Fat Men Last Longer in Bed

JupiterKid · 13-09-2010 3:08am #1

I thought you denizens of BGRH would be pleased to read this bit of news on the results of some research...apparently fat men last longer at sex.:D

FAT men last longer in bed, while lean gym jocks are prone to premature ejaculation, a new study has found.
The scientific research, from Erciyes University in Turkey, found that men with excess body fat develop more female sex hormones that influence their sexual performance.
Men with high fat levels were found to have higher levels of the female sex hormone oestradiol, which disrupts the chemical balance in their body, making them last longer during sex.
The survey’s results found fat men could last an average of 7.3 minutes during love making, while others only lasted 1.8 minutes.
To find the results, researchers spent a year recording the body mass index (BMI) of more than 100 patients referred for specialist treatment.

They compared these results with 100 other male patients who lasted longer during sex.
Results concluded that the men needing treatment for premature ejaculation had lower BMI scores, meaning they were fitter.
"We found that premature ejaculators were leaner," the report stated.

Link:
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/body-soul/fat-men-enjoy-longer-lasting-sex-scientific-research-show/story-e6frfou0-1225914453080#ixzz0yzU2Rn8l

Esel · 13-09-2010 3:54am

Maybe, but will the women under them last as well?

c montgomery · 13-09-2010 3:56am

That survey is flawed, i bet it was witten by a fat man who's just trying to get layed.

chughes · 13-09-2010 7:28am

So that tee-shirt logo was right all along -

"This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine !!!

here.from.day.1 · 13-09-2010 7:49am

Haha, good to see optimism is alive and well!

P.C. · 13-09-2010 7:49pm

Reminds me of this one:

A couple go to see a relationship councilor.

The councilor asks the woman why they are there, and she says:
'He suffers from premature ejeculation.'

So, the coucilor asks the man: 'Do you?'

The man says:
'No, I don't suffer, she does.'

Reg'stoy · 19-09-2010 9:55pm

If our rotund gentleman was indeed to last longer, would he now be infact burning calories and so exercising. This exercising or lasting longer would sadly lead to weight loss and so end up in a situation where our once sexual athlete now regains his hair trigger by virtue of his new slimmer waistline.

RacoonQueen · 21-09-2010 3:26pm

This is untrue. Trust me.

CiDeRmAn · 23-09-2010 9:13am

The only way that a fat bloke lasts longer in bed is if he has a heart attack, snuffs it and rigor sets in!
Sure, he'll sustain a stiffy for ages, but girls, sooner or later, that guy is going to decompose, and that mattress cost you a fortune, so think about it, ok?

Dub Ste · 23-09-2010 1:26pm

RacoonQueen wrote: »

This is untrue. Trust me.

Have we met ??:D:D

Don1 · 30-09-2010 8:46pm

Hmmm, I reckon its for other reasons;
1 stopping every so often to catch breath
2 stopping to let stitch subside
3 stopping to eat
4 extreme fatness = less likelyhood of a stunner being pulled = more likely to last.