The Coppers fighting in Coppers

Degag · 29-08-2010 4:47am

Deleted User wrote: »

I was in there one night, too.

Was having a good laugh, getting on with plenty of the women and I must say, I don't go out often, but I never thought i'd mix so well with people in my life.

Anyway, turns out there were plenty of Gardaì in the place that night, and they were getting tired of having a sausage-fest (what with me hogging all the women).

So anyway, I sneak off into the toilet to have a quick shite, and when I didn't expect it, as i was sitting on the toilet, A Garda, who was outside, reached in the window, grabbed me by the neck and pulled me outside, in one quick movement.

So before I know it, I'm in the back on an unmarked car and being drove down some crappy dark alley somewhere with four Gardaì, all of whom are telling me I'll never walk again, whilst holding their batons.

Anyway, they push me out of the car and they all step out. Thankfully, I got lucky, and just as one of them was about to whack me in the face with his baton, Bruce Lee came out of the local takeaway to have a smoke and seen what was happening.

So cue me and Bruce firing the Gardaì all over the alley. Batons and handcuffs were everywhere. Got a little out of hand when Bruce started roundhouse kicking the doors off the Garda car. Thought that was a bit unnecessary.

Well anyway, Bruce escorted me to a taxi and told me to take care of myself, and not to worry, that kinda thing happens all the time.

Haven't been there since.

Finally... A bit of common sense in this thread.

raah! · 29-08-2010 4:52am

I spilled loads of coppers on the floor today at my job. I had to pick them all up from under a table, all because the good bags were reserved for the fancy money. Somtimes I dunno, AH, I just don't know.

salonfire · 29-08-2010 4:58am

Deleted User wrote: »

I was in there one night, too.

Was having a good laugh, getting on with plenty of the women and I must say, I don't go out often, but I never thought i'd mix so well with people in my life.

Anyway, turns out there were plenty of Gardaì in the place that night, and they were getting tired of having a sausage-fest (what with me hogging all the women).

So anyway, I sneak off into the toilet to have a quick shite, and when I didn't expect it, as i was sitting on the toilet, A Garda, who was outside, reached in the window, grabbed me by the neck and pulled me outside, in one quick movement.

So before I know it, I'm in the back on an unmarked car and being drove down some crappy dark alley somewhere with four Gardaì, all of whom are telling me I'll never walk again, whilst holding their batons.

Anyway, they push me out of the car and they all step out. Thankfully, I got lucky, and just as one of them was about to whack me in the face with his baton, Bruce Lee came out of the local takeaway to have a smoke and seen what was happening.

So cue me and Bruce firing the Gardaì all over the alley. Batons and handcuffs were everywhere. Got a little out of hand when Bruce started roundhouse kicking the doors off the Garda car. Thought that was a bit unnecessary.

Well anyway, Bruce escorted me to a taxi and told me to take care of myself, and not to worry, that kinda thing happens all the time.

Haven't been there since.

Wow dude, glad Bruce Lee was there to save the day for ya.

With the Garda pulling in the cream of the crop off building sites in the last few years, I'd never except a jumped up culchie to be found acting the a*shole in Coppers.

We all know that such a thing is impossible in Ireland today.

steddyeddy · 29-08-2010 5:02am

round tower huntsman wrote: »

no excuse, working class are not welcome there...was in it once, revolting(cant spell nausiating)

well youl have to ask the bouncers to re define working class its a scummy joint no mistake

steddyeddy · 29-08-2010 5:06am

Having studied in america, idaho state I would never be afraid of the gaurds they are ridiculous, basically un moniterred cuilches on a power trip. I know two who steal from the evidence room. Anyway the point is im friends with some idaho police and thier advice regarding drunk irish gaurds is knock them out after they attack you!

MIN2511 · 29-08-2010 5:19am

Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Stop slagging coppers; best place ever!!!!!!!

artanevilla · 29-08-2010 5:38am

You dawg I heard you like coppers....

Gone West · 29-08-2010 6:10am

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Scumbag?

Fighting in coppers... absolute scumbag thing to do.
Trying to stay to "not ruin his night", even though he was already covered in piss and blood? absolute scumbag, I´m afraid.

Lol that he believed that the lads were cops on the lash and that they somehow convinced their dispatch to send an unmarked car out so they could illegally use it to beat up scumbags!

29-08-2010 8:14am

Nightclub snobbery.. Great thread.

stovelid · 29-08-2010 8:47am

No fan of the Gardai myself but what do you think five off-duty gardai are going to do? Turn up pissed at the nearest station and say Alright mate we're Gardai, do you have a spare cell so we can beat the shit out of this lad?

As said, the bouncer was probably trying to get your pal out of there pronto.

moonpurple · 29-08-2010 9:29am

mohawk man should not have got through the door in the first place, or anybody with the bad peroxide male hair decorations..:pac:

triple-M · 29-08-2010 9:41am

purple monkey dish washer

Collie D · 29-08-2010 10:27am

major bill wrote: »

serves your mate right for going in with a mohawk if he cant take a slagging then why bring attention on himself.

Indeed. I once got the piss taken out of me in there for wearing...wait for it...a tie! Looking back, I've no idea why I was there in fairness.

El Siglo · 29-08-2010 10:33am

Deleted User wrote: »

I was in there one night, too.

Was having a good laugh, getting on with plenty of the women and I must say, I don't go out often, but I never thought i'd mix so well with people in my life.

Anyway, turns out there were plenty of Gardaì in the place that night, and they were getting tired of having a sausage-fest (what with me hogging all the women).

So anyway, I sneak off into the toilet to have a quick shite, and when I didn't expect it, as i was sitting on the toilet, A Garda, who was outside, reached in the window, grabbed me by the neck and pulled me outside, in one quick movement.

So before I know it, I'm in the back on an unmarked car and being drove down some crappy dark alley somewhere with four Gardaì, all of whom are telling me I'll never walk again, whilst holding their batons.

Anyway, they push me out of the car and they all step out. Thankfully, I got lucky, and just as one of them was about to whack me in the face with his baton, Bruce Lee came out of the local takeaway to have a smoke and seen what was happening.

So cue me and Bruce firing the Gardaì all over the alley. Batons and handcuffs were everywhere. Got a little out of hand when Bruce started roundhouse kicking the doors off the Garda car. Thought that was a bit unnecessary.

Well anyway, Bruce escorted me to a taxi and told me to take care of myself, and not to worry, that kinda thing happens all the time.

Haven't been there since.

This just came to mind...

bonerm · 29-08-2010 10:41am

Jesus Juice wrote: »

that lad you were fighting and his 4 mates are cops

booted in the back of the head

ended up falling into the urinals

Ah, now I get why it's called Copper Face Jacks.

Collie D · 29-08-2010 10:48am

bonerm wrote: »

Ah, now I get why it's called Copper Face Jacks.

Here's your coat

seniorolaighin · 29-08-2010 10:51am

cops are scummers.

spider_pig · 29-08-2010 10:55am

night out on the town €120

getting a mo hawk €15

having the ball's to wear said mo hawk in coppers and getting beat up.......priceless

there are some things money cant buy

for everything else there's common sense

stovelid · 29-08-2010 11:26am

Not sure why the guy can't wear a mohawk if he wants to simply because knuckleheads can't keep themselves from passing comments?

Sunnyisland · 29-08-2010 11:29am

The young wantabe detectives in coppers are just on an alcohol fueled power trips,always were always will be

Kiera · 29-08-2010 12:43pm

I worked there for a few years, this crap doesnt happen in there. If anyone acts the bollox in there they are kicked out whether they're a cop or not.