college

aimerlans

hey guys, heading into first year in college this year, just wondering could ye help me with what i need to bring, i know for sure i'll forget something! thanks!

dan185

pens. yourself.

most of the time, not even yourself. and a single pen will do.

bazmaiden

condoms

kieran26

A refill pad and the all important highlighters

alwaysadub

Drink. Drugs. Condoms.

So i've heard..

Gary4279

4 cans

2 johnnies

1 willing female

AckwelFoley

aimerlans wrote: »

hey guys, heading into first year in college this year, just wondering could ye help me with what i need to bring, i know for sure i'll forget something! thanks!

The pill

rainbow kirby

A bottle opener.

Unique User Name

The most important thing you can bring is your parents. Make sure that you arrive with them and your mammy giving you a big kiss to wish you good luck. That'll leave you in good stead.

El Weirdo

aimerlans wrote: »

hey guys, heading into first year in college this year, just wondering could ye help me with what i need to bring, i know for sure i'll forget something! thanks!

Capital letters.

srfc19

alwaysadub wrote: »

Drink. Drugs. Condoms.

So i've heard..

Get to know the right people and all these will be supplied.

SeaFields

aww a little fresher...

Best bring your mammy with you.

Dudess

Four years' worth of beans, noodles and cup-a-soups.

AnonoBoy

Just remember to figure out if you're a jock or a nerd before you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dylzDm_H5wg

SeaFields

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Just remember to figure out if you're a jock or a nerd before you go.

You should also play a prank on the crazy Dean at some stage.

Dudess

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Just remember to figure out if you're a jock or a nerd before you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dylzDm_H5wg

I love the sheer venom accompanying Homer's yell: "NERRRRRRRRRRRRD!!! :mad:"

angelxx

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056013595

This is a good thread on what people are getting for college.

Aidric

A cockring.

InTheTrees

You cant have too much string.

:rolleyes:

Nuggles

Clean underwear.

Sensibility.

Nappies.

questionmark?

1.Chloroform

2. banana

3. Camera

4. A youtube account

Oranage2

A frisbee will be suficient for the first week

eimearcmh

dan185 wrote: »

pens. yourself.

most of the time, not even yourself. and a single pen will do.

Don't bother with pens until 2nd/3rd yr. You'll prob just need a pass to get through to 2nd yr. Heck why not just copy a friends notes

bazmaiden wrote: »

condoms

Free during freshers week

Dudess wrote: »

Four years' worth of beans, noodles and cup-a-soups.

Dont forget the pasta and tuna....maybe even sweetcorn if your rich.

And a gallon or two of vodka

RMD

Enough money to buy books, food, accommodation and drink.

I'm serious when I say this, not using AH humour, I personally always carry 1-2 johnnys and 1 morning after pill. Nothing is more scary than waking up to find you didn't use a johnny and then the few weeks after to find out if it's good news or bad.

eimearcmh

Really though, use your common sense. Freshers week will be great craic. Lots of going out and getting aquainted with fellow freshers.

And of course..........never regret anythings that made you smile:)

K4t

Unique User Name wrote: »

The most important thing you can bring is your parents. Make sure that you arrive with them and your mammy giving you a big kiss to wish you good luck. That'll leave you in good stead.

It didn't do me any harm, I've over a hundred college friends. But that's in Maynooth where you aren't judged on such an immature level like in some other universities..*cough*..UCD;)

Bring yourself. Just be friendly and willing to join in and you'll enjoy the college experience. Good luck.

PeterIanStaker

aimerlans wrote: »

hey guys, heading into first year in college this year, just wondering could ye help me with what i need to bring, i know for sure i'll forget something! thanks!

Johnnies.

kev9100

I'm just bringing a lot of drink.:)

SoupyNorman

The morning after pill.


No fooling, it was the no.1 must have accessory for the girls in my college.

Rothmans

SoupyNorman wrote: »

The morning after pill.


No fooling, it was the no.1 must have accessory for the girls in my college.

This better not turn into another MAP thread

SoupyNorman

Rothmans wrote: »

This better not turn into another MAP thread

'Mothers against pythons'?

Killer Pigeon

1. Alcohol
2. Alcohol
3. Alcohol
4. Hairbrush
5. Alcohol.

Deus Ex Machina

The responses in this thread genuinely sadden me.

Op, if you so wish you can learn a great deal in college, or you can decide that you want to be somebody who commits their existence to a banal social life, meaningless status among idiot peers and holding ignorance as a virtue. In my experience, albeit limited, I have found that the path chosen in college is often followed for a long time. Chose carefully.

Killer Pigeon

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

The responses in this thread genuinely sadden me.

Op, if you so wish you can learn a great deal in college, or you can decide that you want to be somebody who commits their existence to a banal social life, meaningless status among idiot peers and holding ignorance as a virtue. In my experience, albeit limited, I have found that the path chosen in college is often followed for a long time. Chose carefully.

"You're here for a good time, not a long time"

srfc19

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

The responses in this thread genuinely sadden me.

Op, if you so wish you can learn a great deal in college, or you can decide that you want to be somebody who commits their existence to a banal social life, meaningless status among idiot peers and holding ignorance as a virtue. In my experience, albeit limited, I have found that the path chosen in college is often followed for a long time. Chose carefully.

Indeed, banal social life FTW.

scientific1982

Condoms, beer money and rizla.

scientific1982

Oh and loads of pot noodle.