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    #62
    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Donated
    Rhyme wrote: »
    Cut into 1 kilo portions and given to close friends and family with instructions to consume as they see fit.

    Man-steak, Man-kebab, Man-fillet, Manwich.

    I dont think anyone will want the sausage.


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    #63
    magick
    Registered Users Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    Donated
    Launch me into space, dressed in a space monkey suit


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    #64
    evercloserunion
    Registered Users Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    Munged
    Cremated. Then buried. Then donated to medical science.


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    #65
    JohnDee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭JohnDee


    Has to be a wicker man for me...

    but instead of slaves or dumb defenseless animals wrapped up in the head and limbs I want scummers and lowlifes.


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    #66
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    Jump off the highest building I can find, splat on the pavement and just be a stain so then it can be cleaned up by Dublin County Council on their daily street cleaning run hense saving my family the cost of a funeral (It's hard to pour a stain in €1500 box and expect it not to pour out) and also saves them the cost for a pointless hole in the ground, the over priced lump of marble with my name on it and all the other expences that come with funerals, we are living in a ression, when you die you should die free of cost, the average funeral probably costs about €3,000 now a days, when you die it should be a "Death" not a "Debt".


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    #67
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    Jump off the highest building I can find, splat on the pavement and just be a stain so then it can be cleaned up by Dublin County Council on their daily street cleaning run hense saving my family the cost of a funeral (It's hard to pour a stain in €1500 box and expect it not to pour out) and also saves them the cost for a pointless hole in the ground, the over priced lump of marble with my name on it and all the other expences that come with funerals, we are living in a ression, when you die you should die free of cost, the average funeral probably costs about €3,000 now a days, when you die it should be a "Death" not a "Debt".

    Whats that? Some sort of mud-hut? :pac:

    I intend to be fitted with a GPS Tracker and put in a massive Chinese Lantern and see how far my body gets, with bets placed on distance by family members, could be a bit of fun.


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    #68
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    donmeister wrote: »
    Whats that? Some sort of mud-hut? :pac:

    I intend to be fitted with a GPS Tracker and put in a massive Chinese Lantern and see how far my body gets, with bets placed on distance by family members, could be a bit of fun.

    So what, I made a spelling mistake, considering how pedantic you are about it now I'd be willing to bet your family would be happy to throw you in a Chinese Lantern now and and not even be tossed to care how far you get just as long as it's far enough away from them.


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    #69
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    So what, I made a spelling mistake, considering how pedantic you are about it now I'd be willing to bet your family would be happy to throw you in a Chinese Lantern now and and not even be tossed to care how far you get just as long as it's far enough away from them.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk :)


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    #70
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    WindSock wrote: »
    No no, it's far worse :pac:

    Edit: Oh you were right the first time, I was looking at 2nd entry.

    :eek:


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    #71
    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,724 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    WindSock wrote: »
    No no, it's far worse :pac:

    Edit: Oh you were right the first time, I was looking at 2nd entry.
    WindSock wrote: »
    One doesn't learn these things. One just knows.

    :confused:
    WindSock wrote: »
    Well, I wasn't in a graveyard or a morgue when I learned of it the first time ;)
    WindSock wrote: »
    Nothing like cracking open a cold one on a sunny Friday afternoon.
    WindSock wrote: »
    That would fall under 'Munging'. Kind of :cool:

    I think I'm in love.


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    #72
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Munged
    hullaballoo wrote: »
    I think I'm in love.

    Sorry dude, I'm not dead yet...


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    #73
    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,724 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    WindSock wrote: »
    Sorry dude, I'm not dead yet...
    ...yet.


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    #74
    Saermegil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭Saermegil


    I intend to have surgery right after I die, to tattoo my organs with bar codes and sew silicone chips into different parts of my body. Then donate my body to a medical school for first-year students to dissect.


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    #75
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    **** that, I plan on living forever.


    Come on science....don't fail me!!!


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