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Most humorous insult you've heard? :-)

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    #152
    Danno
    Registered Users Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭Danno


    More mickeys went into her than there are stakes in the curragh!


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    #153
    sled driver
    Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭sled driver


    May you hang from the edge of a cliff while your mother tries to remember your fathers name!!!


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    #154
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    medici wrote: »
    Mickey H - you've brought the dorkiness levels of this website to dizzying new highs with that story.....hahaha!

    Thanks man!! Actually really liked that job tbh. Once work finished for the evening, we were all friends again! Happy days. :D


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    #155
    The Volt
    Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    That's the worst excuse for a face I've ever seen.


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    #156
    C0SM0
    Registered Users Posts: 104 ✭✭C0SM0


    For the larger lady in big pants with leggings...

    "She's got an arse like a badly packed parachute"


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    #157
    mark_jmc
    Registered Users Posts: 554 ✭✭✭mark_jmc


    some famous 'sledging' between an english & australian cricketer:

    English cricketer: How in the name of god are you so fat?

    Australian batsman: Cause everytime i f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit


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    #158
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users Posts: 162 ✭✭puddinboxxx


    She had a fanny on her like a badly packed kebab............and Im not sayin he's unlucky but if he fell into a barrel full of tits he'd come out suckin his thumb


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    #159
    shaneyboy1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭shaneyboy1


    amy winehouse looked like a campaign poster for neglected horses


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    #160
    NiRiainRua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭NiRiainRua


    Heard when I lived in Palma de Mallorca, in a taxi which was almost rammed by a Fiat 500:

    (In Spanish of course)
    Taxi Driver: "You drive like a drunken whore!"
    Fiat Driver: "Your mother taught me to drive!"


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    #161
    lanternchikk
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭lanternchikk


    shaneyboy1 wrote: »
    amy winehouse looked like a campaign poster for neglected horses
    Neigh, Sarah Jessica Parker is not ugly. A lot of men (as well as some women) would love to ride her, or even be in a stable relationship with her. She is outstanding in her field, not like some one one-trick pony.


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    #162
    spookwoman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,960 ✭✭✭spookwoman


    I hope your balls turn square and fester at the corners.


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    #163
    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    She's had more Dickies than dinners.


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    #164
    reganreggie
    Registered Users Posts: 437 ✭✭reganreggie


    About a redhaired lady...I`d say she has a fanny like a ripped matteress.

    He looks like he is made up from bits of left over abortions.

    There`s some smell of bennji off her.

    Yeah I`d ride her but i would let her enjoy


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    #165
    Danno
    Registered Users Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭Danno


    The only trouble with that lad is hanging outta him


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    #166
    sandra06
    Registered Users Posts: 305 ✭✭sandra06


    with a face like yours youd sour cream


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    #167
    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    I've heard of guys with a 6 pack but jesus man you have the whole keg!!


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    #168
    EGAR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    Wondering how XYZ would have sex with his obese GF:

    *Slap her arse and ride the ripples?*


    I nearly fell off the chair laughing.


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    #169
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users Posts: 7,342 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    ye wouldnt get your hole in a polo factory

    the kettle wouldnt whistle at ye


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    #170
    jodie85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭jodie85


    go away you, you have a head like a struck match


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    #171
    IcedOut
    Registered Users Posts: 221 ✭✭IcedOut


    ''If you tried to fight me there would be 3 hits, me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90''


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    #172
    IcedOut
    Registered Users Posts: 221 ✭✭IcedOut


    Il shove ur head so fare up ur hole you'll be ****tin hair for a month


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    #173
    Major Lovechild
    Registered Users Posts: 492 ✭✭Major Lovechild


    lucyfur09 wrote: »
    May your hole fester and your next sh!te be a hedgehog

    I think I actually know the person who invented that one. He was a Kildare man who worked in a meat factory. Am I right? :)

    Wo ist die Gemütlichkeit?



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