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Bring Home the Bacon...

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  • 18-08-2010 8:05am
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    FISMA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭


    Lads,
    If ye have any true ads like this, please advise. This one is just too funny. I'll have to have my cousin post in on.

    It seems legit, unless I missed the punchline.
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    http://www.glockworld.com/item/171584__CMMG_Consumables_CMMG_Tactical_Bacon__9-Ou.aspx?w=4w4KQiaW1mM%3d
    CMMG ®
    The ultimate tactical accessory, the new Tactical Bacon from CMMG® is simply amazing. Kept in an aluminum can for a shelf life of 10+ years, the CMMG® Tactical Bacon is more affordable than other pre-cooked bacon producers, who offer no tactical packaging for their product. Including 9 ounces of pre-cooked bacon goodness, comparable to 3 pounds of raw bacon, the CMMG® Tactical Bacon is perfect for camping trips, survival situations, a snack at the range, zombie attacks, and many other apocalyptic scenarios. Able to be eaten cold, or heated up, CMMG® Tactical Bacon is sure to please bacon lovers of all ages.
    Specifications
    • CMMG® Tactical Bacon
    • Manufacturer Number: TB-1
    • Comparable To 3 Pounds Of Raw Bacon
    • Ingredients:
      • Pork
      • Water
      • Salt
      • Sugar
      • Smoke Flavoring
      • Sodium Phosphates
      • Sodium Erythorbate
      • Sodium Nitrite
    • Packaging: Aluminum Can
    • Amount: 9 Ounces
    • Shelf Life: 10+ Years
    • Note: Don't forget, Law Enforcement receives an additional 5% off all orders! Excludes Firearms and Ammunition




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    Grizzly 45
    Registered Users Posts: 15,025 ✭✭✭✭Grizzly 45


    Fierce handy when you are in Iraq or Afghanistan!!!;):D

    "If you want to keep someone away from your house, Just fire the shotgun through the door."

    Vice President [and former lawyer] Joe Biden Field& Stream Magazine interview Feb 2013 "



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    kay 9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,668 ✭✭✭kay 9


    :D:DTactical Bacon..jes, what next:D:D Had a smile from ear to ear reading that post.


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    #4
    gunhappy_ie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭gunhappy_ie


    Yep its legit... The company do some really good stuff for the AR platform. mainly a piston converstion kit !


    Red bull any 1 ??? thats for wimps ..... try

    http://www.thorgdg.com/products/thor-energy-drink-84fl-oz


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    kildare.17hmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭kildare.17hmr


    looks much better than the ration packs that used to get handed out up the glen:D mmmmmm beans and soggy sausages:p


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    gunhappy_ie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭gunhappy_ie


    kildare.17hmr wrote: »
    looks much better than the ration packs that used to get handed out up the glen:D mmmmmm beans and soggy sausages:p

    Im sure its sault content is through the roof though... worse than ration packs lol


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    kildare.17hmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭kildare.17hmr


    gunhappy_ie wrote: »
    Im sure its sault content is through the roof though... worse than ration packs lol
    If there's somethin worse than them i think id eat the grass:p


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    Cass
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 28,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cass


    I was way of the mark. I was thinking of a really hard pig with guns and an attitude.

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    Now thats tactical Bacon.
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    Dusty87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    Grizzly 45 wrote: »
    Fierce handy when you are in Iraq or Afghanistan!!!;):D

    or when herself is away. I find the toaster dosn do them justice :D


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    gunhappy_ie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭gunhappy_ie


    Check out there patches ..... i gotta get some soon !

    http://milspecmonkey.com/store/products/category/7/patches.html


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    #11
    meathstevie
    Registered Users Posts: 4,772 ✭✭✭meathstevie


    Anyone for ninja jam and combat crackers for desert ?


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    Grizzly 45
    Registered Users Posts: 15,025 ✭✭✭✭Grizzly 45


    gunhappy_ie wrote: »
    Check out there patches ..... i gotta get some soon !

    http://milspecmonkey.com/store/products/category/7/patches.html


    pork eating crusader,or what now B***hes?....I like !:D

    "If you want to keep someone away from your house, Just fire the shotgun through the door."

    Vice President [and former lawyer] Joe Biden Field& Stream Magazine interview Feb 2013 "



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    gunhappy_ie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭gunhappy_ie


    Grizzly 45 wrote: »
    pork eating crusader,or what now B***hes?....I like !:D

    I knew you would :)

    Im gonna have to get that "embrace the suck" and "fun meter" for work :P:P:P


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    #14
    dCorbus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭dCorbus


    Gotta love the "infidel" shoulder flash!

    Although the "pork eating crusader" one does appeal to my more subtle side!;)

    WWJBD? PMSL:D

    Goddamn, that tactical pork will come in handy when we're all hunkered down in our bunkers awaiting the advancing slow zombies!!!!!


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