Dunphy or Hook - who would win in a fight

allanb49 · 06-09-2010 2:36pm #1

Ok, so just reading through the George Hook Cruise thread and saw that Dunphy had a bit of a gloat in his voice when reporting it.

So if the two auld scamps ever did square up who'd Win?

easyeason3 · 06-09-2010 2:38pm

Hook would win. He could just sit on Dunphy, end of fight.

abouttobebanned · 06-09-2010 2:38pm

Is this what it's come to?

Nozebleed · 06-09-2010 2:39pm

hopefully both would die.

Quandary · 06-09-2010 2:43pm

allanb49 wrote: »

Ok, so just reading through the George Hook Cruise thread and saw that Dunphy had a bit of a gloat in his voice when reporting it.

So if the two auld scamps ever did square up who'd Win?

Society

bonerm · 06-09-2010 2:46pm

Is Hook tall and fat or just fat? If he's a small enough fella then I reckon Dunphy could take him in a scrap.

chin_grin · 06-09-2010 2:47pm

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Is this what it's come to?

Nah, next one is Harney vs That-big-thing-in-Akira.

SlickRic · 06-09-2010 2:47pm

bonerm wrote: »

Is Hook tall and fat or just fat?

he's a fairly tall f*cker; well over six foot.

he'd annihilate Dunphy, plain and simple.

kfallon · 06-09-2010 2:49pm

Who gives a flying fook, if the fight was on out my back garden I'd close the curtains!

BeeDI · 06-09-2010 2:49pm

SlickRic wrote: »

he's a fairly tall f*cker; well over six foot.

he'd annihilate Dunphy, plain and simple.

If he is as good to fight as he is to talk sh.ite, he would take some beating:eek:

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 2:54pm

Hook

Dunphy I think would be more ruthless. He's from Drumcondra and Hook is a private school C4 type.

Dravokivich · 06-09-2010 2:55pm

Google fight says Hook...

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=George+Hook&word2=Eamonn+Dunphy

Ush1 wrote: »

Dunphy I think would be more ruthless. He's from Drumcondra and Hook is a private school C4 type.

Er... Drumcondra is a lot more classy then Cawrk... and even then... Hook is from a shíthole in a shíthole...

allanb49 · 06-09-2010 2:55pm

Hook

Dunphy drunken fighter though, might be able to hold out against hook

Aidric · 06-09-2010 2:55pm

Ush1 wrote: »

Dunphy I think would be more ruthless. He's from Drumcondra and Hook is a private school C4 type.

What's a C4 type?

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 2:57pm

Hook

Aidric wrote: »

What's a C4 type?

Like D4 only Cork.

Opinicus · 06-09-2010 2:58pm

inb4 inevitable "Right Hook" reference

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 3:01pm

Hook

Dravokivich wrote: »

Google fight says Hook...

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=George+Hook&word2=Eamonn+Dunphy

Er... Drumcondra is a lot more classy then Cawrk... and even then... Hook is from a shíthole in a shíthole...

The whole of the county of Cork??

Hook went to a private fee paying Rugby school.

hobochris · 06-09-2010 3:08pm

Id say hook, given Dunphy's background is in football and Hooks is in rugby (where you take and give out a few smacks without crying about it).

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 3:10pm

Hook

hobochris wrote: »

Id say hook, given Dunphy's background is in football and Hooks is in rugby (where you take and give out a few smacks without crying about it).

Football was a bit different in Dunphys day. You defo could give out a few smacks.

Noopti · 06-09-2010 3:10pm

Hook - he is a big fecker.

Dravokivich · 06-09-2010 3:10pm

Ush1 wrote: »

The whole of the county of Cork??

Hook went to a private fee paying Rugby school.

He's from a squalid area referred to as Jewtown... basically... the same as the Liberties and Smithfield used to be...

Also that fee paying private school... was paid by his dad working 2 jobs... and his mother making arrangments so it can be paid off in installments as opposed to lump fees...

Wolfe Tone · 06-09-2010 3:11pm

Hook

Dunphy through pure self righteousness.

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 3:20pm

Hook

Dravokivich wrote: »

He's from a squalid area referred to as Jewtown... basically... the same as the Liberties and Smithfield used to be...

Also that fee paying private school... was paid by his dad working 2 jobs... and his mother making arrangments so it can be paid off in installments as opposed to lump fees...

I heard about it when he was being interviewed by a psychologist.

So the fact remains he went to a private school while Dunphy went to a non private national school.

Dravokivich · 06-09-2010 3:24pm

Ush1 wrote: »

I heard about it when he was being interviewed by a psychologist.

So the fact remains he went to a private school while Dunphy went to a non private national school.

I don't see how that would be a factor here...

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 3:30pm

Hook

Dravokivich wrote: »

I don't see how that would be a factor here...

I think going to a private school would be seen as more of a privilege then a non fee paying. Hence, my original point of Dunphy coming from a less privileged background.

Pherekydes · 06-09-2010 3:33pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

Er... Drumcondra is a lot more classy then Cawrk

LOL, I've heard it all now.

Ancient ex-rugby player would pulverise much younger in-shape soccer player, and Dunphy isn't even that.

Dravokivich · 06-09-2010 3:35pm

Ush1 wrote: »

I think going to a private school would be seen as more of a privilege then a non fee paying. Hence, my original point of Dunphy coming from a less privileged background.

I just explained that Hook wasn't from a privileged background...

:rolleyes:

Noopti · 06-09-2010 3:36pm

Ush1 wrote: »

I think going to a private school would be seen as more of a privilege then a non fee paying. Hence, my original point of Dunphy coming from a less privileged background.

...and that would affect a fight between them how?

Kiwi_knock · 06-09-2010 3:36pm

It would be quite even until Hook whipped out the Sky plus box and battered Dunphy to death

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 3:40pm

Hook

Dravokivich wrote: »

I just explained that Hook wasn't from a privileged background...

:rolleyes:

No.

You just explained how he is from a more privileged background, via the cost of his schools, than Dunphy.:rolleyes:

Banned Account · 06-09-2010 3:42pm

Ush1 wrote: »

No.

You just explained how he is from a more privileged background, via the cost of his schools, than Dunphy.:rolleyes:

Jebus Christ - only in AH could people get into a heated debate based on a completely fantastical situation.

It's academic - neither would ever admit to having been beaten so absent a fight to the death, this could never be resolved.

bonkers · 06-09-2010 3:43pm

once hook hears this, popey and mcgurk will get involved and with the dunph getting bacardi giles and okey doke bill interested.. its a sky box office event in the making

Noopti · 06-09-2010 3:44pm

Ush1 wrote: »

No.

You just explained how he is from a more privileged background, via the cost of his schools, than Dunphy.:rolleyes:

I see your :rolleyes: and raise you :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 3:44pm

Hook

Noopti wrote: »

...and that would affect a fight between them how?

Well what type of fight are you on about?

If it's outside a pub my moneys on Dunphy. With regards to where they're from, you get in a fight with someone from a private school or someone who isn't, who's more likely to, oh I don't know, stab you to death?

Dravokivich · 06-09-2010 3:44pm

Ush1 wrote: »

No.

You just explained how he is from a more privileged background, via the cost of his schools, than Dunphy.:rolleyes:

"privileged background" would refer to an easy upbringing...

He didn't have 1...

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 3:46pm

Hook

Dravokivich wrote: »

"privileged background" would refer to an easy upbringing...

He didn't have 1...

He clearly did have some level of privilege if he went to a fee paying school, despite how it was paid for! It wasn't him paying!! FFS...

Pherekydes · 06-09-2010 3:52pm

Ush1 wrote: »

Well what type of fight are you on about?

Mano a mano, no weapons.

If it's outside a pub my moneys on Dunphy.

Dunphy would be too drunk to throw a punch.

With regards to where they're from, you get in a fight with someone from a private school or someone who isn't, who's more likely to, oh I don't know, stab you to death?

You get stabbed by the public school kid, but only for looking crossways at his moh.

You get kicked in the head by the private school kid, but only for scoring the winning try against his school last Thursday.

allanb49 · 06-09-2010 3:56pm

Hook

Yeah but he'd also be too drunk to know when to stop, and could dance rings around hook

- Think of the life of brian scene with the slave and gladiator, hook always looks like he's about to go into cardiac arrest

Ush1 · 06-09-2010 4:02pm

Hook

Plus Dunphy likes to get coked up, plenty of energy.

fonecrusher1 · 06-09-2010 4:25pm

Dunphy is a scrawny little thing. Hook would probably knock him out cold with a well placed punch or if he landed on him dunphy would crumble like a dry leaf. There must be 3 or 4 stone difference between them. At least.

Only thing is dunphy probably fights scumbag style so who knows what he'd do in a fight.

Minstrel27 · 06-09-2010 4:49pm

Dunphy wouldn't stand a chance against Hook. George Hook would be like a giant against him.

PeterIanStaker · 06-09-2010 4:54pm

Hook

The fight would probably be pay per view so nobody would watch it.

Gordon Gecko · 06-09-2010 4:58pm

Ush1 wrote: »

Dunphy I think would be more ruthless. He's from Drumcondra and Hook is a private school C4 type.

True Dunphy is from Drumcondra but even the best places in Cork are still as bad as DNS. Hooky would be just as good for a low blow or a bite as Dunphy.

Pherekydes · 06-09-2010 5:00pm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Dunphy is a scrawny little thing. Hook would probably knock him out cold with a well placed punch or if he landed on him dunphy would crumble like a dry leaf. There must be 3 or 4 stone difference between them. At least.

Only thing is dunphy probably fights scumbag style so who knows what he'd do in a fight.

Hook, Wood and Galwey

Keith Wood is 6', Mick Galwey is 6'4". Hook must be 6'3" or 6'4", at least. And he's really heavy-set.

Dunphy is much shorter and lighter built. There must be 8 stone difference. Dunphy's only chance is to run away.

Mrmoe · 06-09-2010 5:38pm

I would have to invoke Fight club rules, the skinny scrawny guy always wins.

Jimmyboss · 06-09-2010 8:00pm

Hook

We're famous!!!!!!
http://www.balls.ie/2010/09/06/george-hook-cruise-cancelled-dunphy-laughs-it-up/

Agricola · 06-09-2010 8:22pm

Hook

I think in a fair fight, Hook would win easily. But Dunphy would just pull a knife and gut Hookie like a fat fish.

triseke · 06-09-2010 8:23pm

haha, just saw the other site

orourkeda · 06-09-2010 8:25pm

I reckon Mary Wilson would batter both of them

allanb49 · 06-09-2010 8:26pm

Hook

Jimmyboss wrote: »

We're famous!!!!!!
http://www.balls.ie/2010/09/06/george-hook-cruise-cancelled-dunphy-laughs-it-up/

Next the news or Dunphy's/Hooks show, what are the chances of it getting on one of there's or if it's mentioned at the match tomorrow?

Paparazzo · 06-09-2010 8:41pm

Pherekydes wrote: »

Hook, Wood and Galwey

Keith Wood is 6', Mick Galwey is 6'4". Hook must be 6'3" or 6'4", at least. And he's really heavy-set.

Dunphy is much shorter and lighter built. There must be 8 stone difference. Dunphy's only chance is to run away.

My mate saw Hook in the airport and said he was massive. I texted in and asked him how tall he was, think he said 6'4"!
Well built too, dunphy doesn't have a hope!

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