The Big TOM SELLECK Appreciation Thread

sNarah · 31-08-2010 10:53pm #1

The man, The moustachioed Legend.

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RolandIRL · 31-08-2010 11:02pm

I

his moustache

Fago! · 31-08-2010 11:09pm

I wholeheartedly endorse this thread, Tom Selleck, and his glorious tache!

Sarky · 31-08-2010 11:18pm

Tom Selleck is f*ckin' awesome.

sNarah · 31-08-2010 11:27pm

Well, ANY son of Gary Busey will be totally f*cking awesome for eternity and far beyond.

May Tom Selleck be with you.

Fago! · 01-09-2010 12:16am

Sarky wrote: »

Tom Selleck is f*ckin' awesome.

Sticky this thread!

Sarky · 01-09-2010 12:25am

Well... Ok, but only for a week or two.

"What's that Fago!? You just called... To say... You love me? Well, I'm not Stevie Wonder, but... Thanks big guy!"

Deki · 01-09-2010 12:35am

OOh Lookit! He's glowing:eek: RED HOT!

hinault · 01-09-2010 12:37am

I read somewhere that TS got his big break through Mae West.

mind boggles.

Fago! · 01-09-2010 12:52am

Sarky wrote: »

Well... Ok, but only for a week or two.

"What's that Fago!? You just called... To say... You love me? Well, I'm not Stevie Wonder, but... Thanks big guy!"

He don't need a call to know I love him! He just knows maaaaaan!

Squarewave · 01-09-2010 1:00am

And to think, she married CHANDLER...??!!! :eek::mad:

Sarky · 01-09-2010 1:03am

One didn't need to see Tom Selleck being spurned to know that everyone on Friends was a blithering moron with all the good taste of a crashing blimp full of nuns.

Star Lord · 01-09-2010 9:13am

sNarah · 01-09-2010 9:52am

That image has now officially corrupted my mind.

Shiminay · 01-09-2010 11:20am

Tom Selleck, A Waterfall and a Sandwich. What more could anyone needs?

sNarah · 01-09-2010 11:41am

It was missing loving friendly aliens. Othet than that, it's perfect.

chucken1 · 01-09-2010 1:36pm

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Fago! · 01-09-2010 7:30pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt55S85k2z0

Scarydoll · 01-09-2010 9:01pm

chucken1 · 01-09-2010 9:12pm

Sarky · 01-09-2010 9:16pm

If this is just going to turn into people posting pictures then I'll unsticky the thread. Any fool can post pictures. Google's full of them. Try something more. C'mon folks, it's really not that hard.

Scarydoll · 01-09-2010 9:21pm

Sorry Sarky, I'm trying to cut back on my addiction to posting pictures from google. It's going well I think.
In other news Tom Selleck is the shít. The End.

chucken1 · 01-09-2010 9:58pm

Tom used to be part owner of a restaurant named The Black Orchid.:D

Star Lord · 01-09-2010 11:56pm

For the last two years, I've been growing a moustache for charity as part of Movember.

I can now admit to you folks, that it was all just because I wanted to be the next Tom Selleck.

But now I know there can only be one.

I shall forever dwell in the shadow of his mighty tasche.

lil'bug · 02-09-2010 10:00am

if i could i'd live in Tom's 'tash
I'd forage for food in his thick facial follicle's
and dance in the moonlight to the Magnum PI theme tune

Fago! · 02-09-2010 10:26pm

If Tom Selleck saw Sarky's beard, would he be jealous, or would Sarky be jealous of Tom's magnificent tache?

Deki · 03-09-2010 12:10am

Oh yes, definitely, and the one raised eyebrow - that would really send him over the edge- so we mustn't let him know,,,
So in honor of Tom's stickiness I have made him a sticky. I hpoe he puts it on his fridge, but i can only dream...

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Fago! · 03-09-2010 9:38am

Fago!'s xmas list:

A bike
A puppy
Two Dennis the Menace watches
Tom Selleck or a good portion of his face hair!

Shiminay · 03-09-2010 10:31am

I've decided to let my 'tache grow instead of giving it its normal trim when it gets this length. I can feel it getting bushier and I know some day soon a strange man with two Dobermans and a Ferrari is going to turn up and offer me a job.

Fago! · 03-09-2010 11:07am

Two dobermen! Idiot!

sNarah · 03-09-2010 11:09am

There once was a boy called Tom
He had one dream, he pursued for long
to grow the kickass most amazing Moustache
One to admire for hours and hours

He got a job on the Television
with higgins higgins higgins
and there it happened
his final goal
his moustache grow a life of it's own!

so now at night
when Tom is asleep
all you can hear is a silent weep
for the moustache itself
is not very impressed
and just wants to be left alone.

Fago! · 03-09-2010 1:21pm

I'm not quite sure if I should be wearing pants or not!

Star Lord · 03-09-2010 1:28pm

Do your pants have a Tom Selleck moustache on them?

If not, cast them aside like a red headed step-child!

Deki · 03-09-2010 8:20pm

But keep your undies on or you'll catch cold.:)

James T Kirk · 04-09-2010 7:11am

I met Tom Selleck a few years ago - very nice bloke.

Fago! · 04-09-2010 6:24pm

Can I rub off you?

Squarewave · 05-09-2010 12:51am

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*Illustration for illustrative purpoises only.
Actual results may vary.
Names have been disemvoweled to protect identities.
Moustaches have been drawn to scale.
If you have any concerns about issues raised in this picture, please contact our confidiential chat-line at 555-SOMTELLECK.

silvervixen84 · 05-09-2010 11:44pm

If Tom Selleck and Chuck Norris were to meet by chance, would the universe implode due to sheer awesomeness??

sNarah · 06-09-2010 9:33am

silvervixen84 wrote: »

If Tom Selleck and Chuck Norris were to meet by chance, would the universe implode due to sheer awesomeness??

Only, and only if, they were introduced to eachother by Mr. T.

Star Lord · 06-09-2010 12:15pm

My lovely Tom, running through the field
Where are you going, with your moustache blowing in the wind?

I want to shower you with Hawaiian shirts, and ride your Ferrari
Polish your shoes every single day, and bring you to visit Higgins

Fago! · 13-09-2010 4:41pm

Tom has aids!

Not the disease, but as in "helpers"

Fago! · 13-09-2010 4:44pm

IMPOSTOR!

Sarky · 13-09-2010 4:46pm

Why is his hand so far down his pants? Combined with the tache he looks like a rapist.

Fago! · 13-09-2010 4:50pm

Well he fooled me for a second (only one). Rapists usually have their hands down other people's pants!

Fago! · 15-09-2010 4:01pm

Had a dream about Tom. It was wonderful! Jealous?

sNarah · 15-09-2010 4:39pm

No.

I dream about Tom, like, ALL the time, and he, like, dreams about me ALL the time because I am so flipping awesome.

Matt Holck · 10-10-2010 5:46am

does he still have a mustache?

http://twitter.com/ClevelandHumor

sNarah · 10-10-2010 9:50pm

Yes. He has. He certainly has.

James T Kirk · 17-10-2010 6:25am

He's cool - bought me pints.

joes girls · 20-10-2010 12:14am

He is a sexy god!!!

Deki · 20-10-2010 12:18am

his mustache will live forever:) *swoons*

The Big TOM SELLECK Appreciation Thread

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