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I love cheese

  • 31-08-2010 3:54pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭


    Do you love cheese? I do I do I do I do-oo oh do!:D


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yes cheese. Snuggles is invisible! :eek: Does this mean you fell victim to the vampire? :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I love cheese, but cheese does not love me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Did the zombies lure you in with cheese Snuggles and then stole your avvie while you were munching away??

    damn evil zombies...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Zombies? Cheese-loving zombies? I'm getting the shotgun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Off with their heads!!!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I gonna need a bigger gun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    hoping one will respond
    andf escape the bitter thong
    on pointless whiny song


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What's your favorite cheese Matt?
    (i am very fond of Amish butter cheese:))


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Is "Obscurity" a cheese?

    Because Matt f*cking loves it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Have some mozzarella !
    mozzarella-with-tomatoes.s600x600.jpg
    open wide.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Deki wrote: »
    open wide.

    That's what I told Fago!'s mom!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Mother jokes Sarky? I thought you had more class than that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Heh, that's what I said to... Actually I said that to someone else. Never mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    shattered?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    bug vision
    vampires are not my only life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    faceted reflections ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    just vision through 1000 eyes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Victory!!!!
    grilled_cheese.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    mmmmm...cheeeeeessseee


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Deki wrote: »
    Yes cheese. Snuggles is invisible! :eek: Does this mean you fell victim to the vampire? :(

    I removed my avatar for the while. A poster called it a cat. No never felt victim to a vampire! Thinking of changing my avatar at some point and maybe changing my username - long story.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Cheese is made of milk, milk comes from cows penises, QED Cows are gay.
    Not feeling so clever now are we?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    that child is frightening. She looks amazingly like that child in "The Bad Seed"
    Don't let her know about your medals.:eek:

    Glenster you are very confused about bovine anatomy.


    Hi snuggles :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sometimes when I have cheese, I hide little bits around the house, so when I wake up at night feeling hungry, I can track them down and nibble on them.

    //|\\


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Glenster wrote: »
    milk comes from cows penises

    Methinks you've been 'milking' in the wrong field...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Glenster wrote: »
    Cheese is made of milk, milk comes from cows penises, QED Cows are gay.
    Not feeling so clever now are we?

    Cows are females, Bulls/bullocks are males! Cows are the only ones that have udders that milk comes from! If you think they are penises then I suggest you look closer they are actually nipples rather than penises! Its only female cows that have them not male ones!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Cow_udders02.jpg


    I've heard a lot of pseudo-science in this forum before but this really takes the cake.

    1st of all nipples are on the front, not the bottom
    b) cows dont even have chests
    and finally bull and cows are not the same, that's crazy, you might as well say that a cat is a female dog, you need to go back to school and get yourself some class.

    I draw your attention to exhibit D. The above cow's penis' create milk, why does it need four you ask? How do you think a quattro formaggi pizza is made??????

    here endeth the lesson


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Glenster wrote: »
    How do you think a quattro formaggi pizza is made??????

    I always thought it was a more posh version of the soggy biscuit game.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Glenster....Cows stand on fours, if they stood on just two legs you will notice that the nipples will be noticed from the front and yes they do have a chest not your typical one though! Udders in cows produce milk the same as nipples produce milk by other species etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Glenster wrote: »
    Cheese is made of milk, milk comes from cows penises, QED Cows are gay.
    Not feeling so clever now are we?

    And if that were true glenster how does that make them gay? I envision remedial classes in anatomy and sex ed. in your future.
    Happy today glenster. :) Is it always happy in your little world?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Well aren't you just in luck! What you liking cheese and maybe being poor, your government understands your need for cheesi-die-cheese! Huzzah!

    NomNomNomNomNoM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I have a major craving for brie and camambert on ritz crackers with white grapes right now.

    I'll never sleep!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Do you love cheese? I do I do I do I do-oo oh do!:D

    Snuggles..tell the truth now! You knew about the Free Cheese? Didnt you?? You knew it was on the way! I'll take some veggie please!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Snuggles..tell the truth now! You knew about the Free Cheese? Didnt you?? You knew it was on the way! I'll take some veggie please!?

    LOL :pac: No never knew such a thing about the free cheese, If I did, boards been the first to know! lol, give me melted cheese sandwich and I be a happy bunny! Sure thing, what veggie would you like chucken?!:p
    Deki wrote: »
    And if that were true glenster how does that make them gay? I envision remedial classes in anatomy and sex ed. in your future.
    Happy today glenster. Is it always happy in your little world?

    Go on ya good thing Deki, say it like it is, think Glenster needs a few home truths! Many cows live near me and well, I can tell the difference between udders and nipples which produce milk!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    veggie-slices.gifI'll have some of these please :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    "American Flavor"!?

    Like,

    Seriously?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tastes like Justice! grate it onto some Freedom Fries and toast lightly under a Friendly Fire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Does it come with a tea party?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I believe so.

    I also hear the Camembert is featured on the Colbert Report.


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