again.



    Cut out the personal stuff from here on please.

    Sorry, it wasnt a dig. She actually had a thread about it. I was just asking if that's who told her.


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    #51
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Richie Cranium wrote: »
    What Cheekygal is saying is partly true,i have been in prison its not something im proud of but we all make mistakes in life.Yes they have PlayStations and televisions but definitely no arcades,they have weight rooms not gyms and no swimming pools,and no prison in Ireland allows girlfriends to come in to "catch up" dont know where you got that out of,and in Cork prison you have a bucket to use as your toilet but only to urinate in,and yes you have to empty it out the morning after.

    Thank you.

    I wasn't full of sh*t, I may have been slightly wrong but it is true. And to answer Kiera's question.. I didn't want to mention my ex as that's a touchy subject and I'm trying to forget about him.

    And in relation to the 30 mins time, call me gullable or naive I don't mind, but it was a topic on the Adrian Kennedy show and a prison officer did phone in to say it's true int he prison which he works in. Whether that's actually true or not I don't know, but i'm sure majority of people who listend in that night did beleive it to be true considering it was broadcasted on live radio! Phone them up yourselves for proof, i'm not claiming it to be fact


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    #52
    Trashbat
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    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    but i'm sure majority of people who listend in that night did beleive it to be true considering it was broadcasted on live radio!

    Everything on live radio must be true


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    #53
    Pace2008
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    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    And in relation to the 30 mins time, call me gullable or naive I don't mind, but it was a topic on the Adrian Kennedy show and a prison officer did phone in to say it's true int he prison which he works in. Whether that's actually true or not I don't know, but i'm sure majority of people who listend in that night did beleive it to be true considering it was broadcasted on live radio! Phone them up yourselves for proof, i'm not claiming it to be fact
    You need a serious crash course in critical thinking if you unquestioningly believe the **** you hear on Adrian Kennedy.


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    #54
    WindSock
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    Richie Cranium wrote: »
    What Cheekygal is saying is partly true,i have been in prison its not something im proud of but we all make mistakes in life.Yes they have PlayStations and televisions but definitely no arcades,they have weight rooms not gyms and no swimming pools,and no prison in Ireland allows girlfriends to come in to "catch up" dont know where you got that out of,and in Cork prison you have a bucket to use as your toilet but only to urinate in,and yes you have to empty it out the morning after.

    The prison where I worked, each unit had an Xbox, flatscreen television , DVDs and a basketball court, there was also a gym, sports hall and a swimming pool. The kids weren't locked in their rooms, unless they were in the secure unit. They got fed around 5 times a day (3 meals and bits and pieces in between) and had pizza on a Friday if they had a good week.
    They even had underfloor heating, yet they still couldn't wait to get out of there when their time was up :eek:
    Mind you, there was a high recidivism rate. Must have been gagging for some of those tasty prison pizzas.


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    #55
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    WindSock wrote: »
    The prison where I worked, each unit had an Xbox, flatscreen television , DVDs and a basketball court, there was also a gym, sports hall and a swimming pool. The kids weren't locked in their rooms, unless they were in the secure unit. They got fed around 5 times a day (3 meals and bits and pieces in between) and had pizza on a Friday if they had a good week.
    They even had underfloor heating, yet they still couldn't wait to get out of there when their time was up :eek:
    Mind you, there was a high recidivism rate. Must have been gagging for some of those tasty prison pizzas.


    ^^This, in conjunction with your "great screw" comment troubles me greatly.


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    #56
    WindSock
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    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    ^^This, in conjunction with your "great screw" comment troubles me greatly.


    I was a great screw. Many a door I opened up for those kiddies.


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    #57
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    WindSock wrote: »
    I was a great screw. Many a door I opened up for those kiddies.

    Stop digging windy - stop digging ... :pac:


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    #58
    WindSock
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    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Stop digging windy - stop digging ... :pac:

    But I loved to see the joy on their faces as I stuck it


    Eh, actually maybe I will stop now :cool:


    Goddam little SOB's


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    #59
    AnonoBoy
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    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    Whether that's actually true or not I don't know, but i'm sure majority of people who listend in that night did beleive it to be true considering it was broadcasted on live radio!

    Well then..........


    Hi Cheeky Gal I am an important business man. I have picked your name from the internet and immediately sought to contact you with this immense business opportunity.

    Please send me the significant bank details so we can begin to work in the business together and help you with cash flow.

    Salutations,

    Ekmar El AnonoBoy


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    #60
    SV
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Why would you believe that sh1t? "Because someone said it" doesn't count as a reason.

    It's true, in some prisons around Ireland.


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    #61
    Degsy
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    WindSock wrote: »
    Mind you, there was a high recidivism rate. Must have been gagging for some of those tasty prison pizzas.


    Or they're just scumbags doing Life on the installment plan.


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