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    #32
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    A cuppa and a bun? Wow I really envy you. Your life is so exciting. I am so jealous. You must live life to the extreme every single day. You were crazy enough to have the world's most exciting drink coupled with the most amazing, non boring, tasteful and interesting cake known to man. The world really needs more people like you to make our lives more fun. I bet you are so fun at parties. Well sir I hope you enjoy your amazing cuppa and bun.

    Ok, I could accept the rest, but do NOT insult the humble cup of tea and a bun. Without simple pleasures like that, life wouldn't be worth living dammit.


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    #33
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    A cuppa and a bun? Wow I really envy you. Your life is so exciting. I am so jealous.

    but then again I ain't posting on some forum for a chick :D


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    The world really needs more people like you to make our lives more fun.

    :D ROLMAO - you are giving me the best laughs all day big schlong :D


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    #34
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    how can you be just in from work if you were commenting on his big penis thread at half 12?

    shift till ten


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    #35
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Ok, I could accept the rest, but do NOT insult the humble cup of tea and a bun. Without simple pleasures like that, life wouldn't be worth living dammit.

    I whole-heartily apologize good sir I mean you no harm. I hope you receive many liquid and food induced orgasms from your tea and buns


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    #36
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Now there is a riddle even I can't solve
    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    how can you be just in from work if you were commenting on his big penis thread at half 12?


    perhaps you need to send that big riddle solving schlong up where the sun doeasn't shine to solve this mystery past my shift work :D


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    #37
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I whole-heartily apologize good sir I mean you no harm. I hope you receive many liquid and food induced orgasms from your tea and buns

    Thank you sir, I appreciate your sincerity and solid haircut.


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    #38
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    shift till ten

    But 4 hours isn't just in from work? Are you a liar sligopark? Do you have trust issues? Did your father beat you when you were a child?


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    #39
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    sligopark wrote: »
    shift till ten

    but you only stopped posting at 21.19?

    A)What shift only lasts 41 minutes?
    B)Who the fúck considers four hours ago, "just in", are you mentally slow?


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    #40
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Thank you sir, I appreciate your sincerity and solid haircut.

    You are welcome. Nice to see some manners, very rare these days it seems. A haircut most solid yes.


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    #41
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    :D
    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    but you only stopped posting at 21.19?

    A)What shift only lasts 41 minutes?
    B)Who the fúck considers four hours ago, "just in", are you mentally slow?


    not so much mentally slow and much more snuck off early :D have a mentally unchallenging job at the moment much like that suited to big schlong riddler riddler


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    #42
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    but you only stopped posting at 21.19?

    A)What shift only lasts 41 minutes?
    B)Who the fúck considers four hours ago, "just in", are you mentally slow?

    You sir are a criminal mastermind. I applaud your determination to expose this man for the liar that he is. Excellent work.


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    #43
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Somebody take that shovel off sligopark quick!:pac:


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    #44
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    sligopark wrote: »
    :D


    not so much mentally slow and much more snuck off early :D have a mentally unchallenging job at the moment much like that suited to big schlong riddler riddler

    a mentally unchallenging job where you said you said you were dealing with people like riddler?
    hmmm hmmm hmmm


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    #45
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I applaud your determination to expose this man for the liar that he is. Excellent work.
    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Well hello there. I am a very attractive, very horny young man. I have a solid haircut and a massive schlong. I am looking for young girls or cougars who want no strings attached amazing sex. Where would I find such people? All PM's welcome.

    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :D


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    #46
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    Dunny! wrote: »
    Somebody take that shovel off sligopark quick!:pac:


    ah gaysus I wish I worked with a shovel then I would be physically challenged


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    #47
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :D

    Yes I can give great sex to many women but that is beside the point. I would like to know who your employers are and why one of their workers is getting off earlier and working 41 minute shifts


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    #48
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    ah gaysus I wish I worked with a shovel then I would be physically challenged

    I will pay you 10 riddler trophies a day to help me plant riddles


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    #49
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Yes I can give great sex to many women but that is beside the point.

    and this is why you posted begging for ladies (and/or lady boys)

    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I would like to know who your employers are and why one of their workers is getting off earlier and working 41 minute shifts

    classic - now I am shaking in my boots big cock


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    #50
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    i must be bored


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    #51
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »


    classic - now I am shaking in my boots big cock

    Your boot has a big cock? This sounds mighty intriguing


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    #52
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    you're bored I am tired and big cock riddler nust have got off **** to this thread so I am off


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    #53
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    sligopark wrote: »
    you're bored I am tired and big cock riddler nust have got off **** to this thread so I am off
    Bye, see you tomorrow for more lies.


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    #54
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    you're bored I am tired and big cock riddler nust have got off **** to this thread so I am off

    Goodbye and thank you for playing


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    #55
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    And thank you for playing with yourself - do change your name to TheWanker - its a more apt description ;)


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    #56
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    sligopark wrote: »
    Just in from work - had a mad night dealing with sad w_ankers, much like yourself
    sligopark wrote: »
    shift till ten
    sligopark wrote: »
    :D


    not so much mentally slow and much more snuck off early :D have a mentally unchallenging job at the moment much like that suited to big schlong riddler riddler

    These posts all tell different stories.


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    #57
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    sligopark wrote: »
    And thank you for playing with yourself - do change your name to TheWanker - its a more apt description ;)

    I don't know why you keep saying that but I can confirm I am not, nor have at any point during my time on boards.ie tonight "played with myself". Are you happy now


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    #58
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    These posts all tell different stories.


    not really think about it - nite


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    #59
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    sligopark wrote: »
    not really think about it - nite
    I did, and they don't add up, might aswell just leave now tbh, and don't bother coming back.


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    #60
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    These posts all tell different stories.

    You sir are ruthless. Have you ever considered a life in crime?


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    #61
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    I like to chat up nuns.


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