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So it looks like the Missus's parents are first cousins

Doni Mack · 2010-08-29 20:29:01

She is tracing her biological parents, and it looking like she is the product of an incest. She should confirm it in the morning.

29-08-2010 9:29pm

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She is tracing her biological parents, and it looking like she is the product of an incest.

She should confirm it in the morning.

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#2 29-08-2010 9:30pm

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More like wincest

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#3 29-08-2010 9:31pm

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Family gatherings are going to be awkward from now on.

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#4 29-08-2010 9:33pm

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Only 1 way to be sure, how many toes does she have?

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#5 29-08-2010 9:33pm

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Can she play the banjo?

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#6 29-08-2010 9:34pm

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Incest, incest it's the best,
put your sister to the test!

Nah, but srsly ergh, messed up, if that was me I'd kill myself on the spot.

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#7 29-08-2010 9:35pm

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Is she from Dundalk? That should confirm it.

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#8 29-08-2010 9:36pm

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Does that make you half-incest?

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#9 29-08-2010 9:38pm

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bonerm wrote: »

Does that make you half-incest?

no, first incest twice removed.

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#10 29-08-2010 9:38pm

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Thanks for sharing that with us, i'm sure your missus's parents would be pleased as well......:D

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#11 29-08-2010 9:38pm

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How many tits are we talking about, and has she got a chin?

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#12 29-08-2010 9:39pm

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Why did you think it was a good idea to post this in AH??

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#13 29-08-2010 9:40pm

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Incest - the game the whole family can play.

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#14 29-08-2010 9:42pm

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Cavan forum ===>

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#15 29-08-2010 9:43pm

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bonerm wrote: »

Does that make you half-incest?

I will be giving her a week to digest the news, then dumping her.

No way could you risk having kids with somone, who has that genetic makeup tbf

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#16 29-08-2010 9:44pm

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kev9100 wrote: »

Why did you think it was a good idea to post this in AH??

Oh, Is there a dedicated sub-forum for this sort of stuff?

Link me

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#17 29-08-2010 9:44pm

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hate that

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#18 29-08-2010 9:45pm

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Did they have a nice farm somewhere by any chance and any weird deformities on the wife

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#19 29-08-2010 9:46pm

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Doni Mack wrote: »

Oh, Is there a dedicated sub-forum for this sort of stuff?

Link me

Let me re-phrase, why did you think it was a good idea to post this on the internet?

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#20 29-08-2010 9:47pm

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BluesBerry wrote: »

Did they have a nice farm somewhere by any chance and any weird deformities on the wife

She hasnt met them or seen pictures yet etc

Just a preview of the Investigators report.

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#21 29-08-2010 9:47pm

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Athlone by any chance?

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#22 29-08-2010 9:47pm

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why go across the street when you can go across the hall:pac:

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#23 29-08-2010 9:48pm

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Doni Mack wrote: »

I will be giving her a week to digest the news, then dumping her.

No way could you risk having kids with somone, who has that genetic makeup tbf

this says more about you than it does about her. she couldn't choose her parents.

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#24 29-08-2010 9:49pm

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kev9100 wrote: »

Let me re-phrase, why did you think it was a good idea to post this on the internet?

There are loads of other people out there in similar positions, who may be encouraged by the support I hope to receive.

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#25 29-08-2010 9:50pm

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Are they the first cousins to do it or the first cousins to get caught?

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#26 29-08-2010 9:51pm

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Doni Mack wrote: »

There are loads of other people out there in similar positions, who may be encouraged by the support I hope to receive.

Yep, you've come to the right place for that. A.H. is that kind of special place.:cool:

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#27 29-08-2010 9:52pm

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Doni Mack wrote: »

I will be giving her a week to digest the news, then dumping her.

you really love her don't you? by any chance did your wedding vows say 'until incest do us part'? :cool:

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#28 29-08-2010 9:53pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

Yep, you've come to the right place for that. A.H. is that kind of special place.:cool:

Whats wrong with the people on AH?

I think everyone on here is pretty decent.

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#29 29-08-2010 9:53pm

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SadieSue wrote: »

Family gatherings are going to be awkward from now on.

If they ask if you want a game of Twister, politely decline.

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#30 29-08-2010 9:54pm

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What a weirdo:mad:

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#31 29-08-2010 9:55pm

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Doni Mack wrote: »

Oh, Is there a dedicated sub-forum for this sort of stuff?

Link me

Adoption forum

Jeez

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#32 29-08-2010 9:55pm

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Doni Mack wrote: »

There are loads of other people out there in similar positions, who may be encouraged by the support I hope to receive.

You came to AH looking for support:eek::eek:.You should be in this thread

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056015088

I should be in that thread for replying to this

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#33 29-08-2010 9:56pm

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Must be from *insert county to insult here*

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#34 29-08-2010 10:00pm

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Sexual relations between first cousins isn't considered incest in Ireland - at least legally speaking.

The term incest refers to sexual intercourse occurring between close relatives. Close relatives include a child, a sibling or a parent. This is a criminal offence.

There are no age limits. However - strangely enough - a girl under 17 years cannot be prosecuted for incest.

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#35 29-08-2010 10:02pm

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Apparently you had/have to have permission (I'm unsure from whom - the church possibly) before 2 first cousins could marry?

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#36 29-08-2010 10:03pm

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Jev/N wrote: »

Apparently you had/have to have permission (I'm unsure from whom - the church possibly) before 2 first cousins could marry?

I think this is true. However, it doesn't stop two first cousins from becoming parents.

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#37 29-08-2010 10:09pm

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If it bothers you OP I suppose there's no better way to break up your marriage than to spread her private life all over the internet for everyone to take pot shots at, be sure to keep us updated tomorrow because you said they are her "Birth parents" which implies she's adopted so it's nice to know you are spreading her private info everywhere just seconds after she finds it out herself

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#38 29-08-2010 10:12pm

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Doni Mack wrote: »

I will be giving her a week to digest the news, then dumping her.

No way could you risk having kids with somone, who has that genetic makeup tbf

How long are you with her?

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#39 29-08-2010 10:16pm

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If she comes from royalty this is perfectly normal and acceptable

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#40 29-08-2010 10:16pm

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Doni Mack wrote: »

Oh, Is there a dedicated sub-forum for this sort of stuff?

Link me

Link here http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=576

My hubby's a plonker, how do I get rid of him, I'll tell him my parents are cousins, sit back and wait for him to leg it.

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#41 29-08-2010 10:17pm

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smiley girl wrote: »

How long are you with her?

At a guess I'd say 3 hours when he started his first can of Dutch Gold and thought making her up and starting this thread would be a funny idea

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#42 29-08-2010 10:20pm

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Miss Ogyne wrote: »

At a guess I'd say 3 hours when he started his first can of Dutch Gold and thought making her up and starting this thread would be a funny idea

I hope he did make her up, to think of a woman out there, with those problems and that support is just plain depressing.

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#43 29-08-2010 10:37pm

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Doni Mack wrote: »

She is tracing her biological parents, and it looking like she is the product of an incest.

She should confirm it in the morning.

:rolleyes:

What you are seeing here is a strange and controversial mating strategy (a lot of evolutionary biologists don't believe it even exists!). Essentially she is saying "hey look at me, i don't have much genetic diversity but I still manage to be attractive which proves my genes are good".

It was a risky move for her parents but i guess it paid off*.

*Unless she's ugly which means you probably are too

:rolleyes:

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#44 29-08-2010 10:41pm

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This is what I found about it in the bible.Unless I missed something she is all clear,ie she will note get smote by god

And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:11 And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:12
And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you. -- Leviticus 20:14

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#45 29-08-2010 10:45pm

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My last girlfriends grandfather and mine were cousins, what does that make us?

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#46 29-08-2010 10:47pm

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d.anthony wrote: »

My last girlfriends grandfather and mine were cousins, what does that make us?

Each other's Ex.

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#47 29-08-2010 10:49pm

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This thread is an insult to anyone with even a single brain cell:mad: Not from the point of view of a concern about incest, but rather from the fact that a "man" could be so callous as to post that on the internet in such an uncaring and hard-hearted way. I hope he does dump her - it will be her lucky day!

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#48 29-08-2010 10:52pm

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d.anthony wrote: »

My last girlfriends grandfather and mine were cousins, what does that make us?

Lesbians?

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#49 29-08-2010 10:55pm

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Sorry to ruin the fun for some of ye but

I see them trolling, I'm hating.

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