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You must die

  • 13-09-2010 7:11pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭


    Yes! YOU!!!!!

    As executor of the will, I bagsy your bed. sNarah can have your tapedeck, Sarky can have your liqour cabinet, the other stuff can be split between Deki, wolf and the rest.

    All good? good!

    Next order of business?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Party time!

    \o/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    finaly i hated that you!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Yay! You can't have my laptop though. I want to be buried or cremated with it. I haven't decided yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    sorry, my bed is bequeathed to DB in the count, my tapedeck was always going to sNarah, and Sarky only drinks wine, so it wouldn't be much use to him.

    i hereby leave all my earthly and undead possessions to tCN, distributed among the Cuckoo's to ensure equal craziness ensues in my demise

    GO NUTS, GUYS :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    We are nuts, and Sarky only drinks fine whiskey.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Gold star for Fago!, who was paying attention.

    Mucky brown star for whiteman19. See me after class.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    \o/ attention from the teacher

    am i going to the special class?
    *slides fine whiskey across table* maybe this will convince you to do so ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    If you have any money or stocks bonds that sort of thing,I'll just take that and as i spend it I will think of you. Honest. I will.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    My worldly possessions go to Lust4Life.
    Funeral must be epic. Sarky must be priest and will do the birdy song by request.
    Fago will make sure I don't come back and must bury me face down woah ho ho that's what she said.
    Deki will be responsible for getting everyone drunk and snorting coke outta fat folds.

    No flowers but feel free to lather me in liquor.

    My chabinet is empty and my fridge is a health hazzard. Merry Christmas.


    Death is almost here. I'm like 24 foggin days away from bein 22 and I partied so hard this weekend that I'm still having nosebleeds. Hollacha boi, who loves ya


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I will wear my blackest heaviest veil. We will visit your grave when drunk and share our booze with you. Are you sure you want to die? You're really too young, I'd let someone else do it.:) Now I've made myself sad.:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sarky must be priest and will do the birdy song by request.

    Birdy song... OR BRODY SONG!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Yay! Tapedeck!

    Happy death sucker!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    Birdy song... OR BRODY SONG!?

    Hpjnpyvrikeaojgtpmdagp.jptmfm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Am I still getting the Tapedeck?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Getting it... IN THE FAYSE!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    That was uncalled for. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    justin_donthurtme.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Like a couple of Rory Calhouns!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Getting it... IN THE FAYSE!

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5kTKsLtFiDoejiO5bCuP3YpuBoOJu9jnfy--EDfzu0XguUuA&t=1&usg=__ePvHLAxtsv-HUHIOkSYVe0yg_5s=


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Fago! wrote: »
    Yes! YOU!!!!!

    As executor of the will, I bagsy your bed. sNarah can have your tapedeck, Sarky can have your liqour cabinet, the other stuff can be split between Deki, wolf and the rest.

    All good? good!

    Next order of business?

    I saved up all my monies and bought you a bed! You dont have to be deadin us all..:(..Sleep well.:)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Why a bed though?

    You should have bought him a radio transmitting mast, now that would have distracted him from deading us all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Put him in this..the pretty pink banky will distract him:D

    3189850691_b192af43bd.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    sNarah wrote: »
    That was uncalled for. :(

    But by 'it' I obviously meant my love.








    Giggedy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    But by 'it' I obviously meant my love.
    Giggedy.

    Well now, that changes everything!

    *hops over to the TarForum*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Put him in this..the pretty pink banky will distract him:D

    3189850691_b192af43bd.jpg

    gime gimme gimmme gimme gimme gimme GIMME!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Children......sooooo demanding *sigh*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Children......sooooo demanding *sigh*
    parents........so sighing *demands*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Anyone wanna adopt me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'll let you call me Daddy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Wincest!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    My worldly possessions go to Lust4Life.
    Funeral must be epic. Sarky must be priest and will do the birdy song by request.
    Fago will make sure I don't come back and must bury me face down woah ho ho that's what she said.
    Deki will be responsible for getting everyone drunk and snorting coke outta fat folds.

    No flowers but feel free to lather me in liquor.

    My chabinet is empty and my fridge is a health hazzard. Merry Christmas.


    Death is almost here. I'm like 24 foggin days away from bein 22 and I partied so hard this weekend that I'm still having nosebleeds. Hollacha boi, who loves ya


    **Sniff sniff** (wipes tears from eyes). That was beautiful!
    Well... except for the Fatfolds part! :eek:

    I get to hug everyone who comes to your funeral, don't I? Just think of the wallets I could pickpocket! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yes, give them a jovial ole slap on the back!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I shall meet you on the field of honor at midnight. Weapons will be provided.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Zombies???????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No thanks, I've already eaten.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Have a ginger then so?

    Ah, go on...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Ginger's have no souls. or toes. true story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    Fago! wrote: »
    Ginger's have no souls. or toes. true story.
    it's so hard for me to walk with no toes :(
    i don't care about the soul thingy, give me some toes! >.<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    sNarah wrote: »
    Have a ginger then so?

    Ah, go on...
    Ok...
    doggycolor8eb86d70tj7.jpg
    whiteman19 wrote: »
    it's so hard for me to walk with no toes :(
    i don't care about the soul thingy, give me some toes! >.<
    Here you are sir:
    05-fauxtoes.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    *sticks toes on*

    cheers Damo. i will now forward you to the FlirTar forum for spanking and chocolates


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Can I go and play in Tar too?


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