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Milkman?
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17-08-2010 1:46pm#1
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Hi
We use a milkman for the last year and so do a few of our neighbours in the Park. Have had no complaints and think its similar price to Superquinn - also means you are not running to shops for milk and coming back with €20 of goodies
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Hi all,
A milkman came to our door last week to see would we sign up, think he works for Avonmore? Anyway, we did, he gave us a copy of our order and were to get first delivery yesterday but theres no sign yet... dont have a phone number for him. Would anyone have a number for him? Thanks
Haa good start
He knocked at ours as well.0 -
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No, he was so gorgeous they put him under arrest.
Pat Mustard was a violent treacherous milkman who could not be trusted. I for one would not like to encounter this mischievous malevolent murderer on my doorstep. He was no laughing matter and was about as funny as woodworm in a cripple’s crutch.
I firmly resolve with the help of thy grace that Ernie was the best milkman of them all.
You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue,
She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22.
They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,
But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.
They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."
That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,
And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.
She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."
He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way,
And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.
Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.
Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr)
And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.
Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."
Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun.
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned,
And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.
Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.
Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,
And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.
But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married Ted,
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?
They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
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Of course the life of a Milkman is not a bed of roses.
There are hidden dangers around the courner for the unsuspecting milkman....:D
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curious court wrote: »Hi there, has anyone got the contact details for the milkman by any chance? i've been getting milk for a good few weeks now and still no sign of him re payment etc...has anyone else had this problem? Thank you.
William Blanchfield, 2819946 or 087 7424036. I got his card Friday night for that very reason.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19wAAyxZhUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9YL0yHohts
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