Boner, The horn, stiffy

starlit · 25-08-2010 4:44pm

kfallon wrote: »

Have you seen some at night

Might have!

Kiera wrote: »

Do you live in a cave? Or have you never had a bf?

No I don't but have lived a very innocent sheltered life...as a teenager...improved since then!

I have gone out with fellas and Yes I have had a boyfriend. :cool: Single since.

Kiera · 25-08-2010 4:46pm

snuggles285 wrote: »

Might have!

No I don't but have lived a very innocent sheltered life...as a teenager...improved since then!

I have gone out with fellas and Yes I have had a boyfriend. :cool: Single since.

You must be sheltered if you're only doing the durty at night :P

starlit · 25-08-2010 4:47pm

Kiera wrote: »

You must be sheltered if you're only doing the durty at night :P

Ha ha ha, I am a very private person like that, not mad on PDAs.

I'm a night owl not a morning person! :P

kfallon · 25-08-2010 4:48pm

Worst bit of todays 'wigwam in me kaks' was that I got it at 12.10pm and our 'wankbreak' usually finishes at 11.50am so was stuck between a rock and (literally) a 'hard' place

phill106 · 25-08-2010 4:48pm

Kiera wrote: »

Sick of clearing up the snail trail.

I thought that is why women have legs?

Captain Average · 25-08-2010 4:51pm

I remember regularly getting an involuntary horn a few minutes before lunch time when I was in secondary school. The last few minutes before that bell were very anxious. Couldn't explain it, maybe I just really like ham and cheese sammiches

The Agogo · 25-08-2010 4:52pm

wtf?

Wolfe Tone · 25-08-2010 4:54pm

The ones ya got in school where the worst!!

kfallon · 25-08-2010 4:56pm

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

The ones ya got in school where the worst!!

I thought they were the best tho they were usually caused by the good looking Religion teacher bending over in front of you in a short(ish) skirt....couldn't wait to get home in the evening to play with me new toy

Kiera · 25-08-2010 4:57pm

kfallon wrote: »

I thought they were the best tho they were usually caused by the good looking Religion teacher bending over in front of you in a short(ish) skirt....couldn't wait to get home in the evening to play with me new toy

How are you not blind?

kfallon · 25-08-2010 5:00pm

Kiera wrote: »

How are you not blind?

I got two jam jars attached to me eyes

Seriously tho my eyesight is fine, don't know how! Hand to (japs) eye co-ordination is unreal too

major bill · 25-08-2010 5:00pm

kfallon wrote: »

I thought they were the best tho they were usually caused by the good looking Religion teacher bending over in front of you in a short(ish) skirt....couldn't wait to get home in the evening to play with me new toy

yea they were the best!! we had a french teacher and for a 60 year old this woman was stunning and was very top heavy she used to stand over your desk reading out of your book while your face was practically rubbing against her assets.she would then walk away the tease:pac:

sometimes i miss school:p

kfallon · 25-08-2010 5:17pm

major bill wrote: »

yea they were the best!! we had a french teacher and for a 60 year old this woman was stunning and was very top heavy she used to stand over your desk reading out of your book while your face was practically rubbing against her assets.she would then walk away the tease:pac:

sometimes i miss school:p

Those teachers knew what they were doing, it was like having 30 loaded guns in their classrooms, one could go off at any time if they made the wrong (right?) move

phill106 · 25-08-2010 5:22pm

kfallon wrote: »

Those teachers knew what they were doing, it was like having 30 loaded guns in their classrooms, one could go off at any time if they made the wrong (right?) move

Jeez would be like the male version of carrie, babybatter flying around the room!