Your Mama

mr biazzi

Your mama's so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit.

KeithM89_old

Yo mamas so fat, her passport pic is an aerial photo...

tossy

Yo mamas so fat she wears a watch on each wrist 'cause she covers 2 time zones!

dh0661

SUMMER TIME - you'r Daddy's rich and you'r Mommy's good looking :rolleyes:

Craggy Island

Your Mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

MonkieSocks

You're MaMa's so fat...........she has three little MaMa's in orbit around her body

hamchops

ha ha

StompToWork

Yo momma's so slow, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Ronin247

your mommas so fat she cut her finger and gravy came out

sh1tstirrer

Your Mama's so fat she is known as Mrs Elle Fant.

MonkieSocks

The great Ed O'Neill

Useful.Idiot

your mamas so fat you can slap her thigh and ride the waves! yeeeeeeo

Doc

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

YumDeiseMum

Doc wrote: »

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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Yo Mama's so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Yo Mama's so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

f1dan

Yo Mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo Mama's so hairy, you were born with rug burn

Ironman76

Your mamas so fat she once got on a rowing machine and it sank.

theoneeyedman

your mama is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought Eastenders was over

ditzyfitzy

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo


Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves


Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.

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Bearhunter

Yo mama's so fat, I rolled over twice after shagging her and I was still on top of her.

Doc

Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.


Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.


Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

viper.10

your mama so ugly that when some MTV producer saw her photo he came up with an idea for a new show called "Pimp my Face"......Your mama so fat when she has a sore head she even puts mayonaise on her panadol.......Your mama so fat when the local restaurant heard she was coming to their buffet, they had to put in speed bumps

Stinicker

Your mommas so fat she had to get Google Earth to take her photo.

Happyman42

Your Mama's so fat, you had to pierce her ears...... just to see the telly.

dexter647

your mama's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard..:D