Things that make you shout out in pain

OptimashPrime

this may also be mental pain/anguish.


physical~ standing on an upturned plug

mental~ the lady before me at the ATM machine cant find her card

Sam Vimes

Weird guys who appear to be shouting at people at ATMs

OptimashPrime

Sam Vimes wrote: »

Weird guys who appear to be shouting at people at ATMs

im a girl *flicks hair*

El Guapo!

PHYSICAL- Being tied up in a dungeon and being whipped to within an inch of your life by a dominatrix in a mask while you wear a gimp-suit and a ball in your mouth.

MENTAL- Discovering the dominatrix is in fact your own mother--cue awkward silence followed by vomiting and uncontrollable rocking back and forth

OptimashPrime

Paper cuts, dont ever underestimate them

scientific1982

Physical: Stubbing your toe.
Mental: Remembering dumb **** ive done from the night before when hungover.

OptimashPrime

Dean09 wrote: »

PHYSICAL- Being tied up in a dungeon and being whipped to within an inch of your life by a dominatrix in a mask while you wear a gimp-suit and a ball in your mouth.

MENTAL- Discovering the dominatrix is in fact your own mother--cue awkward silence followed by vomiting and uncontrollable rocking back and forth

woah ! thats a bad one heh heh

MrStuffins

Getting flicked every so gently but sharply in the balls!

There's a 5 second gap after it happens where you know the pain is coming.... the terror sets in.......... you think "Oh God, i really wish someone had just kicked me really hard instead".........you know it's coming........ and you know there's nothing you ........can do to stop it..........

and then........ OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Sam Vimes

OptimashPrime wrote: »

im a girl *flicks hair*

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/rule_30_girls.jpg

Sykk

Standing on an up-turned plug..

OptimashPrime

MrStuffins wrote: »

Getting flicked every so gently but sharply in the balls!

There's a 5 second gap after it happens where you know the pain is coming.... the terror sets in.......... you think "Oh God, i really wish someone had just kicked me really hard instead".........you know it's coming........ and you know there's nothing you ........can do to stop it..........

and then........ OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

i can only imagine,im not sure anything compares for a woman

MrStuffins

OptimashPrime wrote: »

i can only imagine,im not sure anything compares for a woman

Probably not being to iron for like.... a week.....

Ostrom

Hangnail and petrol/salt

OptimashPrime

MrStuffins wrote: »

Probably not being to iron for like.... a week.....

i iron them as i need them love, only way

OptimashPrime

Sam Vimes wrote: »

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/rule_30_girls.jpg

how very very dare you, i would never wear lace

derfderf

Hitting the middle of ur shin off something.

MrStuffins

While playing football, you go in for a tackle with another player.

You both get there at the same time and both your kneecaps crack off each other!

lilminx

My mouse is on is on it's last legs and the cursor just decides every so often to go on a walkabout on my screen and not do what I'm very kindly requesting it to do. Drives me up the wall! Have actually shouted in frustration when tabbing doesn't work. Have found that smashing it on the table once or twice releases the demons living inside it but only for a little while.

And yes - I should buy a new mouse and they don't cost very much but living day to day as it is on 'de dole' (didn't see that 'who want's €100 thread in time).

But just confirmed a new job after 2 years out of work with a long term illness so happy days

Realising that my start date falls a few days before my cousin's wedding abroad so I can't go is also very painful, but not in the 'I'm gonna throw this thing out the fudging window in a minute' sense.

OptimashPrime

standing at luggage collection in the airport and realizing that the last bag came out 20 minutes ago, yes, yours is missing

fakearms123

Getting in kicked in the liathróidí!

OptimashPrime

lilminx wrote: »

My mouse is on is on it's last legs and the cursor just decides every so often to go on a walkabout on my screen and not do what I'm very kindly requesting it to do. Drives me up the wall! Have actually shouted in frustration when tabbing doesn't work. Have found that smashing it on the table once or twice releases the demons living inside it but only for a little while.

And yes - I should buy a new mouse and they don't cost very much but living day to day as it is on 'de dole' (didn't see that 'who want's €100 thread in time).

But just confirmed a new job after 2 years out of work with a long term illness so happy days

Realising that my start date falls a few days before my cousin's wedding abroad so I can't go is also very painful, but not in the 'I'm gonna throw this thing out the fudging window in a minute' sense.

congrats on the job !! count to 10 and breath regards the mouse

or just throw it at the wall lol

-Trek-

Biting the inside of my cheek.

OptimashPrime

getting spaz hand in a restaurant when pouring wine or being asked to taste it, you feel like everyone is watching you, you try and keep steady but no good. your hand takes on a life of its own !

OptimashPrime

Trekmad wrote: »

Biting the inside of my cheek.

the funny thing about that is you mightn't do it for months or even a year.then the one day you do it you cant stop,you end up like some rabid dog chewing the cheek off of yourself all day. ouchies

Hyperbullet

Trekmad wrote: »

Biting the inside of my cheek.

If there's ever proof that we are not made in God's image, that is it.

As for the physical/mental pain thing.

Physical Pain: Switching on the telly only to hear "And this week on Oireachtas Report".

Mental Pain: Switching on the telly only to hear "And this week on Oireachtas Report".

Not much, I tend to internalise

maybe if it was something severe

petes

Hitting your foot off something is one thing, hitting it off something when you have an attack of gout is a whole different thing. *mammy*

kfallon

I have a low pain threshold so most things cause physical pain...worst is defo a kick in the bollix!!!

Mental pain - the memory of said kick in the bollix!!!

bazmaiden

Physical: when taking out contacts while drunk sometimes you scratch your eyeball


feels bad man

Lando Griffin

Physical : Childbirth.
Mental : Watching your OH going through it.

PeterIanStaker

Physical: hitting the shin off the coffee table - ever notice how coffee tables are just at the right height for this?

Mental: when flicking channels and realising you just watched 4 seconds of Big Brother.

chin_grin

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Physical : Childbirth.
Mental : Watching your OH going through it.

Physical + Mental = the rest of your life. (Just kidding)



Physical: When I move my hand to my lap and accidentally flick the side of my hairy sack of magic. Ow.

Mental: Holding a pin millimetres from a balloon near me.

El Guapo!

I always remember when I was a kid in school, playing football on a freezing cold morning and getting a smack of the ball in the ear! Hurt like fúck. And ye never had a nice soft leather ball, it was always one of them hard plastic ones that felt like you were getting hit with a plant pot.

OptimashPrime

Mental~ realizing you dont have enough in your bank account to draw out the minimum amount

OptimashPrime

Physical~ a bad dog bite

mental ~ the embarrassment of knowing it was a tiny jack russel about the size of a size 10 shoe

Craebear

Cramps!

kfallon

Mental pain - your horse getting beat in a photo finish

Physical pain - when you kick the table in anger after the result of the photo finish is called

Sauve

physical pain: snagging your arm on a door handle.

mental pain: boss ringing at 11am to see where I am and frantically trying to come up with a plausible excuse.

Gordon Gecko

Physical: HAS to be a mouth ulcer on the tip of your tongue (the little f***ers are the most debilitating ailment you could ever have)

Mental: The Knowledge that you have to talk/kiss/eat with said mouth ulcer on the tip of your tongue

OptimashPrime

sue delahunty wrote: »

physical pain: snagging your arm on a door handle.

mental pain: boss ringing at 11am to see where I am and frantically trying to come up with a plausible excuse.

whats the best excuse you've given ? i found mentioning anything about fallopian tubes gets them all in a hurry to hang up

petes

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

Physical: HAS to be a mouth ulcer on the tip of your tongue (the little f***ers are the most debilitating ailment you could ever have)

Mental: The Knowledge that you have to talk/kiss/eat with said mouth ulcer on the tip of your tongue

I reckon there are more debilitating ailments outs there than a mouth ulcer!

lemansky

Dean09 wrote: »

I always remember when I was a kid in school, playing football on a freezing cold morning and getting a smack of the ball in the ear! Hurt like fúck. And ye never had a nice soft leather ball, it was always one of them hard plastic ones that felt like you were getting hit with a plant pot.

And then the harsh, harsh jeering of your classmates :pac:

Quackles

Physical: Those back of the calf cramps that wake you up. Got them in both legs simultaneously once, my husband thought I was being murdered :pac:

Mental: Irritating computer problems that won't go away.

Cullen82

Physical: Down the pub anytime one of the lads thinks it'd be a funny time to pinch me in the back of the arm.

Mental: Deciding whether to do it back to them knowing they'll prob just get me again later on if I do.

kfallon

Quackles wrote: »

Physical: Those back of the calf cramps that wake you up. Got them in both legs simultaneously once

+1 on that, remember it happening once when I was about 15, trying desperately to touch my toes to relieve the pain, horrible!

Mint Sauce

physical - the funny bone.

mental - that hot tip not being being placed in the 3.35.

strokemyclover

Physical and mental: Sponge! The thought of a dry sponge sends shivers down my spine. If you think about biting it it always makes me think there's no enamel on my teeth and I'd be grinding down on raw nerves :mad::o:mad:

I know I'm a freak but it is a major pet hate of mine!

Howard the Duck

Quackles wrote: »

Physical: Those back of the calf cramps that wake you up. Got them in both legs simultaneously once

Yea that happened me once i was fecking agony

aDeener

kfallon wrote: »

Mental pain - your horse getting beat in a photo finish

Physical pain - when you kick the table in anger after the result of the photo finish is called

would have thought with a username like yours your mental and physical pains would have been different ones regarding horses :pac:

Daisy Steiner

MrStuffins wrote: »

Getting flicked every so gently but sharply in the balls!

There's a 5 second gap after it happens where you know the pain is coming.... the terror sets in.......... you think "Oh God, i really wish someone had just kicked me really hard instead".........you know it's coming........ and you know there's nothing you ........can do to stop it..........

and then........ OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Ah the good old sac-tap . . .



Physical: I had an ear infection last week, was whimpering with pain until the antibiotics kicked in.

Mental: thinking something is something else I once screamed and legged it when a black plastic bag brushed off my legs, I thought it was a cat.

Scrappychimow

When your mum licks my bum
Her tongues like a nettle
Shes not very gentle
She was licking at a steady pace
I farted in her face

She screamed and gasped for air
I didn't even care
She said the fart was smelly
I went downstairs to watch telly.