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"The Origin of Specious Nonsense"

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    #3152
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    The Mad Hatter wrote: »
    The Prince of Lies is a twit?!
    ... so you believe that Satan exists!!!!
    ... so can I gently remind you that God also exists ... and wants to Save you.


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    #3153
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I think this thread is boring and should be locked
    ... anyway ... do you also believe in Satan???


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    #3154
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    J C wrote: »
    ... so you believe that he exists!!!!

    No. It is entirely acceptable to refer to traits of fictional characters.


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    #3155
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    The Mad Hatter wrote: »
    No. It is entirely acceptable to refer to traits of fictional characters.
    I would advise you not to deny him ... unless and until you are Saved ... and beyond his reach.
    ... and getting Saved is very simple indeed ... just say the following and really mean it "I repent of all my sins and I believe on the Lord Jesus Christ to save me and to fully atone for all my sins".


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    #3156
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    J C wrote: »
    I would advise you not to deny him ... unless and until you are Saved ... and beyond his reach.

    The "beyond his reach" part I've got covered


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    #3157
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Shure we all know that the ould god fella is a made up character from a book with many writers............
    His son,jaysus, liked nothing better than a good flogging and turning water into wine for a good session,he would still be alive if he had remembered what his safe word was on the cross.........


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    #3158
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    AhSureTisGrand wrote: »
    The "beyond his reach" part I've got covered
    How?? ... are you Saved??
    ... a pentagram only provides temporary protection.


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    #3159
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    Shure we all know that the ould god fella is a made up character from a book with many writers,
    His son,jaysus, liked nothing better than a good flogging and turning water into wine for a good session,he would still be alive if he could just remember his safe word on the cross.
    Jesus is alive ... and willing ... and able ... to save you ... if you just repent and ask Him.


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    #3160
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    It is written that..........he was........ able to see his ..........house from the .....cross.


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    #3161
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    It seems he cant .....play.......peek a boo...........anymore.


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    #3162
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    It is written that..........he was........ able to see his ..........house from the .....cross.
    ... and in His House there are many mansions ... and He has gone before us to prepare a place for us ...


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    #3163
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    It seems he cant .....play.......peek a boo...........anymore.
    Satan can 'play' ... only with the Unsaved!!!


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    #3164
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    J C wrote: »
    Jesus is alive ... and willing ... and able ... to save you ... if you just repent and ask Him.

    Fcuk him,


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    #3165
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    Fcuk him,
    So you believe that Jesus The Christ exists ... but you won't believe on Him????


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    #3166
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    J C wrote: »
    ... and in His House there are many mansions ... and He has gone before us to prepare a place for us ...

    Bad carpenters are always busy repairing their ****ty work, fire the clod.


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    #3167
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Tell me how he died for my sins again-that always makes me laugh.
    Omit no detail-i love to hear about the whippings(if you know what i mean, wink wink.)


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    #3168
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    Bad carpenters are always busy repairing their ****ty work, fire the clod.
    It is a hospitality issue ... and not a building one!!!
    The Mansions already exist ... Jesus has gone to prepare a reception to beat all receptions for us!!!


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    #3169
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    Tell me how he died for my sins again-that always makes me laugh.
    ... your mirth is somewhat premature ... you should wait until you are Saved before you start to laugh!!!


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    #3170
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    J C wrote: »
    How?? ... are you Saved??
    ... a pentagram only provide temporary protection.

    So you admit a pentagram DOES provide protection.


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    #3171
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    J C wrote: »
    How?? ... are you Saved??
    ... a pentagram only provide temporary protection.

    Jesus was about four feet tall. I could hit him and stay beyond his reach at all times


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    #3172
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    J C wrote: »
    It is a hospitality issue ... and not a building one!!!
    The Mansions already exist ... Jesus has gone to prepare a reception to beat all receptions for us!!!
    My bad-so he's a head waiter type of guy.


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    #3173
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    J C wrote: »
    ... your mirth is somewhat premature ... you should wait until you are Saved before you start to laugh!!!
    I can hide out in the pentagram.


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    #3174
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    So you admit a pentagram DOES provide protection.
    It provides the temporary illusion of protection.

    Are you a practicing Satanist?

    Satan will destroy you ... unless you go and get Saved.


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    #3175
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    J C wrote: »
    It provides the temporary illusion of protection.

    Are you a practicing Satanist?
    You're really grasping at straws now.


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    #3176
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    Really grasping at straws now,
    I asked a straight question.

    I am now pleading with you ... please go and get Saved immediately!!!


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    #3177
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Awww,how cute,hope you are on your knees,boy.


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    #3178
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    J C wrote: »
    I asked a straight question.

    I am now pleading with you ... please go and get Saved immediately!!!

    Okay then, I guess I'll just suspend my entire perception of reality so that I can believe in this stuff


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    #3179
    King Mob
    Registered Users Posts: 25,234 ✭✭✭✭King Mob


    Oh hey maybe a pentagram will work like cross on a vampire with JC

    Pentagram.png

    I invoke the power of our half-inflated dark lord.


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    #3180
    clever_name
    Registered Users Posts: 462 ✭✭clever_name


    J C wrote: »
    I asked a straight question.

    I am now pleading with you ... please go and get Saved immediately!!!


    J.C. be careful you are coming close to breaking character. Take a deep breath and get back into your act.


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    #3181
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    J C wrote: »
    I asked a straight question.

    I gave a crooked answer.

    I am now pleading with you ... please go and get Saved immediately!!!

    I likes it when you beg,:D
    Have you got a purty mouth.


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