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The object to your left is now your weapon!

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  • 10-09-2010 3:12pm
    #1
    jayok77
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭


    Just saw this thought provoking image attached!

    I got an A4 pad, a stapler and a foam Ozzie rules football! [Gulp] Maybe if I throw the ball in the air to distract them and then quickly staple a page to their forehead I would have a chance to escape while they are blinded??? ... OK, OK... its a weak plan but what else could I do?? I like my brains, I don't wanna share!!
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    #2
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    The sofa cushion, or at a stretch the living room door.

    Guess I'm boned.


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    #3
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    The corner of my computer screen.


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    #4
    StompToWork
    Registered Users Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    Mines a stapler, an iPhone and a printed out project plan for 802.1x implimentation.


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    #5
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    It's everything I own,

    In a box ...


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    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    I've a tennis ball, a wasted light bulb and ear phones...


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    #7
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    It's everything I own,

    In a box ...


    To the left, to the left...


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    bigwormbundoran
    Registered Users Posts: 565 ✭✭✭bigwormbundoran


    Electric guitar, a 10 watt amp and a stack of books

    The guitar is one solid mudda funker so i should be sound for a while. YESH!


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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    For fúck sake, more threads recycled from 4chan, get an origional idea ffs.


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    #10
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    To the left, to the left...

    \0/ woohoo - someone got it!

    Cheers Easy;)




    Edit : Bet ye'll all be singing it for the rest of the day Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha


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    #11
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    A USB flash drive, could be used as a shank. :)


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    #12
    Des Carter
    Registered Users Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Des Carter


    Iv a bed, a camera and a cup.

    2 zombies 1 cup - the next internet sensation?????


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    #13
    finipops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭finipops


    Well i ain't gonna do much damage with a wall socket now am i?:p


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    #14
    _feedback_
    Registered Users Posts: 4,269 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    God help the zombie that comes across me and my calculator.


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    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    The razor-sharp creases on my trousers.


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    #16
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    A sheet of A4, a banana and a half empty bottle of water...


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    #17
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    This or this. Not exactly what I'd call weaponry. I'd feel like a right mug with them. And they wouldn't exactly light the way of hope.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    FearDark wrote: »
    For fúck sake, more threads recycled from 4chan, get an origional idea ffs.
    Well then stay on 4chan, or come up with an original thread of your own.

    A pint glass, two screwdrivers, a bottle of surgical spirits and a couple of lighters.
    Fire and stabbing.


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    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    A woman, she did judo when she was a kid so I feel pretty safe.


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    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Terry wrote: »
    A pint glass, two screwdrivers, a bottle of surgical spirits and a couple of lighters.
    Fire and stabbing.

    I won't even dare to ask where the fúck you are but I really hope I don't wander in there after too many beers tonight:eek:


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    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    elviscostello wrote: »
    God help the zombie that comes across me and my calculator.


    Kinky.


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    #22
    R0ot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    A toy model of Master Chief, a half bottle of coke or at a push my Desktop computer


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    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    A bottle filled with coins, my iPad and a phone charger....


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    #24
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    A zippo lighter and a load of cans of deodrant..fúcking hell, I got lucky.


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    #25
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,814 ✭✭✭phill106


    A can of raid fly and wasp killer, a roll of sticky tape, carkeys, post its and an a4 pad and 2 sets of earphones.
    The car keys have a pager alarm thing, so perhaps i could fashion some kind of flame thrower.
    Or a ring of fiery death as i swing the flaming can around my head by the tied together earphones.


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    #26
    -Trek-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭-Trek-


    A banana skin that I could throw and maybe cause them to slip???

    ah sh!t I'm so screwed.


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    #27
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Trekmad wrote: »
    A banana skin that I could throw and maybe cause them to slip???

    ah sh!t I'm so screwed.

    Me too...I want to be where Terry is when the zombies arrive...


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    #28
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    about 70 metres of 2-pair internal telephone cable.


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I'm fúcked... I've got a post it to my left...


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    #30
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users Posts: 19,854 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    Scissors, screwdriver, pens, paper clips, sharpener, Tipp ex, permanent markers, ruler and......a guillotine.

    Here's what I'll do to a zombie:

    Hand them the scissors and screwdriver, clasp his nipples with the paper clips, pour the Tipp Ex on his head, write all over him in different colours, smack him across the face with the ruler, then break the blade/handle off the guillotine and chop his head off :D


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    #31
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Funnily enough it's actually a copy of Survival of the Dead!


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