Wayne Rooney

Dr.Winston O'Boogie

Cheating bollox wha!?

At least it's not a granny this time...

MagicMarker

This is so this morning.

footballer in sex romp shocker

invinciblePRSTV

You can go and chat about it with the women here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=895

leave the SF for talking football and not hello/tabloid crap.

jesus_thats_gre

Who cares? Seriously?!?!

Xavi6

The Rooster

The most high profile soccer player in the Premier League gets caught doing the dirt. (And at £1,000 a night for that ordinary looking burd, getting well ripped off too!).

Very funny

Chucky the tree

Big question is will it have an affect on his performances? With rumours surrounding Gerrard all last season and his horrible form it could be a worry for United. Especially if Colleen gets in a strop about it.

jesus_thats_gre

Chucky the tree wrote: »

Big question is will it have an affect on his performances? With rumours surrounding Gerrard all last season and his horrible form it could be a worry for United. Especially if Colleen gets in a strop about it.

The going 18 games or something without a goal was probably the impact..

abouttobebanned

The alleged visits happened last October. If my memory serves..he was in sizzling form during, and beyond that time.

The Rooster

abouttobebanned wrote: »

The alleged visits happened last October. If my memory serves..he was in sizzling form during, and beyond that time.

Its not the visits that affect the form!!

tinkerbell

It's already being talked about in the MUFC thread ...

The Rooster

tinkerbell wrote: »

It's already being talked about in the MUFC thread ...

and in a thousand other places too!

Peyton Manning

He should have taken the trucker approach. That is, always, ALWAYS kill the prostitute after you have sex with her. That way, nobody knows, and you get to keep your money. Win win.

Mister men

Does'nt surprise me in the least. Plenty of rumours about him doing the rounds for ages now.

abouttobebanned

The Rooster wrote: »

Its not the visits that affect the form!!

Read the thread properly. I was replying to the poster before me who suggested that his form has been affected for 18 games now.

applehunter

He obviously has been carrying this around with him as he doesn't look happy in the pitch.

FlawedGenius

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/09/04/wayne-rooney-cheats-on-pregnant-wife-coleen-with-1k-a-night-prostitute-115875-22537906/
Lot of bull**** in that but Id say alot is true aswell.
Very hard for a footballer with so much money and time on his hands to avoid **** like this. Its not like he was a having a relationship just shagging on his time off, fair play to ya Wayne!

Peyton Manning

The part about calling Ronaldo a w*nker is cringeworthy.

Apparently Rooney only started seeing her in October. I'm sure Ronny was taking time out from Madrid to go to nightclubs in Manchester.

Mister men

Jesus his wife was pregent at the time.:eek: Low down and dirty that.

Mitch Connor

very disappointed with rooney about this. thought he was a better guy than this, that he had matured, but seemingly he is still a bit stupid.

Haven't read the stories in the parpers, but have heard about them - can anyone tell me if a time line has been given? I know it was to have been going on in October, but did it go on for a while? Also, is there any suggestion that Coleen already knows, or knew a good bit before now?

I would like to think he has coped on to himself since he had his kid, but as i said - I don't know what the timelines are, or if he has previously fessed up to this - seemingly he did not try to get an injunction against the story.

applehunter

Mitch Connor wrote: »

very disappointed with rooney about this. thought he was a better guy than this, that he had matured, but seemingly he is still a bit stupid.

Have you got a penis?

Leiva

Alex ferguson organised an 80's themed party. Giggs arrived in a cavalier, scholes in a nova and Rooney decided to come in an escort !!!

curry-muff

Archimedes wrote: »

He should have taken the trucker approach. That is, always, ALWAYS kill the prostitute after you have sex with her. That way, nobody knows, and you get to keep your money. Win win.

Quite similar to the Grand Theft Auto approach :pac:

invinciblePRSTV

Mitch Connor wrote: »

very disappointed with rooney about this. thought he was a better guy than this, that he had matured, but seemingly he is still a bit stupid.

Haven't read the stories in the parpers, but have heard about them - can anyone tell me if a time line has been given? I know it was to have been going on in October, but did it go on for a while? Also, is there any suggestion that Coleen already knows, or knew a good bit before now?

I would like to think he has coped on to himself since he had his kid, but as i said - I don't know what the timelines are, or if he has previously fessed up to this - seemingly he did not try to get an injunction against the story.

Why are you disappointed with Rooney, are you a relative or friend of his? why do you want to know in detail aspects of his personal life? it's none of your business.

Chucky the tree

The mirror story is clearly bull**** and it quotes a friend and never her. Stories don't match at all.

Sunday Mirror wrote:

A friend of Jennifer’s said last night: “She couldn’t believe it the first time he booked her. He used a different name so she didn’t know who he really was until she knocked on the hotel room door and he opened it.

News of the World article...

Jenny told how she first met Rooney, 24, in June last year at the Manchester 235 Casino where he was drinking with relatives and team-mate Rio Ferdinand. A week later Rooney met the girls at the famed five-star Lowry hotel. "My friend and I made an effort," said Jenny.

"We both wore identical black lacy bra-and-brief sets specially bought from La Senza.

"Wayne told us he'd never had a threesome before. He was shy and awkward - and me and my friend were left to do all the work.

ilovelamp2000

Ugly rich bloke in paying for sex shocker !

Poor Rooney though, usually the girl comes out and says so and so was insatiable and a real animal in the sack. For Wayne she says:

Wayne was actually quite boring in bed

I know a lot of people call him Shrek but he's actually not that ugly when you're sat in front of him.

newballsplease

Rosco1982 wrote: »

Ugly rich bloke in paying for sex shocker !

Poor Rooney though, usually the girl comes out and says so and so was insatiable and a real animal in the sack. For Wayne she says:

FAIL

Leiva

newballsplease wrote: »

FAIL

I concur .

ilovelamp2000

I think the people with IQ's in double and treble figures will understand.

citytillidie

At least he has moved on from the Granny's

newballsplease

Rosco1982 wrote: »

I think the people with IQ's in double and treble figures will understand.

YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE PEOPLE SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR HIM BECUASE SHE SAID SUCH AND SUCH!:rolleyes:

ilovelamp2000

newballsplease wrote: »

YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE PEOPLE SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR HIM BECUASE SHE SAID SUCH AND SUCH!:rolleyes:

Well I'm laughing at his serious lack of sexual prowess, I'd imagine others are too. That's why I feel a bit sorry for him.

Chucky the tree

Rosco1982 wrote: »

Well I'm laughing at his serious lack of sexual prowess, I'd imagine others are too. That's why I feel a bit sorry for him.

I'd would have thought most guys wouldn't really want to spend much time thinking about other guys sexual prowess actually.

Dave147

Looks like Coleen's get out clause tbh, imagine having him grunting on top of you :P

She's not bad but how could you do the dirt on Alex Curran, mint isn't even the word.

Mr Alan

Alex Curran is ****in munter. I wouldn't ride her into battle.

newballsplease

Mr Alan wrote: »

Alex Curran is ****in munter. I wouldn't ride her into battle.

I def would! dirty bitch!

jesus_thats_gre

Dave147 wrote: »

Looks like Coleen's get out clause tbh, imagine having him grunting on top of you :P

Which footballer would you like to be on top of you, grunting?

Mr Alan

jesus_thats_gre wrote: »

Which footballer would you like to be on top of you, grunting?

TORRES!

GLaDOS

jesus_thats_gre wrote: »

Which footballer would you like to be on top of you, grunting?

Papa Bouba Diop :pac:

nullzero

Archimedes wrote: »

He should have taken the trucker approach. That is, always, ALWAYS kill the prostitute after you have sex with her. That way, nobody knows, and you get to keep your money. Win win.

Isn't that the Grand Theft Auto method?

The Ronaldo "f***king w***ker" line show's how fvcked up the timeline is on that story.
Seems like a load of BS really.
Hopelfully it doesn't affect his form for United negatively, that's the only interest I'd have in this.

elius

Does this mean coleen's on the market if i wasn't engaged id have to hit her up with a text :pac::pac::pac::pac:

The_B_Man

I wonder will fergie ship him out in January now!!

elius

The_B_Man wrote: »

I wonder will fergie ship him out in January now!!

No shore it never bothered him when cole and yorke had the spit roasting session :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::cool:

Thought all joking aside his misses is a cracker. Id say she knows already prop taking advice off terri poole and mrs cole...

curry-muff

jesus_thats_gre wrote: »

Which footballer would you like to be on top of you, grunting?

Berbatov FTW!!!

Dr.Winston O'Boogie

elius wrote: »

No shore it never bothered him when cole and yorke had the spit roasting session :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::cool:

Thought all joking aside his misses is a cracker. Id say she knows already prop taking advice off terri poole and mrs cole...

I wouldn't call her a cracker myself, she's just an average looking bird who has come into money and so looks far better as a result.

If she was working in Tescos in Liverpool you wouldn't look twice!

elius

niallo24 wrote: »

I wouldn't call her a cracker myself, she's just an average looking bird who has come into money and so looks far better as a result.

If she was working in Tescos in Liverpool you wouldn't look twice!

I think she's cracking. Into the girl next door looks myself!!:cool:

davyjose

Mister men wrote: »

Jesus his wife was pregent at the time.:eek: Low down and dirty that.

Aw man, Rooney's kid is a week older than mine. I can't imagine myself banging some munter while my missus was heavily pregnant.

Scumbag. I adored Rooney ... no wait, i adored Cantona, cos I was a kid. I liked Rooney, but more and more I found myself questioning my admiration of these overpaid divas. I love the game, but I can't bear watching 22 overpaid knackers on a pitch these days. Bullet in the head; final straw.

Mister men

davyjose wrote: »

Aw man, Rooney's kid is a week older than mine. I can't imagine myself banging some munter while my missus was heavily pregnant.

Scumbag. I adored Rooney ... no wait, i adored Cantona, cos I was a kid. I liked Rooney, but more and more I found myself questioning my admiration of these overpaid divas. I love the game, but I can't bear watching 22 overpaid knackers on a pitch these days. Bullet in the head; final straw.

Seems to be the way of things nowadays does'nt it. Shame.

Reganio 2

Do you really think it didn't happen back in the day? Its just more noticeable now as their is more money and this celebrity gossip business. Look at George Best, he was doing this back when the media didn't really care, do you really think at the time he was the only one doing it? I highly highly doubt it.

I dont see the big deal anyway, you give someone loads of money, take them away from their girlfriends/wives and add in that they are never the smartest people in the world and they have girls throwing themselves at them everytime they go out. It all adds up and inevitably a lot will cheat.

The Rooster

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Read the thread properly. I was replying to the poster before me who suggested that his form has been affected for 18 games now.

What the hell are you on about??

As I said already, its not the cheating that affects the form, its the getting caught. And Wayne has known for a good while that this has been coming.