Jedward on ITV2

Denerick

Whilst flicking through the television looking for an appropriate programme through which to get basic erotic titillation, I was horrified when my gaze descended on a group of D4 women attending a party hosted by no less than the two most derided Irish spinstrels, namely John and Edward.

The programme was deceitful as it promised me the young breasts (Which came in the form of the D4 girls previously mentioned - whom I presume are of legal copulative age) that I craved, to meet my basic instincts at this hour. However, as time progressed, I found myself repulsed at the feminine features of the two twins in question.

Naturally the question arose; are these twins of the same race as the rest of us, or are they in fact, a different species?

I would not recommend switching over to ITV2 right now.

Riddle101

Jedward of the worst thing to hit the music industry. They are pathetic, but their fans are just as annoying. Every Jedward fan refers to people as being jealous when they insult Jedward. It's like they have the mentality of a 10 year old, most of which are but for the ones who are adults. Christ.

Micky Dolenz

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