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A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast.

“Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps?

A slice of toast?

Grapefruit and coffee to follow?” she asks.

He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says.

“It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At lunchtime, she again asks if he would like something

“How about a bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins, or maybe a cheese sandwich?” she inquires.

He declines. “Nope, it’s this Viagra,” he says,

“It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

She’ll go to the store and buy him some food.

Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie?

Maybe he’d like a pizza micro waved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take
a couple of minutes?

He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says.

“It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

“Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving.”

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Apparently, Alex Ferguson had an 80's themed party for his Man Utd players last night.

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