Super Duper Off Duty Thread

beertons

And I got Lee's guess wrong, but was close.

Soby

due to the recent budget cuts , the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off

Kells...

I think I know who Lee was talking about.Either one or two.

beertons

Thought this joke was hilarious, what yee think?

> The teacher said,
> "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
> > Who said
> > 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
> > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiaki
> > a bright foreign exchange student from Japan ,
> > who had his hand up:
> > 'Patrick Henry, 1775',
> > he said.
> > 'Very good!'
> > Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People,
> > for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
> > Again, no response except from Little Hodiaki,
> > 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.
> > 'Excellent!',
> > said the teacher continuing,
> > 'let's try one a bit more difficult...'
> > Who said,
> > 'Ask not what your country can do for you,
> > but what you can do for your country?'
> > Once again, Hodiaki's was the only hand in the air and he said:
> > 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.
> > The teacher snapped at the class,
> > 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodiaki
> isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.'
> > She heard a loud whisper:
> > 'F . . k the Japs,'
> > 'Who said that?
> > I want to know right now!'
> > she angrily demanded.
> > Little Hodiaki put his hand up,
> > 'General MacArthur, 1945.'
> > At that point, a student in the back said,
> > 'I'm gonna puke.'
> > The teacher glared around and asks,
> > 'All right! Now who said that!?'
> > Again, Little Hodiaki said,
> > 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
> > Now furious, another student yelled,
> > 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
> > Little Hodiaki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
> shouted to the teacher,
> > 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
> > Now with almost mob hysteria someone said,
> > 'You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
> > Little Hodiaki frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
> > "Michael Jackson to the child witness
> > testifying against him, 2004.'
> > The teacher fainted.
> > As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
> said,
> > 'Oh ****, We're screwed!'
>
> Little Hodiaki said quietly,
>
>
>
> 'The Irish people, 2011.’

Magill

AGB_Ghost wrote: »

Valve said the CS:GO beta will open up in the new year, one reason I hear is because many people didn't sign into it, they sent out 10000 keys and only 900 went online on day 1.

Its because they gave them out at events to randomers instead of actual cs players, most of them probably got put in the bin ! People were selling keys on ebay for £150 ! Silly move by valve tbh !


offtopic.... just ordered all the parts for my new PC !! Hopefully it all comes before christmas ! Cant wait.

Tallon

Got my first Paycheck from YouTube...

I won't be shítting on the bosses desk just yet, but it's a start.. and for doing something I love

GEasy

Magill wrote: »

Its because they gave them out at events to randomers instead of actual cs players, most of them probably got put in the bin ! People were selling keys on ebay for £150 ! Silly move by valve tbh !


offtopic.... just ordered all the parts for my new PC !! Hopefully it all comes before christmas ! Cant wait.

Yup outa dat!

Tallon wrote: »

Got my first Paycheck from YouTube...

I won't be shítting on the bosses desk just yet, but it's a start.. and for doing something I love

Fair play

hypermuse

Daves one night stand on DAVE now..

Tommy Tiernian in WEXFORD!! Yea.. bet ya never saw that coming!

Come on the Wexicans!

GEasy

Yeooooooooweeeeey

Mr. Manager

Interview postponed. Fück my life


On the flip side, I'm in Malta

Mr. Rager

Drake in the o2 in March, got my tickets

Socialist_Pig

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

I I'm in Malta

a lovely spot,went there on my honeymoon.

plus the wimmin are hot!:D

Mr. Manager

Socialist_Pig wrote: »

a lovely spot,went there on my honeymoon.

Yea just here a day an it's lovely. Looking forward to scouting out the rest of the place an getting this interview done!

Socialist_Pig wrote: »

plus the wimmin are hot!:D

Yea, it's not the season for it but if I do get the job, roll on summer

hypermuse

have to laugh at the fact your just in Malta and the best thing you can find to do is still log onto boards



Edit: good luck with interview ya durty soft cok

Balfie

I think I may be goin ice skating tonight..

There is a severe chance that I come back with brain damagfhdjhdsjkefhshfsaqwhryuvdsa

Tallon

Soby

Tallon

Soby

Haha seems everyone got one today

CORaven

Nope, waiting on mine still.

Kells...

Got mine aswell

Mr. Rager

Skyrim came in the post, have to wait for Christmas however to see what the fuss is about

GEasy

AGB_Ghost wrote: »

Lads are going around my school saying I am going to arrive at the debs on a horse, a stallion to be exact, jokes on them, I got a donkey. :cool:

Tut tut, that's no way to speak about your other half

Soby

fjsanchez wrote: »

Skyrim came in the post, have to wait for Christmas however to see what the fuss is about

Bought yourself a xmas present ? :P

CORaven

Wrote an essay long post to start a new thread that would Yimrsg to shame, PC crashes.

beertons

Hey kells. Those tritons were sold out. Turtle beach for the same price. Is it any good?