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A great night not to be out.

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    #62
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Not as bad as this one;

    Ha ha ha ha! why you go on and offline like a yo yo!


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    #63
    A V A
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,755 ✭✭✭A V A


    just been past the night club which right beside my apartments and the amount of chung ones around and all the lads in their flannel shirts , the state of them all , iv seen a few familliar faces at the atm that are always in that club ( everytime i have been there , they have been there ) and they are 20-24 ???? wtf are they doing at a leaving results night ?? that stupid


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    #64
    Sheeps
    Registered Users Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    It's Junior Cert results in a few weeks. Must be like Christmas morning for you.

    the wez here i come


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    #65
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    There's always a thread around LC results time started by some guy going on about how he'll shag at least one "young one" (he's usually about a sagely 20 himself) tonight - what gives? Where's the thread started by an obvious virgin (full of backslapping by fellow virgins) this year? :confused:


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    #66
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    I'm making cupcakes... :o:o:o


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    #67
    Saibh
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    Dord wrote: »
    I'm making cupcakes... :o:o:o
    Cookie monster kind of cupcakes?


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    #68
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Dudess wrote: »
    There's always a thread around LC results time started by some guy going on about how he'll shag at least one "young one" (he's usually about a sagely 20 himself) tonight - what gives? Where's the thread started by an obvious virgin (full of backslapping by fellow virgins) this year? :confused:

    I feel sorry for the virgins!


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    #69
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    I feel sorry for the virgins!

    Won't someone please think of the virgins?

    Not you Sheeps, not you.


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    #70
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Not as bad as this one;

    a valid theory.


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    #71
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Saibh wrote: »
    Cookie monster kind of cupcakes?

    Not this time, just chocolate cupcakes. :)


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    #72
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,096 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ball and chain holding me in, for the best. Can't even lie there with a straight face.:p


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    #73
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    that was the best 15 minutes in AH ever

    lulz were had by all

    :D:D:D:D


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    #74
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Well that was an interesting twenty minutes or so.


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    #75
    Superbus
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    Spent tonight cooking cookies in a cooker for my cat.


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    #76
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Superbus wrote: »
    Spent tonight cooking cookies in a cooker for my cat.

    :(


    you forgot birds.


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    #77
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Don't have a great night wasted! Shhhshh be quiet...ye get banned. Ibtl.


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    #78
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    What makes you think all young birds are like that Sheeps!? Only the ones that have their arses on view and dress/skirt more like belt up as far as their waists not thighs but waists like! A full leg in view would be enough for any fella like you to hump on the bagwaggon wheel of young birds!
    At least I be a little more sophisticated when I do show my pins! Classy might I add despite my age I feel I'm 21 not 25. If you want an easy bird why don't ya go to an alley sure there be loads of birds there!

    The key to sexiness is to only draw attraction to one part of your body. A lot of young girls don't get this, anymore than they understand how to apply make-up. There's nothing wrong with wearing a really short skirt. It's no different to wearing a short skirt. It shows off your legs.
    The problem lies with not realising that, if you're showing off your legs, you cover up your arms and your back and your neck and your tits.
    If you're showing your tits, you wear a full skirted dress.
    If you're showing your back and arms and shoulders, you cover up your tits and your ass.

    Going out wearing a dress that's no more nor less than dental floss is about as attractive as poorly applied make-up. It just doesn't quite fit.

    Or at least that's my opinion.:o


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    #79
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    Larry Murphy wont sleep tonight


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    #80
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    I was out tonight celebrating my LC..and in all fariness feck off will yah! :P


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    #81
    AAAAAAAHHH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭AAAAAAAHHH


    Tallaght Saint wrote: »
    Exams. Kinda like SAT's. Decides wheter you go college or not

    SATs are a ****ing glorified IQ test.


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    #82
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »
    SATs are a ****ing glorified IQ test.

    I think they have SAT2 though which are actual exam subjects


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    #83
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    I was out last night and got proper c*nted and got my share of country clunge down here in the mighty County Kerry, bagged myself a young dumb and full of cum 17 year old :p


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    #84
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Hope you rinsed her out over the sink first, sloppy seconds are never cool. Never.


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    #85
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,096 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »
    SATs are a ****ing glorified IQ test.

    Any worse than regurgitating information?


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    #86
    ebixa82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭ebixa82


    candlelover wrote: »
    lol my OH met his friend to go gaming tonight....downside our friend is living with his girlfriend, who lives over the pub she owns in cork city centre, tee hee ill bet they are having fun :D

    "Gaming" as in trying to get stuck into drunk leaving certs?


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    #87
    Einstein
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Time to get my rape rag ready.

    /douses rag in chloroform
    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I use my penis.
    You douse your penis in chloroform?


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    #88
    Procasinator
    Registered Users Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    The key to sexiness is to only draw attraction to one part of your body. A lot of young girls don't get this, anymore than they understand how to apply make-up. There's nothing wrong with wearing a really short skirt. It's no different to wearing a short skirt. It shows off your legs.
    The problem lies with not realising that, if you're showing off your legs, you cover up your arms and your back and your neck and your tits.
    If you're showing your tits, you wear a full skirted dress.
    If you're showing your back and arms and shoulders, you cover up your tits and your ass.

    Going out wearing a dress that's no more nor less than dental floss is about as attractive as poorly applied make-up. It just doesn't quite fit.

    Or at least that's my opinion.:o

    I agree with your sentiment, but I think you exaggerate the need to cover up everywhere else (arms, neck, etc).

    It sounds like you are suggesting girls where a mini-skirt with a turtle neck.


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    #89
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,990 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    I was out last night and got proper c*nted and got my share of country clunge down here in the mighty County Kerry, bagged myself a young dumb and full of cum 17 year old :p

    You sound like a delightful individual.


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    #90
    Gang of Gin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Gang of Gin


    bm365 wrote: »
    And I suppose all us "culchies" and GAA fans will be blamed here tomorrow for all the damage done around Dublin city....

    Watch it, Cavehill Red might be on the prowl:pac:


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    #91
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    You sound like a delightful individual.

    Just had a lovely sh*t there for my tea break, it was delightful.


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