Plastic Surgery

MonkieSocks

A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.

The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

"Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained,

"And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door.

She's blonde and built like a bricksh1t house.

She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer.

Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

"And?" prompted the doctor.

"Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted meow,

so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick."

"It was a great idea and everything was going well.

Then someone knocked at the door,



she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

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MonkieSocks wrote: »

A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.

The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

"Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained,

"And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door.

She's blonde and built like a bricksh1t house.

She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer.

Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

"And?" prompted the doctor.

"Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted meow,

so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick."

"It was a great idea and everything was going well.

Then someone knocked at the door,



she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

BOOM!!