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Dear Tar

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  • 21-08-2010 6:03pm
    #1
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    Are you stuck in a rut?

    Is life getting you down?

    Did your girlfriend sleep with your Dad?

    Did your mom sleep with your girlfriend?

    Tar is here to help ..
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    #2
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Dear Tar,

    I have this problem.

    Well, to me it's not really a problem, but for others it is.

    You see, I like pregnant women :o

    To me they are radiant and glowing.

    The way their boobs swell, and their areolas expand - just drives me nuts.

    I got thrown of the Luas last week when ..

    Well, that's not really important now.

    So what should I do Tar ..

    What's to become of me?


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    #3
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    you will get tar pregnant and you can stare at her boobs all day long. tar needs another brood of springsteen fans to rear :D tar will also destroy the luas so you never get thrown off it again


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    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The Dr. is in. It's ok Petey, pregnant women are there to be loved, perhaps there is now more cushion for the pushin', and thanks to some unfortunate so-and-so you don't even need to wrap up. I hear(medical journals etc) it's good for the baby too.

    As for the luas, all you have to do is say...do you know who I am? Then you say Tar.Aldarion and they call you royalty and such, works for me. Now the world is your oyster.


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