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MonkieSocks · 2010-08-23 23:28:26

Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the tragedy of Hurricane Higgins My teenage son told me that he had sex with the neighbour's daughter last night for the first time. "Well done, son," I said, "I hope you used something…

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Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the
tragedy of Hurricane Higgins

My teenage son told me that he had sex with the neighbour's
daughter last night for the first time.

"Well done, son," I said, "I hope you used something though?"

He replied, "Yeah, a balaclava!

I went to the doctor while I was on holiday in Bangkok recently,
to get my testicles checked out.

While the doc was cupping my dangly bits, she said, "Don't worry,
it's normal to get an erection during this kind of examination."

I said, "I haven't got an erection!"

She replied, "No, but I have!"

A little Pakistani girl goes to her mother and says,

"Mummy, I don't want to be a lesbian when I grow up!"

Her mother says, "What makes you think you'll be a lesbian,
Minjeeta?"

I fostered a Muslim child yesterday..... all four cans hit him
on the head!

The guy who owned the Odeon cinema group has died.

His funeral is next Friday at 2.10, 4.20 and 8.40

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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