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JUNKIE SEX

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  • 19-08-2010 10:24pm
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    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭


    Was finished work at half 4 today and left the office. Walking past the LUAS stop right beside the Jervis Shopping Center. Saw a load of teeny boppers laughing and looking back. I didn't initially see anything going on. Then I walked past the ticket machine just beside the timetable sign. I saw 2 scoby junkies wearing the face of each other and your man moaning with his cap standing at the usual straight up angle. Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight. She starts groaning & fairly audibly i might add and at no stage did they give a shyte that there was at least 200 people on each of the tracks side in full view of them. Who says that Paris is the city of love?

    God only knows what they did when their rampant heroin filled hormones got the better of them. Am i the only one that sees this kinda stuff on a regular basis?
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    cian1500ww
    Registered Users Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    Pics or GTFO


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    Executive Steve
    Registered Users Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    If they were at that they probably weren't junkies... Not much room for a sex drive when you're strung out on the Richard Gear...


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    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    <insert thanks seeking comment here>

    Seriously though, why are they left on the streets? Anytime I go to Dublin, the city centre is crawling with "gizzaeuuurrofourdebusbudddd" types.

    Cops could move 'em on at least. They'd soon get sick of that and bugger off back to their state sponsored hovels.


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    Jeboa Safari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭Jeboa Safari


    Suppose she'll get pregnant now and breed another little scumbag


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    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    that's not sex.


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    #7
    Brendog
    Registered Users Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    everyone has AIDS.....AIDS AIDS AIDS


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    Ricardo G
    Registered Users Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Packs bag, long trenchcoat, dark sunglasses and a 24snap Fuji disposable and heads for Dublin :D


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    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    She probably had a syringe lodged in her gowl, her man friend was assisting her in removing it.


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    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    She probably had a syringe lodged in her gowl, her man friend was assisting her in removing it.

    With a rake? :eek:


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    ...blissfully ignoring the state of the economy.

    Have these people no shame?


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    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'll watch xhamster with interest


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    Star Bingo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    <No text speak please/biko>


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    catthinkin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭catthinkin


    thats actually really sad and really grim at the same time


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    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    damn those exhibitionists

    I keep missing them


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    IrishZeus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭IrishZeus


    Big Steve wrote: »
    . Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight.

    Extreme gardening at its finest. :D


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    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    *mental image*

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap


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    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    When I seen title of thread, Jervis came straight into my mind of where this could happen.

    200 witnesses to a romp in daylight, is that a record?


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    [Deleted User]
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    He was probably havin better craic than me at that very moment.. Fair play.


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    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    It was manky to come across. But its no worse than some "gerrupowadat" young-ones taking a piss in public squatting with their kaks down around their ankles.


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    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    So thats how HIV babies are made, poor things :mad:


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    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Jeboa Safari wrote: »
    Suppose she'll get pregnant now and breed another little scumbag


    Um..thats not how you get pregnant.

    I think.


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Should have thrown them in front of the luas.


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    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Big Steve wrote: »
    It was manky to come across.

    Now now, I'm sure she was a lovely girl.


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    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,193 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    This never happened!

    You have a computer, so i presume you live in the 21st Century!

    If you do, yo have a phone with a camera on it........... and you never took a pic.

    I call shananigans!


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    bazmaiden
    Registered Users Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    gurramok wrote: »
    So thats how HIV babies are made, poor things :mad:

    no its not


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    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    This never happened!

    You have a computer, so i presume you live in the 21st Century!

    If you do, yo have a phone with a camera on it........... and you never took a pic.

    I call shananigans!

    Call the f**kin ghostbusters for all I care. I'd look the worse c**t if I started snapping pics.


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    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Brendog wrote: »
    everyone has AIDS.....AIDS AIDS AIDS


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    SAIDS?? whats that?


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    #29
    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,358 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    seems to me the work of drunk culchie gaa fans


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    darad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭darad


    #201 in the book of "things to do when the luas is late"


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    #31
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,193 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Big Steve wrote: »
    Call the f**kin ghostbusters for all I care. I'd look the worse c**t if I started snapping pics.

    You think taking a photo in public is worse than public sexual acts?

    Think i'll go shag my missus on O'Connell Street. but bring someone with a disposable camera to distract the nay-sayers!


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