Posting Proverbs on your Facebook status

ShadowGal

proverbs on life and enlightenment, most have a stench of smugness about them


just stop it

Terry

Ok.

ShadowGal

thanks, i can sleep easy now

aidan_walsh

What's the betting this wasn't posted on Facebook for fear of insulting someone?

ShadowGal

i thought id hit a wider audience

PeterIanStaker

I dont post proverbs, I use inspirational quotes from famous people instead. My most recent one was:

"Suck my d!ck" - Ron Jeremy

still trying to figure out why nobody has "liked" it yet.

Biggins

ShadowGal wrote: »

proverbs on life and enlightenment, most have a stench of smugness about them

just stop it

O' get over it!
For gawds sake, what are you doing on it in the first place!

ShadowGal

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

I dont post proverbs, I use inspirational quotes from famous people instead. My most recent one was:

"Suck my d!ck" - Ron Jeremy

still trying to figure out why nobody has "liked" it yet.

someone i know has found Buddha and the rambling of endless quotes is mind boggling

ShadowGal

Biggins wrote: »

O' get over it!
For gawds sake, what are you doing on it in the first place!

i prefer a little rant if thats ok with you biggins

Terry

ShadowGal wrote: »

someone i know has found Buddha and the rambling of endless quotes is mind boggling

Is he still under that tree?
Lazy bastard.

ShadowGal

Terry wrote: »

Is he still under that tree?
Lazy bastard.

he was behind the couch all the time :pac:

JohnDee

I wish more people would find Bill Hicks and post his proverbs.

PeterIanStaker

JohnDee wrote: »

I wish more people would find Bill Hicks and post his proverbs.

"… We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out ****ing albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some ****ing taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house"

stovelid

The people you're trying to admonish may not see your riveting bulletin.

Did you trying contacting them directly?

Biggins

stovelid wrote: »

The people you're trying to admonish may not see this.
Did you trying contacting them directly?

Their constituency office staff are probably telling him he/she is still in a meeting!
(at a golf green)

thebigbiffo

people who post 'oh, look how clever and enlightened i am' status updates (and there are many many out there) should be shot with balls of their own s'hite.

end of

WindSock

No as bad as posting song lyrics. Or worse, googling a song lyric to post up because you don't know any...

Biggins

ShadowGal wrote: »

i prefer a little rant if thats ok with you biggins

Absolutely.
Its good to work those stresses out.
Let it all out, lets be havin' ya... :pac:

mojesius

ShadowGal wrote: »

proverbs on life and enlightenment, most have a stench of smugness about them


just stop it

Have you not come across the 'status shuffle'? Wait until you see that piece of shyte. Hilarious status updates brought to you by facebook for those who are too gormless to think of the witty quip they need to relay to the world on a daily basis.

kfallon

Posting on Facebook.......just stop it please

ShadowGal

stovelid wrote: »

The people you're trying to admonish may not see your riveting bulletin.

Did you trying contacting them directly?

no not directly. just had a little look at your threads. that "colors running into your white tennis shoes" thread must have had people up all hours with excitement :pac:

ShadowGal

Biggins wrote: »

Absolutely.
Its good to work those stresses out.
Let it all out, lets be havin' ya... :pac:

i think thats about it biggins

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ShadowGal wrote: »

no not directly. just had a little look at your threads. that "colors running into your white tennis shoes" thread must have had people up all hours with excitement :pac:

Why are you having a dig at posters on here? Just reply to the status update you don't like and tell them so! Jeez

ShadowGal

elviscostello wrote: »

Why are you having a dig at posters on here? Just reply to the status update you don't like and tell them so! Jeez

well i was replying to someone who was sarcastically posting to me, am i not allowed to do that ?

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ShadowGal wrote: »

well i was replying to someone who was sarcastically posting to me, am i not allowed to do that ?

I think they were trying to be helpful, by telling you to contact the person directly. I'm not trying to tell you what you are or are not allowed to do either.

kthxbai

GavRedKing

WindSock wrote: »

No as bad as posting song lyrics. Or worse, googling a song lyric to post up because you don't know any...

I have a few friends who do this all the time without fail, mainly U2 lyrics or foo Fighters.

Its so annoying, why re-hash the lyrics, seriously :mad:


* Off to the Ranting and Raving Forum I go.

ShadowGal

elviscostello wrote: »

I think they were trying to be helpful, by telling you to contact the persone directly. I'm not trying to tell you what you are or are not allowed to do either.

kthxbai

no im pretty sure the "riveting bulletin" part was sarcastic, but your probably right, lets not split hairs

my bulletin is tongue in cheek, i think most of us have seen weird updates, i was just pointing it out

Biggins

ShadowGal wrote: »

i think thats about it biggins

...But one can not have a good rant without an encore!
More... more...

ShadowGal

Biggins wrote: »

...But one can not have a good rant without an encore!
More... more...

sh*t are you giving me an encore ? well there was this one time i was tagged in a photo, in a rather uncom.... no, no i just cant

Terry

ShadowGal wrote: »

no im pretty sure the "riveting bulletin" part was sarcastic, but your probably right, lets not split hairs

my bulletin is tongue in cheek, i think most of us have seen weird updates, i was just pointing it out

As it should be.
People seem to take facebook far too seriously.

Those groups too. There was one asking people to find Maddie McCann.
I said that I had her in my basement. The Admin said that they were reporting me to the police.
I then said that I don't have a basement.
The admin proceeded to ask me where I was holding her hostage if I don't have a basement.

No sense of humour, these people.

biko

I think I'll create a monster Facebook thread and just dump threads like these in there.

ShadowGal

Terry wrote: »

As it should be.
People seem to take facebook far too seriously.

Those groups too. There was one asking people to find Maddie McCann.
I said that I had her in my basement. The Admin said that they were reporting me to the police.
I then said that I don't have a basement.
The admin proceeded to ask me where I was holding her hostage if I don't have a basement.

No sense of humour, these people.

serious or joking ? thats a bit mad

i should have posted up a few of the out there status's instead

Biggins

ShadowGal wrote: »

sh*t are you giving me an encore ? well there was this one time i was tagged in a photo, in a rather uncom.... no, no i just cant

Spoilsport. I was just getting excited!

_feedback_

biko wrote: »

I think I'll create a monster Facebook thread and just dump threads like these in there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrLumdqIrDM

ShadowGal

Terry wrote: »

As it should be.
People seem to take facebook far too seriously.

Those groups too. There was one asking people to find Maddie McCann.
I said that I had her in my basement. The Admin said that they were reporting me to the police.
I then said that I don't have a basement.
The admin proceeded to ask me where I was holding her hostage if I don't have a basement.

No sense of humour, these people.

right, you were having a go too, i get it

Terry

ShadowGal wrote: »

serious or joking ? thats a bit mad

i should have posted up a few of the out there status's instead

I was serious.
She's in the attic.

ShadowGal

Biggins wrote: »

Spoilsport. I was just getting excited!

sorry biggins..

ShadowGal

"Illness is not cured by saying the word "medicine," but by taking medicine. Enlightenment is not achieved by repeating the word "God" but by directly experiencing God"


just read this one.. eek, last one i promise

stbrennan

"Destiny is like a bus. There are many stops, and one of them is yours."












"and heres mine. Talk cha later Damo reet!"

skinner2x

biko wrote: »

I think I'll create a monster Facebook thread and just dump threads like these in there.

I propose you call it TTMA..

Toxic Thread Management Agency.

Of course we need some high level staff to manage it , they don't come cheap you know..

areu4real?

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you have his shoes" - Billy Connolly

blow69

One I saw recently:

"Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do "


STFU! You spend on average six hours a day on Facebook and you're dishing out sentiments on how everyone should be seizing the day.

Gummy Panda

Man who buy drowned cat, gets wet pussy

mink_man

giving out about facebook yet there's loads of sh it posted here and nothing is said. hypocrits?

mikom

mink_man wrote: »

hypocrits?

Englishtutor69 liked this.

onlyrocknroll

Good Chinese proverb.

Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways, is going to Bangkok.

mink_man

mikom wrote: »

Englishtutor69 liked this.

I'm gonna thank every post of yours that isn't thanked by anyone already just so your thanks to posts ratio goes down.

mikom

mink_man wrote: »

your thanks to posts ratio goes down.

Obsessed...

"thanks to posts ratio" lol.
Bet you sit and think a lot about this......... wrapped in a sheet, rocking forward and back whilst sucking your thumb

mink_man

mikom wrote: »

Obsessed...

"thanks to posts ratio" lol.
Bet you sit and think a lot about this.

ya, for the 12 hours a day I spend on here. I have no life.