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My Penis is on fire

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  • 19-08-2010 6:39pm
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    MiciG91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭


    I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:
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    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    MiciG91 wrote: »
    I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:

    Yer on your own there sonny.


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    alwaysadub
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    don't let anyone else drink that milk anyway.


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    #4
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,476 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    Your mate sucked you off.

    Admit it.


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    OutlawPete
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    Ahhhh, anyone remember? :)

    ...


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Niiice! Make sure you give your mate some of that milk too!

    I hear rubbing your eyes works for cock burn!


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    pwd
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    don't let anyone else drink that milk anyway.
    keep it for himself you mean? :confused::confused::confused:


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    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    MiciG91 wrote: »
    I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:
    Ahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha!

    *wipes away tear of mirth*
    Thanks for that.


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    PirateShampoo
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    I see somebody's ban has expired.


    Shame.....


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    #10
    catthinkin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭catthinkin


    cut them off its the only way the chilli otherwise will dissolve them trust me ....


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    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,598 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Run Deep Heat on it.


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    strokemyclover
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    I get this every morning when going to the toilet. That's what 20 years of drinking lighter fluid will do to ya I suppose


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    mojesius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,342 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Thanks for the penis in milk carton image.

    There's nothing really you can do, it will cool off eventually. I got pepper in my eye once, took about 6 hours to wear off.


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    staker
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    Kiera wrote: »
    cock burn!

    All those years of watching the news and only now I see it ffs:mad:


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    pwd wrote: »
    keep it for himself you mean? :confused::confused::confused:

    if he's into that type of thing.


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    Pawpad666
    Registered Users Posts: 114 ✭✭Pawpad666


    You're fooked. It's going to turn into this very soon:

    http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1171706062.jpg

    :pac:


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    um7y1h83ge06nx
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    Legend


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    Saibh
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    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    I see somebody's ban has expired.


    Shame.....
    Wonder what will be in the next chapter in the life story of Mici91.


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    um7y1h83ge06nx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    Everybody now.....!

    "Whooooahhhhh, my sex is on fire...!"

    Can't beat the Kings of Leon! :D


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    shove it in your mate's ass. He'll love the warmth


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    teddy_303
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    Rub vigeriously with a coarse cheese grater on affected area.... Just don't leave the chilli juice on too long I've heard....


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    #22
    PirateShampoo
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    Another 5 or 6 pointless unfunny threads then another ban probably.


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    HorsesNHarleys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭HorsesNHarleys


    MiciG91 wrote: »
    I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:

    Have you tried soaking it in cider?:D:D:D


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    Einstein
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    MiciG91 wrote: »
    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:
    as in, through the tiny hole on the regular avonmore carton?

    chilli's the least of your worries...


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    starlit
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    Maybe you need to chill the chilly, put it in a fridge or just put ice or cold water on it!


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    storm2811
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    Ah,one of these threads again.

    I'm one hundred percent positive that this really happened.


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    Cakes.
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    How did he react when he ate the sandwhich ?


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    MiciG91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭MiciG91


    Einstein wrote: »
    as in, through the tiny hole on the regular avonmore carton?

    chilli's the least of your worries...

    No the proper cartons.it actually feels like its gonna fall off !!:(


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    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Put your fleshlight in the freezer for a while. That'll cool it off. :pac:


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    #30
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    anyone else find it funny that a lad called 'testicle' thanked the post? :P


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    Mr. Plow
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    I bet you're a fan of the kings of leon :D


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