Embarrassing things you have done in front of a girl/guy you like

El Guapo! · 17-08-2010 6:38pm

When I was about 16 I was trying to be as cool as possible while talking to a group of girls but I sneezed and somehow the pressure of the sneeze squeezed out a really loud fart at the same time.

They looked horrified and I just bowed my head in shame and left.

we'llallhavetea_old · 17-08-2010 7:28pm

rip roaring fanny farts during sex.

punchdrunk · 17-08-2010 7:29pm

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

rip roaring fanny farts during sex.

suddenly,my chicken Kiev has lost it's appeal...

Einstein · 17-08-2010 7:42pm

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

rip roaring fanny farts during sex.

sound clips or gtfo...

Black Magician · 17-08-2010 7:47pm

Prematurely ejaculated once sigh

Jaxxy · 17-08-2010 7:52pm

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

rip roaring fanny farts during sex.

Nothing you can do but laugh and carry on in those situations.

we'llallhavetea_old · 17-08-2010 8:00pm

Einstein wrote: »

sound clips or gtfo...

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Nothing you can do but laugh and carry on in those situations.

i posted this before, here's the full story

Can't believe i'm gonna share this but anyway, comedy value and all that. I ended up in bed with this fella i know and things were goin grand, until, we changed position and my vagina turned into a bagpipe. Everytime he thrusted, i emitted this earsplitting fart. Swear te god, nearly died. Thank god it happened with this certain fella because he just fell over laughin with me. Never in my life did i think that such noise could come out of my fanny. I'm now blushing thinkin about it!

Fago! · 17-08-2010 8:27pm

^^^^
/nelson laugh

dylano_k · 17-08-2010 9:35pm

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

rip roaring fanny farts during sex.

Was that just to dry your flaps?

HeadPig · 17-08-2010 10:08pm

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

Can't believe i'm gonna share this but anyway, comedy value and all that. I ended up in bed with this fella i know and things were goin grand, until, we changed position and my vagina turned into a bagpipe. Everytime he thrusted, i emitted this earsplitting fart. Swear te god, nearly died. Thank god it happened with this certain fella because he just fell over laughin with me. Never in my life did i think that such noise could come out of my fanny. I'm now blushing thinkin about it!

You should probably see a vet.

we'llallhavetea_old · 17-08-2010 10:10pm

HeadPig wrote: »

You should probably see a vet.

after you've lost your virginity, you may one day, witness/experience fanny farts.

HeadPig · 17-08-2010 10:14pm

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

after you've lost your virginity, you may one day, witness/experience fanny farts.

Lost it long ago, thankfully she forewent the sound effects.

Stink on the inside · 17-08-2010 10:32pm

Met a girl in a club, and ended up going home with her. During the night I got an urge for a huge Guinness dump after getting jiggy with it.
Bowl blocked up with ****e & tissue paper, what a mess. The bowl overflowed on the second flush trying to dislodge the blockage.
****e all over the place, In my drunken state I legged it while she was asleep. I had to look at her for the next three years in college.
Needles to say she didn't have anything good to say about the whole thing.
If you read this honey, sorry x

desertcircus · 17-08-2010 10:48pm

Considerably less scatological, but I once managed to fail to understand that when a girl from the other side of the city rings to say she's off to your side of the city to sketch the sunset and do you want to meet up and keep her company, she's not just looking for someone to keep her company.

The Agogo · 17-08-2010 10:53pm

I was in a past-gf's house one night....doing stuffs etc.

When I got up to leave, I stepped barefoot in cat**** which seemed to cover her entire bedroom floor.

Don't know who should be more embarrassed in this case.

It was ****ing disgusting though.

I hate cats.

And people who like them.

Owwmykneecap · 17-08-2010 10:54pm

No thumbs up for you.

Star Bingo · 17-08-2010 10:56pm

yeah i stomped dogsh!t all over this girls plush tallaght palace one time, was heavy cos i was on a microdot so the place looked even more palacial whilst the sh!t looked even grottier

d.anthony · 17-08-2010 10:57pm

Einstein wrote: »

Yep...All this "customer only" signage isn't worth the brass its engraved on :P

I might have jumped the gun on private businesses...not sure about office blocks etc...They can still say no and point blank not let you in...but legally it's a different matter...

Only reason I know was my solicitor told me about it when I signed a lease for my business a few years ago...cant for the life of me find the link...

In Scotland, it's still law that if you chap someone's door they have to let you in.

The Agogo · 17-08-2010 11:00pm

Star Bingo wrote: »

yeah i stomped dogsh!t all over this girls plush tallaght palace one time, was heavy cos i was on a microdot so the place looked even more palacial whilst the sh!t looked even grottier

^^I worked here for several years. I hear it's closing down?

/off-top I know

Star Bingo · 17-08-2010 11:07pm

The Agogo wrote: »

^^I worked here for several years. I hear it's closing down?

/off-top I know

yeah, dunno how soon.. from roller rink to bowling alley to bingo hall to.. typical ourra place modern apartment block w/ spar/ xtravision etc on the ground - lets delay the inevitable.

TheCardHolder · 17-08-2010 11:24pm

Went for a drink with her in a pub around lunch hour. Skipped breakfast because I was in a rush but all was going well and I'm flying through the pints.

Next thing I know I'm lying in my bed with memorys of her bringing a drunken me from town all the way home and meeting my parents for the first time while I talk complete ****e to everyone and fall asleep on the couch after declaring loudly that we should all go the pub.

Scarlet for my ma for having me or wha.