whats the most weirdest and most random thing you heard???

A V A

i was just sitting here on my comp and my mam sat down with her cup of tea and says " i think i have arthritis in me arse " :D:D:D:P:P:eek:???? thats what inspired me to start this thread !!! i thought it was funy but bloody weird

what weird thing have you heard

Superbus

*something about me being the cause of your mams arse arthritis*

A V A

hahaha wouldnt suprise me , , de slut

minidazzler

A V A wrote: »

hahaha wouldnt suprise me , , de slut

Can I get an introduction?

A V A

hahaha

Berty

"Shut up you dirty stinking septic tampon whore"

said by a woman on a bus to another girl minding her own business.

Also somebody said outside a hospital

Imagine dirty Limerick Accent between two girls

"Was that John?"
"Yeah"
"Jesus, I didn't recognise him"
"Of course you didn't, he had a fvcking shower!!!!"

Mr. Rager

Cats ****.


Surely that's all of yours most random thing you ever thing.

mink_man

who else hates the word random.

Ricardo G

"Ireland is now out of recession"

I even heard it twice:rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

A V A wrote: »

what weird thing have you heard

The sound of a tom cat getting Anally probed by an 8 year olds inquisitive hand

Sounded something like Jedward getting kicked in the nuts

orourkeda

In a heated exchange between two random skangers, one of the insults thrown was

"your ma's your aul wan"

AckwelFoley

orourkeda wrote: »

In a heated exchange between two random skangers, one of the insults thrown was

"your ma's your aul wan"

His only saving grace was that he was correct.

Brilliant really if you think about it

jester77

The lottery numbers were fairly random again last night, my ticket was unfortunately not random enough

gaz wac

Was in eddies in Blanch and there was a group of skanger kids hanging around outside and one of the girls said " 'ere Paulo, tell that pr*ick Mark to stop hanging around my bedroom window,caught the little fcuker looking at me last night and he was having a wa*nk, so threw my shampoo bottle at him" !!

Sofaspud

In a pub a couple of months ago squeezing through a group of people, heard one sentence from a conversation, said by a rather hot girl:
"Well sure everyone's tasted their own ear wax!"

Passenger on a Blackpool tram shouting at the driver, "you bastard I've just missed the final score!"

He was sat there with a a ghettoblaster up loud listening to the football results, but every time the tram moved all that was heard was BZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

we'llallhavetea_old

orourkeda wrote: »

In a heated exchange between two random skangers, one of the insults thrown was

"your ma's your aul wan"

LMFAO

skangers are the best!

PhysiologyRocks

mink_man wrote: »

who else hates the word random.

I take no issue with the word when it's used in the correct context...

starlit

Heard of someone or from a comedy programme: Bum-oly/pie-hole?