Weak Handshakes

bryaner

Star Bingo wrote: »

don't understand handshakes, not really into physical contact. only real contact i know tends to be violent

if someone wants to handshake, sure i stick it out to be shuck - if they try n crush it i punch them the f**k out.

i get the impression i'd punch a lot of u out. firmly

Wow you must be hard. :pac:

Star Bingo

bryaner wrote: »

Wow you must be hard. :pac:

thats what i thought about the hard handshake man. before he got punched out with the other - hard as nails me.

bryaner

Star Bingo wrote: »

thats what i thought about the hard handshake man. before he got punched out with the other - hard as nails me.

Always one.

starbelgrade

Abigayle wrote: »

I do have confidence, and I take no shit, but Im not a bad person but never set out to intimidate anyone =/

I agree. Mostly because I am afraid not to.

fonecrusher1

Star Bingo wrote: »

thats what i thought about the hard handshake man. before he got punched out with the other - hard as nails me.

Thats what happened in your mind.

In reality you walked away with a wee withered hand, sobbing.:pac:

starbelgrade

Star Bingo wrote: »

thats what i thought about the hard handshake man. before he got punched out with the other - hard as nails me.

Hard as nails - great expression.

Thick as a plank - that's another good one.

mikom

Star Bingo wrote: »

- are you a businessman or something? whats to shake on

Your ould wan?

Star Bingo

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Thats what happened in your mind.

In reality you walked away with a wee withered hand, sobbing.:pac:

you can't even hold a phone without crushing it.

my hands are swift, my hands are fast. my hands are uncomfortable in another man's grasp

starbelgrade

Abigayle wrote: »

I'm the hand crusher. Need anything crushed?

*shields the family jewels & politely declines*

Star Bingo

mikom wrote: »

Your ould wan?

your father-figure.

bryaner

Star Bingo wrote: »

you can't even hold a phone without crushing it.

my hands are swift, my hands are fast. my hands are uncomfortable in another man's grasp

It's the fookin karate kid duck.

starbelgrade

Star Bingo wrote: »

my hands are swift, my hands are fast. my hands are uncomfortable in another man's grasp

Your posts are sad,
your humour spreads thin,
I'd like to put you in the recycling bin.

bryaner

Star Bingo wrote: »

you can't even hold a phone without crushing it.

my hands are swift, my hands are fast. my hands are uncomfortable in another man's grasp

Or are you trying to hide your inner feelings for men?

fonecrusher1

Star Bingo wrote: »

my hands are swift, my hands are fast. my hands are uncomfortable in another man's grasp

Why? Do you get a bit of a horn or something?

Star Bingo

starbelgrade wrote: »

Hard as nails - great expression.

Thick as a plank - that's another good one.

f**king knobjockey. there's the ultimate one

mikom

Star Bingo wrote: »

f**king knobjockey. there's the ultimate one

Ewwww.... Your ultimate is to fuck a jockey with your knob?

starbelgrade

Star Bingo wrote: »

f**king knobjockey. there's the ultimate one

I defer to your greater knowledge of such matters.

Scrappychimow

starbelgrade wrote: »

What the f*ck is up them?

I went to meet a new client today & offered a handshake, as I always do in such circumstances, only to be met with a handshake weaker than a 20 day old piece of lettuce.

I took an instant dislike to the man. To be honset, I'd prefer a handcrusher.

I think they should teach people how to shake hands properly in school - it's a social faux pas not to know how to shake hands like a normal person.

Maybe he was watching you on CCTV in the toilet fingering the hole off yourself.

Dudess

Hand-crushers can smack of insincerity too - I have puny little hands and they getz hurtz...

In betweener handshake ftw.

bryaner

This is hilarious.

fonecrusher1

Someones got the back to school blues.

starbelgrade

Scrappychimow wrote: »

Maybe he was watching you on CCTV in the toilet fingering the hole off yourself.

I must really turn you on if you imagine me in such scenarios. Were you fapping as you posted that?

GalwayKiefer

Is After Hours being invaded by 4chan posters...?

Miss Fluff

I'd prefer to need hospital treatment for crushed knuckles than have a slimy slithery limp handshake any day. Instantly makes me regard the weak handshaker as a twat totally lacking in social mores.

mink_man

Bloody Nipples wrote: »

I hate when you go in for a firm handshake and the other person clamps down on your fingertips. It's palm to palm or don't bother.

that's my avatar! :mad:

also why did the op get so many thanks...wasn't that thank-worthy to be honest.

Adriatic

I'm not the biggest fella you've ever seen but I give a strong handshake so much so that practically everyone but very shy people comment on it (strong handshake for a small person, or a spontaneous hand crushing competition) and then it strikes up a hand shake conversation. I get away with it with my small hands and shake as strong as I like, if my hands were bigger I may have crushed quite a few at this stage.

My little sisters complain about it but fúck 'em I'll do what I like.

Ush1

Dudess wrote: »

Hand-crushers can smack of insincerity too - I have puny little hands and they getz hurtz...

In betweener handshake ftw.

Not so much insincere as typical alpha male style willy waving. I prefer someone who just slobbers on your hand when you greet them, they are the ultimate alpha male.

Owwmykneecap

If I have bestowed onto you the great honour of shaking my hand, do not grab my fingers. Premature clamping bah.

eimearcmh

Ive never been more conscious of my handshake:o

Abi

starbelgrade wrote: »

I agree. Mostly because I am afraid not to.

I don't mean to be that way. I think its because I just that I like to be in control of myself and my environment. I'm not afraid to speak out or argue out my point to the death either. This scared the ****e out of my male counter parts in work. I would be at meetings at mad hours at night because clients couldnt break free from their work until then. I'd be sitting in a board room as the only female there. I'd have my paper work ready and good for a war. Clients that owe any company I work for do not want to meet me because they dont have a leg to stand on and buying time is not an option.

I'm also cute enough to dress well, hair done well.. theres no such thing as a trouser-suit. Its a short skirt suit. At work I'm lethal, the first hand shake and look in the eye puts them in their box straight away.


Its not just as simple as a hand shake, its how you hold yourself as a person. Learning to value yourself, dressing professionally, and preparing yourself for the mission ahead is the way forward.

The handshake means fcuk all if you don't have the rest altogether.

Dudess wrote: »

Hand-crushers can smack of insincerity too - I have puny little hands and they getz hurtz...

In betweener handshake ftw.

Wanna shake hands