What the culchiest thing you have seen culchie people do?

Don Keypunch

What the culchiest thing you have seen culchie people do?

Red Hand

Don Keypunch wrote: »

What the culchiest thing you have seen culchie people do?

Educate/feed/clothe/civilize Dubliners.

Einstein

Culchie thread.

Riveting.

Haven't seen this before.

chin_grin

...............this should be good! :rolleyes:

Hmm, I wouldn't call it "culchy", but pig ignorance.

Was on a train to Cork and most if not all of the seats were pre-booked. A family came along to find that the seats were taken by a few country-heads. The family informed them that they were in their seats. Country folk didn't care and told them to go elsewhere.....

Yeah I kind of gave up on my own story there.......I'll put heart in to the next one though.

EDIT: Also in before "anywhere outside Dublin is 'deh country'".

mink_man

i saw a man by the name of the bull mcCabe kill a yank for wanting to buy his field.

landsleaving

I don't know.. own a farm?

Maybe moan about people from Dublin, that seems popular too.

Why can't we all just be friends?

Red Hand

mink_man wrote: »

i saw a man by the name of the bull mcCabe kill a yank for wanting to buy his field.

GO HOME, YANK!:mad::mad::mad::mad:

mink_man

landsleaving wrote: »

I don't know.. own a farm?

Maybe moan about people from Dublin, that seems popular too.

Why can't we all just be friends?

because the non culchies think they're better than the culchies, when they're not.

easyeason3

Why OP? What's the most culchie thing you've seen a culchie do?

super_furry

Eat a bail of hay? Seriously, what kind of answers do you expect? When they do ride their relatives, they make sure the doors are closed.

chopperbyrne

Eat in Burgermacs.

I didn't think you could find a culchier fast food place than Supermacs, but I got a huge culture shock the first time I saw a Burgermacs in Wexford.

mink_man

easyeason3 wrote: »

Why OP? What's the most culchie thing you've seen a culchie do?

I hate when people start giving narky comments back to the op when they don't give their own views on the topic. I don't think they need to give their opinions on topics like this.

ciano1

Drink a bottle of Tay on the Bog!

BluesBerry

Today at the zoo in city farm a culchie family were naming all the cows....thats a freisen.... thats a zzzzzzzzzzzzz........

They travel all they way up from their farms in ballymacbackwards and all the exotic animals they had to see and the were fasacinated by the cows and pigs

come ere jon joe have a look at this pot bellie pig thats one fine swine :pac:

Jeboa Safari

What a spectacular fail at trolling

TopBombing

Ate a sangwich.


:rolleyes:

landsleaving

BluesBerry wrote: »

Today at the zoo in city farm a culchie family were naming all the cows....thats a freisen.... thats a zzzzzzzzzzzzz........

They travel all they way up from their farms in ballymacbackwards and all the exotic animals they had to see and the were fasacinated by the cows and pigs

come ere jon joe have a look at this pot bellie pig thats one fine swine :pac:

I'm kind of impressed if someone can name different types of cows. All I know are friesan and aberdeen angus. And I only know the second one because of Burger King.

easyeason3

mink_man wrote: »

I hate when people start giving narky comments back to the op when they don't give their own views on the topic. I don't think they need to give their opinions on topics like this.

And as usual someone butts in with a pointless comment when I asked a question.

Millicent

ciano1 wrote: »

Drink a bottle of Tay on the Bog!

Tell me you actually saw that because I am oddly but wildly impressed!

Lu Tze

landsleaving wrote: »

I'm kind of impressed if someone can name different types of cows. All I know are friesan and aberdeen angus. And I only know the second one because of Burger King.

Knock yourself out - though these are dairy, you won't find them in your burger

http://www.devon.gov.uk/dairy_cattle.gif

Long Term Louth

chin_grin wrote: »

...............this should be good! :rolleyes:

Hmm, I wouldn't call it "culchy", but pig ignorance.

Was on a train to Cork and most if not all of the seats were pre-booked. A family came along to find that the seats were taken by a few country-heads. The family informed them that they were in their seats. Country folk didn't care and told them to go elsewhere.....

Yeah I kind of gave up on my own story there.......I'll put heart in to the next one though.

EDIT: Also in before "anywhere outside Dublin is 'deh country'".

An awful lot of Dubs from it so!

goose2005

super_furry wrote: »

Eat a bail of hay? Seriously, what kind of answers do you expect? When they do ride their relatives, they make sure the doors are closed.

Oh, doors is it? When the Tans were here there were no doors. We had to climb onto the roof and make a hole the thatch.

easyeason3

Millicent wrote: »

Tell me you actually saw that because I am oddly but wildly impressed!

It's been years since I saw it in a bottle, most people have moved on to cups now!

One of the nicest cups of tea you can have is in a field or a bog when the sun is shining but you can smell Autumn in the air. Pure bliss

Diabhal Beag

Look in awe at helicopters

BluesBerry

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Look in awe at helicopters

or an ambulance basically anything that goes ne naw ne naw ne naw :pac:

rednik

Boost RTE's ratings.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Look in awe at helicopters

BluesBerry wrote: »

or an ambulance basically anything that goes ne naw ne naw ne naw :pac:

That'd be me.:o
Sometimes I wave at the helimochopters.:D

MGMTea

hope i'm not too late but, yore ma !

mal1

Wear a handkerchief on their head, just like in Monty Python

ChemOC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Co6GAaXFw&feature=player_embedded

longshanks

the culchiest thing that 'down the country culchie types' ever do is move to dublin, settle there, then have kids who look down their noses at anyone from outside the pale. the same kids are often to be found starting threads like this. idiots

Agricola

Ate a feed a freshly boiled spuds, with kerrygold and salt. Nothing else. Oh the tay after a course!

yellowlabrador

Refuse to use escalators and elevators when confronted with them in town.
Go to the bus station one hour early to make sure you don't miss the bus back home. Bow head and cross themselves every time they pass church grotto or graveyard, even when they proclaim to be atheist.

lazyQuestions

grow alot the food you eat etc

CreepingDeath

I've seen culchies go bananas in a night club when "Cotton Eye Joe" was played.

Misanthrope

I saw one gnawing on the femur of a Dublin fan,up by Mountjoy SQ last Sunday.He was covered in red so he was

rossie1977

actually dubs do the culchiest things when you take em out of dublin, alot of my friends are from dublin and when they arrive in a new city everything seems so strange and wonderful to them. i remember when we were over in newcastle in the summer of 2003, one guy from killester was amazed at the different flavours of fanta in the fridge in one shop (we in ireland had one flavour at the time), he kept going back and forward to the fridge

HeadPig

I was in the toilet in a Culchie College a few years ago (studying for my LC at the time, didn't attend the place), and when I came out of the cublcle to wash my hands, one of the students had his head stuck under the tap drinking out of it. This was despite the fact that the water tap for drinking was one yard outside the door.

AckwelFoley

Culchies drink Harp

the_dark_side

I think it has to be the time I saw some country folk walking along Tara Street and stopped and stared in shock and amazement, at the skeletal heroin addicts, freely shooting up while lying along the side of the street, and being horrified when one of the 'street people' turned around and said...'jaayyyzus misses, you couldnt be from here... could you spare a few odds'.

The culchies got very quickly out of there, Id say that has to be the culchiest reaction to Dublin life I have wittnessed

Millicent

HeadPig wrote: »

I was in the toilet in a Culchie College a few years ago (studying for my LC at the time, didn't attend the place), and when I came out of the cublcle to wash my hands, one of the students had his head stuck under the tap drinking out of it. This was despite the fact that the water tap for drinking was one yard outside the door.

Yeah, I've never seen that happen in any nightclub in the Pale... :rolleyes:

kerash

rossie1977 wrote: »

dubs do the culchiest things

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Funky Kingston

Culchie : Daithi O Se

Cluchiest thing : Hosting The Weeds of Tralee

johnayo

I saw a team of culchies beat the Dubs in Croke Park last sunday.

Sizzler

Some rellies up on a visit to the big schmoke I was asked afterwards to drive them to the main bogger road out of the city, so took them to out past Heuston and told them Id beep and give them a wave when they were on the main road out of the city.

Beeped and waved as agreed and headed for home. Got home 20 mins later and who do I see in my rear view mirror.........you guessed it

The Agogo

Throw a cat in front of a car many times until it finally went SPLAT across the windscreen.


Mary Bale is nothing compared to this

The Agogo

And also:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T54TU8bsj8#

mstan

Sizzler wrote: »

Some rellies up on a visit to the big schmoke I was asked afterwards to drive them to the main bogger road out of the city, so took them to out past Heuston and told them Id beep and give them a wave when they were on the main road out of the city.

Beeped and waved as agreed and headed for home. Got home 20 mins later and who do I see in my rear view mirror.........you guessed it

Driving Test Fail!

Walsh

Eating their Hang Sangadges out the back a their cars on All-Ireland days.

OutlawPete

Get up and look out the window when they heard a car coming.

Celly Smunt

just had lunch with a culchie who put tayto on his breakfast roll,can't get more culchie than that