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JUNKIE SEX

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    #32
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    no its not

    Well, its highly likely. Junkies who are drug users are highly likely to be infected with HIV than an ordinary Joe.


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    #33
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    gurramok wrote: »
    Well, its highly likely. Junkies who are drug users are highly likely to be infected with HIV than an ordinary Joe.

    yes but a finger can't get you pregnant


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    #34
    t4k30
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭t4k30


    Big Steve wrote: »
    Was finished work at half 4 today and left the office. Walking past the LUAS stop right beside the Jervis Shopping Center. Saw a load of teeny boppers laughing and looking back. I didn't initially see anything going on. Then I walked past the ticket machine just beside the timetable sign. I saw 2 scoby junkies wearing the face of each other and your man moaning with his cap standing at the usual straight up angle. Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight. She starts groaning & fairly audibly i might add and at no stage did they give a shyte that there was at least 200 people on each of the tracks side in full view of them. Who says that Paris is the city of love?

    God only knows what they did when their rampant heroin filled hormones got the better of them. Am i the only one that sees this kinda stuff on a regular basis?

    Lets be honest here, are you out looking for these sorts of situations ?


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    #35
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ


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    #36
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Big Steve wrote: »
    It was manky to come across. But its no worse than some "gerrupowadat" young-ones taking a piss in public squatting with their kaks down around their ankles.


    Yeah they should totally stand up and do it instead. Much less knackery to have piss all over themselves.


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    #37
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFZaaBC86LI


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    #38
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    yes but a finger can't get you pregnant

    ROFL, a reread - "Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight"

    Maybe he just saw her been fingered after all. ;)


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    #39
    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    WindSock wrote: »
    Yeah they should totally stand up and do it instead. Much less knackery to have piss all over themselves.


    Sure the smell like it anyway most of the time. Dublin is a city filled with a plethora of lovely laneways and dank alleys they can use instead of the liffey boardwalk or stephens green park


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    #40
    Stink on the inside
    Registered Users Posts: 74 ✭✭Stink on the inside


    They both deserved a good boot in the arse, what age were they?


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    #41
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    wow!40 posts and no "why do you like riding Hippos video"


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    #42
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    <insert thanks seeking comment here>

    Seriously though, why are they left on the streets? Anytime I go to Dublin, the city centre is crawling with "gizzaeuuurrofourdebusbudddd" types.

    Cops could move 'em on at least. They'd soon get sick of that and bugger off back to their state sponsored hovels.

    Would you not have just wrote something funny instead?


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    #43
    YouTalkinToMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭YouTalkinToMe


    Thats not nice he was just looking for his ticket;)


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    #44
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    Stink on the inside wrote: »
    They both deserved a good boot in the arse, what age were they?

    the gent was 45 and the lady was the tender age of 14.


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    #45
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    snyper wrote: »
    ...blissfully ignoring the state of the economy.

    Have these people no shame?

    It'll affect you and me snyper, but it sure as fuck won't affect them.


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    #46
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    Would you not have just wrote something funny instead?

    Now why would I, when there's folk here all day waiting for a thread with a provocative title to do just that?

    ;)


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    #47
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    I thought heroin kills a person's sex drive??


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    #48
    Gillington
    Registered Users Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Big Steve wrote: »
    Was finished work at half 4 today and left the office. Walking past the LUAS stop right beside the Jervis Shopping Center. Saw a load of teeny boppers laughing and looking back. I didn't initially see anything going on. Then I walked past the ticket machine just beside the timetable sign. I saw 2 scoby junkies wearing the face of each other and your man moaning with his cap standing at the usual straight up angle. Then bang he whips his hand down your woman's nickers and proceeds to rake the box off her in broad daylight. She starts groaning & fairly audibly i might add and at no stage did they give a shyte that there was at least 200 people on each of the tracks side in full view of them. Who says that Paris is the city of love?

    God only knows what they did when their rampant heroin filled hormones got the better of them. Am i the only one that sees this kinda stuff on a regular basis?
    Executive Steve wrote: »
    If they were at that they probably weren't junkies... Not much room for a sex drive when you're strung out on the Richard Gear...

    Yeah Big Steve,listen to your boss


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    #49
    john-joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭john-joe


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-RmSG2s1k



    :o


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    #50
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Should have thrown them in front of the luas.

    Hey, that's not very nice.

    It might damage the Luas.


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    #51
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    should throw them down once big massive septic tank.


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    #52
    john-joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭john-joe


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    Hey, that's not very nice.

    It might damage the Luas.

    Especially if this is the driver :rolleyes:;)

    http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00390/1909_Crash_H_390453t.jpg


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    #53
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    The thing I've always wondered whenever I see a pair of knackers wearing the face of each other is : do they actually find each other the height of attractiveness or do they look at other social groups and think "oooh I'd like to kiss her!" but realise they are not of a physical or social standing to even be considered for attention and as such decide to make do with a mate whose tracksuit complements their own on the standard colour wheel?


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    #54
    irishlad_85
    Registered Users Posts: 62 ✭✭irishlad_85


    Noone ever believes me when I tell them this story, but I was walking home to my house near Ballsbridge and was passing some apartments. There was a small patch of grass in the car park in front of the apartments and all you could see was dirty looking lad with his nacker tracksuit bottoms pulled down round his ankles, going hard at it with some horrible looking junkie young one. This was around 5 o'clock in the day during the summer probably 3 years ago just off a main road loads of people passing couldn't believe their eyes. I was scarred for life......HORRIBLE.


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    #55
    Mister men
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭Mister men


    Classy girl


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    #56
    racso1975
    Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    irishlad_85 wrote: »
    Noone ever believes me when I tell them this story, but I was walking home to my house near Ballsbridge and was passing some apartments. There was a small patch of grass in the car park in front of the apartments and all you could see was dirty looking lad with his nacker tracksuit bottoms pulled down round his ankles, going hard at it with some horrible looking junkie young one. This was around 5 o'clock in the day during the summer probably 3 years ago just off a main road loads of people passing couldn't believe their eyes. I was scarred for life......HORRIBLE.

    BS dont believe ya!


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    #57
    Pdfile
    Registered Users Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    snyper wrote: »
    ...blissfully ignoring the state of the economy.


    if you wait till you can afford to have children you never will :rolleyes:


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    #58
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Pdfile wrote: »
    if you wait till you can afford to have children you never will :rolleyes:

    i think you completely missed my attempt at humour.

    Anyhow, pfff of course we can all afford to have children.. we can afford to feed 10 of them.



    We just cant afford to educate them.


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    #59
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    SAIDS?? whats that?

    super aids. I thought everyone knew.


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    #60
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    mink_man wrote: »
    the gent was 45 and the lady was the tender age of 14.
    Ahh, so the dude was a Muslim. Nothing to see here. Move along.


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    #61
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    irishlad_85 wrote: »
    Noone ever believes me when I tell them this story, but I was walking home to my house near Ballsbridge and was passing some apartments. There was a small patch of grass in the car park in front of the apartments and all you could see was dirty looking lad with his nacker tracksuit bottoms pulled down round his ankles, going hard at it with some horrible looking junkie young one. This was around 5 o'clock in the day during the summer probably 3 years ago just off a main road loads of people passing couldn't believe their eyes. I was scarred for life......HORRIBLE.

    There was a story in the Limerick Post a good few years back that 3 teenagers (around 15 years old) were seen doing an Eiffel Tower (use your imagination) in broad daylight, at rush hour, beside the Sarsfield Bridge


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