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The Old Couple

mfceiling · 2010-08-17 14:47:24

An elderly couple are on a flight to america. An american man leans across and says "are you going on holidays?" "what did he say" asks the old woman. "he wants to know if we are going on holidays" says the old man "yes we are" says the old woman "where are you from" asks the american "what did he say" asks the old lady…

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17-08-2010 3:47pm

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mfceiling

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An elderly couple are on a flight to america.
An american man leans across and says "are you going on holidays?"
"what did he say" asks the old woman.
"he wants to know if we are going on holidays" says the old man
"yes we are" says the old woman

"where are you from" asks the american
"what did he say" asks the old lady
"he wants to know where we are from" says the old man
"ireland" she replies

"man i met an ugly bitch in ireland and had the worst sex of my life with her" says the american
"what did he say" asks the old lady
"he thinks he knows you" says the old man!!

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#2 17-08-2010 3:50pm
firstprime

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oh ho ho! that is quite humerous and I applaud you sir!
old joke is old

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#3 17-08-2010 4:42pm
mfceiling

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^^

Let's be having yours then:rolleyes:

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