The object to your left is now your weapon!

hal9000

aww'yeah suck on my 500W industrial laser beam suckers! I knew working here would pay off one day :pac:

Bajingo

Phone, cup or hair dryer!
Bring it! :mad:

MazG

FTGFOP wrote: »

OK, right. You need to work fast.

Turn so tank is on your left. Get in the tank. Turn back around again. The tank is still on your left and your facing the zombies.

Now close the hatch and kick some zombie ass!

KnifeWRENCH

My housemate.

She gon' kick some zombie ass....

funkyjebus

tip ex?

artanevilla

finipops wrote: »

Well i ain't gonna do much damage with a wall socket now am i?:p

Stick a key in it.

buswankers

Mine's a blue pen, A4 Refill pad & a calculator...

Unless this zombie is fond of creative writing or maths me think's im zombiefood! although the refill pad is hardback...could try whackin him over the head with it.....

yeah no .... im dead!

brummytom

I've got a microphone stand, a banjo and aftershave/smelly stuff.

The microphone stand's long, so at least I could hold some of them off using that, I wonder what effect spraying the aftershave into their eyes would have? And my ridiculously heavy banjo weights about the same as a small child, it'd be perfect for some zombie whacking.

mailforkev

An Apple Magic Mouse and a big metal 2 TB LaCie hard drive. A clatter of that would give someone a good headache*.

*but possibly destroy all my precious files. What to do what to do...

Rylan

God dammit! All I have is this..

Tippex

Desk phone, Monitor, pens, iphone, ruler, random books, cd's, cd rack holder, animal cuddly toy, and my work colleague who will bore them to death with airplane tales.

piby

My modem! I'll use it to distract my enemies with internet porn while I make a hasty escape!

FreudianSlippers

A cushion, an empty bottle of Ketel One and a can of Diet Pepsi (which oddly enough in the US tastes EXACTLY like Diet Coke in Ireland... Diet Coke tastes like **** here ).

Postwhoring on holiday FTMFW!

EraseAndRewind

the cats food dish

Mrmoe

This thread needs McGyver.

orourkeda

a wall

PJTierney

2 USB Keys, an Acer PC Tower and a set of speakers from Argos.
Oh, and the mighty Bic pen.

mconigol

walkie-talkie, flame retardant overalls, a hardhat and an empty can of pussy

kylith

I have a phone, a set of keys, a cash register and its laser scanner and a price gun.

I suppose I could blind someone with the scanner before I carve them up with the keys, then drop a cash register on their head, while taking a video of it on my phone for da Youtubes.

Carlos_Ray

On the plus side my belt is to my left so thats a pretty decent weapon.On the down side, my pants are around my ankles and my hand is on my willy so I'll have to prioritise and quick.

Pookah

A pack of ciggies.

I can kill them with lung cancer.

SadieSue

A Linux penguin plush toy. I regret nothing!

Doyler92

When I opened that picture, my dad's head was right in line with the pointed finger.

Bucklesman

A chair which I can wield one-handed. I'll be surviving this lion-tamer style if I can find a whip of some sort.

TechnoPool

a phone or a glass

ShadowGal

my dog. that'll do me

Chuchoter

Very heavy laptop charger and plug! I'm saved!

MonkeyTennis

a chicken and musroom pie.. It says lattice on the packet. Its a pie. its a bit hot. That might help.

A racy brainrot

a camera, and a wall with postcards....

hhmmm ... blind him with the flash and give him paper cuts!!

cruiser178

mconigol wrote: »

walkie-talkie, flame retardant overalls, a hardhat and an empty can of pussy

Please,please enlighten me.

Two remotes stanly knife two sets of car keys and a box of fags..the smoking kind not an actual box of gay people.
Zombie's fooked.