Wayne Rooney

Mister men · 07-09-2010 7:48am

Mrmoe wrote: »

I think this is blown way out of proportion. For all we know he could have had an arrangement with his wife to visit an escort.

What 14 times :eek: That's arrangement.

The Rooster · 07-09-2010 8:04am

niallo27 wrote: »

1k is only 1% of his weekly wage, i'd hate to see the bird id get for 1% of my weekly wage

Take your pick niallo

Mitch Connor · 07-09-2010 8:06am

The Rooster wrote: »

Take your pick niallo

ugh...

i want to 'thank' that post for the biting nature, but fear people would read it as me 'liking' the content of the photo, so instead i will say 'kudos on the burn'.
bagsy the one on the right....

aidan24326 · 07-09-2010 12:53pm

Mrmoe wrote: »

I think this is blown way out of proportion. For all we know he could have had an arrangement with his wife to visit an escort.

You're clutching at straws now Mrmoe, clutching at straws!

While what you are suggesting is not completely unheard of, I think it's more than a bit unlikely that Colleen gave him her blessing for multiple escort visits while she was pregnant with their child.

RasTa · 07-09-2010 1:46pm

The best take on the matter

MANCHESTER United fans were celebrating last night after Wayne Rooney ended a six year prostitute revelation drought.

The striker was back to his best after a series of spectacular £1200-a-night intercourse sessions with a money-grubbing tart who was obviously going to tell the News of the World the moment he crawled back into his childish car.

It is the England star's first competitive sex scandal since pumping some fat old skank in the changing room of a Merseyside shell suit boutique in 2004.

Manager Sir Alex Ferguson said: "A lot of people will say that a player of Wayne's extreme wealth and intense stupidity should be bedding greasy whores week in-week out.

"I think even Wayne would accept that they have a point, but the fact that this lad was able to do it while his wife was pregnant is genuinely world class."

Fabio Capello has also welcomed Rooney's return to whore-mongering form.

The England manager said: "The low point was in South Africa, after the Germany game, when Wayne attempted a reverse Dutch Steamboat with a local hooker and ended up fracturing his wrist, losing the remote control and scaring the sweet bejesus out of Peter Crouch.

"For a player of his abilities this was basic sex trade and I worried he'd have to hang up his Travelodge loyalty card for good. But that one in the papers? I would beat you to death with Clive Tyldesley's just to watch her clean the bathroom."

Adulterologist Dr Emma Bradford said it was still unclear how Rooney's wife Coleen would react but it would almost certainly involve a shameless amount of money, the repeated use of the words 'RAT' and 'TEARS' in massive capital letters and then some more money.

She added: "It's such a tragedy because they have been together since Wayne was thinking about having sex with prostitutes as a 14 year-old boy.

"But unfortunately this is the guaranteed outcome when you hitch your wagon to an arse-faced millionaire with the brain of a stuffed gibbon."

Meanwhile some England fans stressed the exposé had once again forced them to imagine what Rooney's orgasm face might look like.

Wayne Hayes, from Hatfield, said: "I reckon it's like an angry, sunburnt tortoise that's just stubbed its toe."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/rooney-ends-prostitute-drought-201009063065/

the_monkey · 07-09-2010 2:08pm

Lock this thread , please ... doesn-t belong in the soccer forum.

Reganio 2 · 07-09-2010 2:12pm

No need to shout.

Paul Tergat · 07-09-2010 2:15pm

Reganio 2 wrote: »

No need to shout.

youll-have-to-speak-up-im-wearing-a-towel-69896.jpg?1181218901

But I agree with what's being said. Gossip can be had in Celeb or wherever.

Mister men · 07-09-2010 2:18pm

the_monkey wrote: »

Lock this thread , please ... doesn-t belong in the soccer forum.

Rooney is a soccer player.

Frisbee · 07-09-2010 2:19pm

the_monkey wrote: »

Lock this thread , please ... doesn-t belong in the soccer forum.

p_larkin99 wrote: »

But I agree with what's being said. Gossip can be had in Celeb or wherever.

Don't read the thread then tbf.

greendom · 07-09-2010 2:20pm

Mister men wrote: »

Rooney is a soccer player.

Good point, if we adhered to that then we'd have to put all the soccer threads with financial matters into the economics forum.

And of course, if anyone wanted to discuss Stoke City, it would have to go into Rugby

Paul Tergat · 07-09-2010 2:26pm

Frisbee wrote: »

Don't read the thread then tbf.

Yeah true. I just read every thread on here outta habit though

Dr.Winston O'Boogie · 07-09-2010 3:28pm

I don't even really care myself and I started the bloody thread!!

In fairness it may have some relevance to his drop in form, so it is football related.

I think at this stage the papers should just let it go and let it be dealt with in the Rooney household*

*I realise the irony of this coming from the OP

Yakult · 07-09-2010 6:50pm

The Rooster wrote: »

Take your pick niallo

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/10650/original/Harpoons_ion_cannons.jpg?1250962899

ctrl-alt-delete · 07-09-2010 7:23pm

Rooney will be grand,

Sure he will just say it wasn't him, it was the other Wayne Rooney from the Powerade ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysODoxAvstM

Handsome Bob · 07-09-2010 7:46pm

Dave147 wrote: »

Looks like Coleen's get out clause tbh, imagine having him grunting on top of you :P

jesus_thats_gre wrote: »

Which footballer would you like to be on top of you, grunting?

Mr Alan wrote: »

TORRES!

Oh how I LOL'd. Putting the above in my sig if you don't mind lads.

deisedevil · 07-09-2010 7:59pm

Rooney just scored, looks like it's not affecting him.

kippy · 07-09-2010 8:23pm

deisedevil wrote: »

Rooney just scored, looks like it's not affecting him.

11/4 Rooney anytime scorer and an English win.
I hope PP get hammered on it.

davyjose · 07-09-2010 9:24pm

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

I wonder at some of you, I really do. He wasn't paying £1k for how she looks (she looks fine as it happens) or cast iron certainties of discreetness. He was paying £1k for no stress, no strings, on tap no holds barred sex.

How'd that work out for him then?

Handsome Bob · 08-09-2010 4:21pm

The Herald led with a headline today of "Colleen would be nothing without me, says Wayne". Read on and yep, these were actually the words of a "source close to Wayne". To round off the fine journalism, the "source" wasn't even referring to Colleen, moreso her family. Where would you get it lads.

Black Magician · 08-09-2010 4:31pm

Oh no a WR thread , even if its slandering him I cant stand it. Roll on for some proper footy headlines this weekend like Utd 0 The Club that made you 3

Nailz · 08-09-2010 4:39pm

Black Magician wrote: »

Oh no a WR thread , even if its slandering him I cant stand it. Roll on for some proper footy headlines this weekend like Utd 0 The Club that made you 3

Me f*ck.

parker kent · 08-09-2010 4:55pm

Interesting article that sums up the whole "scandal" pretty well.
http://blogs.soccernet.com/manchesterunited/archives/2010/09/new_of_the_world_cup.php

So, surprise surprise, Wayne Rooney can add his name to the list of men that have cheated on their wives. I have absolutely no doubt that this is none of my business. Yet this story is being waved in my face as if it is conclusive proof of this existence of God.
In no way can I condone the actions of Mr. Rooney etc., but this really is not of grand importance in terms of what happens at our football club. What is crucial to Manchester United isn't it the papers this week.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Wayne Rooney!
Wife Cheat!
Whisper, whisper, keep it quiet.
News of the World – Blight on society.

We live in a deeply flawed world if the newspaper responsible for the illegal phone-tapping of members of parliament and the royal family is allowed to blackmail the country’s best footballer in the year of a World Cup.
We’ll have a look at some facts about the Rooney story that are being skirted over. Firstly, whilst the alleged affair was taking place he was playing like a demon for the team. He has been in a dip of form for 6 months now, including an atrocious World Cup, and that period of time dovetails precisely with the period the News of the World were threatening to publish the story.

That’s right kids, the newspaper which is now subject to a parliamentary inquiry about phone taps was threatening the national side’s best player in World Cup year. Once again, I cannot defend the actions of Mr. Rooney. However, I suspect that if your marriage was under threat from hysterical national scrutiny through the media, you had just had your first young child and the nation had pinned his hopes upon your shoulders - you could be forgiven for having a tough day at the office.

Prior to the 2006 World Cup Sven Goran Eriksson was tricked and filmed into giving some fairly honest opinions on his squad by an English newspaper. Want to guess which one it was? Eriksson was booted firmly and politely out of the door.

It has emerged quietly this week that Murdoch newspapers have a worrying level of influence over Her Majesty’s Metropolitan Police. It has been reported that a Home Office inquiry into the police’s investigation would have ‘offended the Met’.
What? The Police would have been upset if the country’s newspapers were open to honest investigation of illegal activity?

That doesn’t sound right to me at all. Instead, the whole world is lining up to condemn Rooney, Terry et al for being terrible human beings. With no disrespect to the readers of this column I highly doubt any of you are free from sin. The difference is that our lives our not splashed across the newspapers adding to the totals of emotional misery in this imperfect world.
Who is being brought to account here? Andy Coulson’s career is in severe jeopardy, and he will soon join the annals of well-known scapegoats. Fabio Capello, a man with an impeccable management record is now being portrayed as a clown and Rooney a lecherous working-class beast. Rupert Murdoch reclines somewhere on a chaise-lounge and sips another cognac.

Meanwhile in Manchester, millions of pounds of fan’s money is being used to subsidise the debts of American businessmen. Meanwhile in Africa, people are starving to death by the minute.
Wayne Rooney! Wife Cheat!
Do me a bloody favour.

Black Magician · 08-09-2010 5:00pm

Nailz wrote: »

Me f*ck.

u think differently then? lol

Black Magician · 08-09-2010 5:01pm

parker kent wrote: »

Interesting article that sums up the whole "scandal" pretty well.

one word is needed to some it up........bollox

JP Liz V1 · 08-09-2010 5:07pm

As long as he keeps scoring for Man U he can score all he wants off the pitch with whom ever he likes - Colleen is an idiot if she stays with him but its up to her in the end

Nailz · 08-09-2010 5:10pm

Black Magician wrote: »

u think differently then? lol

Well done, MacGyver.

Black Magician · 08-09-2010 5:20pm

Nailz wrote: »

Well done, MacGyver.

No problem

Rooney came through and was developed by one of the best youth training facilities in England known as Finch Farm. He has obiviosuly developed from beeing at Utd......becoming an over self important moron.

Nailz · 08-09-2010 5:22pm

Black Magician wrote: »

No problem Rooney came through and was developed by one of the best youth training facilities in England known as Finch Farm. He has obiviosuly developed from beeing at Utd......becoming an over self important moron.

:rolleyes:

Whatever, you give Slayer fans a bad name.

Black Magician · 08-09-2010 5:24pm

Nailz wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Whatever, you give Slayer fans a bad name.

way to stay on topic, you defo are an Manarmchair fan

Nailz · 08-09-2010 5:28pm

Black Magician wrote: »

way to stay on topic, you defo are an Manarmchair fan

Show me your season ticket to whoever you support and I won't procede to take a dump on your face.

[Mods:] Jokey figure of speech.

Black Magician · 08-09-2010 5:35pm

Nailz wrote: »

Show me your season ticket to whoever you support and I won't procede to take a dump on your face.

[Mods:] Jokey figure of speech.

Dont have one, but I get to three games at least a season at Goodison. Are you really 12 years of age? you sound like 10 at least.

#15 · 08-09-2010 5:52pm

Black Magician wrote: »

No problem Rooney came through and was developed by one of the best youth training facilities in England known as Finch Farm. He has obiviosuly developed from beeing at Utd......becoming an over self important moron.

Come off it, Rooney joined Utd at 18 years of age. They've played a huge part in his development.

fryup · 08-09-2010 6:02pm

Ah sure look at he guy he's head to toe testosterone, I reckon he needs to get it off regularly.

MementoMori · 08-09-2010 6:44pm

shamlessly nicked from the Fiver.

love the barn door bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLaJzjj6uEY

parker kent · 08-09-2010 6:47pm

Black Magician wrote: »

one word is needed to some it up........bollox

Interesting to see what part of it you call "bollox". The News of the World generally act like scumbags so the article is not wrong there. Nor is it anybody else's business other than Colleen McLoughlin's what Wayne Rooney gets up to. He broke no laws, so I don't really care.

Has he acted like a scumbag? Yes. Is that important to me? No

Nailz · 08-09-2010 7:00pm

Black Magician wrote: »

Dont have one, but I get to three games at least a season at Goodison. Are you really 12 years of age? you sound like 10 at least.

Says the boy who thinks Everton will win 3-0. Cop on, son, I've got a season lodged safely in my wallet, using stupid generalisations like that just pisses me off & other United supporters here too.

And all that "Oh you like you 10" bull****, is just a copout way of arguing against a complete different point, I think you have to do some growing up to do pal. I'm finished with you.

Mister men · 08-09-2010 9:57pm

Not a very nice person is Wayne.

MUSEIST · 09-09-2010 3:49am

Can't believe this has its own thread. I swear footie fans like the gossip more than the actual football.

Can you imagine the outcry if John Terry had done this...........oh wait:rolleyes: