Would you like a threesome

Phobious · 13-09-2010 10:13pm #1

Hey everyone,

Just want to get a general and honest response from our heterosexual member.

Would you like to have a threesome. It doesnt matter what sex the other 2 people are.

Yes, no or "My GF will kill me for answering".

admiralofthefleet · 13-09-2010 10:14pm

yeah, where do i sign up

Phill Ewinn · 13-09-2010 10:14pm

How much?

AckwelFoley · 13-09-2010 10:15pm

Had one

Over rated... and i was sober

drunkmonkey · 13-09-2010 10:15pm

Snyper you dog! Sober, Jaysus!

admiralofthefleet · 13-09-2010 10:16pm

snyper wrote: »

Had one

Over rated... and i was sobre

were you, hombre

Links234 · 13-09-2010 10:16pm

hell no! awkward enough with one person :eek:

Random · 13-09-2010 10:17pm

It doesnt matter what sex the other 2 people are

yes it does

starbelgrade · 13-09-2010 10:18pm

Does sleeping with conjoined twins count?

Princess Peach · 13-09-2010 10:18pm

I have mixed feelings.

On one hand it sound very sexy!

But I'd be afraid of awkward moments, like one person being a better ride that an another and leading to one person being ignored. And my fear is that I would be that person.

And it would have to be with 3 single people, cause that kind of thing in a relationship spells bad news!

AckwelFoley · 13-09-2010 10:19pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

Does sleeping with conjoined twins count?

depends on where they are joined

ascanbe · 13-09-2010 10:19pm

Phobious wrote: »

Hey everyone,

Just want to get a general and honest response from our heterosexual member.

Would you like to have a threesome. It doesnt matter what sex the other 2 people are.

Yes, no or "My GF will kill me for answering".

There's only one heterosexual on boards?
Wonder who it is.

FreudianSlippers · 13-09-2010 10:21pm

snyper wrote: »

Had one

Over rated... and i was sober

Same here, way too much work

Pookah · 13-09-2010 10:21pm

I'd love to try one with a couple of girls and even offered my current squeeze a MMF threesome, if she'd reciprocate.

No touching the other bloke though. Only to give each other high fives when she's not looking.

drunkmonkey · 13-09-2010 10:23pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

were you, hombre

was I ever, sucking on a Leffe as we speak..

AckwelFoley · 13-09-2010 10:25pm

Pookah wrote: »

I'd love to try one with a couple of girls and even offered my current squeeze an MMF threesome if she'd reciprocate.

No touching the other bloke though. Only to give each other high fives when she's not looking.

There will only ever be one set of balls at my cockfest... to much risk of a wayward micky sliding in somewhere it shouldnt

AlmightyCushion · 13-09-2010 10:25pm

I've had a threesome. Well I say threesome, I really mean I just wanked myself off with my left and right hand.

starbelgrade · 13-09-2010 10:27pm

ascanbe wrote: »

There's only one heterosexual on boards?
Wonder who it is.

Me.

bonerm · 13-09-2010 10:27pm

Pookah wrote: »

I'd love to try one with a couple of girls and even offered my current squeeze an MMF threesome if she'd reciprocate.

No touching the other bloke though. Only to give each other high fives when she's not looking.

Didn't realise it even qualified as a 3some unless everybody was getting familar with each other?

PCPhoto · 13-09-2010 10:28pm

theres no orgy option ????

yes - I would like to experience a threesome - but have the cop on to know it would probably be a nightmare !

if it was MFM - I'd be concerned about my performance and if the other guy was bigger/better than me.

if it was FMF - I'd be concerned that the second woman would know how to please a woman better ....so I'd be concerned about my performance (if I have any role to play)

admiralofthefleet · 13-09-2010 10:28pm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I've had a threesome. Well I say threesome, I really mean I just wanked myself off with my left and right hand.

so you had a me-some and you should have sat on your left hand til it was numb so it would feel like someone else was doing it

Liber8or · 13-09-2010 10:28pm

Why stop at three?

Lux23 · 13-09-2010 10:28pm

They aren't all that, quite disappointing really.

Pookah · 13-09-2010 10:29pm

bonerm wrote: »

Didn't realise it even qualified as a 3some unless everybody was getting familar with each other?

Then mine will be one with limited participation.

Not something I hanker after but it was only fair to offer if I want a MFF threesome.

AckwelFoley · 13-09-2010 10:30pm

PCPhoto wrote: »

(if I have any role to play)

Get the refreshments

bonerm · 13-09-2010 10:30pm

I'm open to all the 3some combinations (MFF , FMF and FFM).

Dyr · 13-09-2010 10:33pm

It does'nt matter what sex the other two are? ehh..if you're heterosexual it does..I ain't having a threesome with two other blokes :mad:

Phobious · 13-09-2010 10:35pm

Well Basically my ex girl friend says Im weird cos I want one and my life of mountain biking computer games and porn is outlandish!

AckwelFoley · 13-09-2010 10:36pm

bonerm wrote: »

I'm open to all the 3some combinations (MFF , FMF and FFM).

MMM?

Princess Peach · 13-09-2010 10:36pm

If I was to have one with 2 guys, they would have to be together! Cause its no fun for me otherwise (except that I'd be with 2 guys at the same time.) That would be so hot!

PCPhoto · 13-09-2010 10:37pm

Bambi wrote: »

It does'nt matter what sex the other two are? ehh..if you're heterosexual it does..I ain't having a threesome with two other blokes :mad:

close your eyes and think of naked ladies !!

apparently in mountjoy - it doesn't make you gay if you are giving it - but looking at a porn mag resting on his back !!

PCPhoto · 13-09-2010 10:38pm

snyper wrote: »

Get the refreshments

towel to wipe the sweat off

Princess Peach · 13-09-2010 10:39pm

So if your a guy in a threesome with another guy, ye don't want to touch the other guy at all right?

If a guy was in a threesome with 2 girls, would he find it acceptable if the 2 girls don't touch each other?

admiralofthefleet · 13-09-2010 10:40pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

So if your a guy in a threesome with another guy, ye don't want to touch the other guy at all right?

If a guy was in a threesome with 2 girls, would he find it acceptable if the 2 girls don't touch each other?

keep talking

ballsymchugh · 13-09-2010 10:40pm

as ardal o'hanlon so eloquently put it, after a while you'd be lying there just thinking 'i wish there was another girl here'

to clean the place up a bit and get some toast.

Pookah · 13-09-2010 10:40pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

So if your a guy in a threesome with another guy, ye don't want to touch the other guy at all right?

If a guy was in a threesome with 2 girls, would he find it acceptable if the 2 girls don't touch each other?

It's different for girls.

bonerm · 13-09-2010 10:42pm

Pookah wrote: »

It's different for girls.

I believe Prof. Joe Jackson once made that very point.

Princess Peach · 13-09-2010 10:42pm

Pookah wrote: »

It's different for girls.

HOW????

I hate men. I just have an all girl threesome

admiralofthefleet · 13-09-2010 10:43pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

HOW????

I hate men. I just have an all girl threesome

you keep talking as well

starbelgrade · 13-09-2010 10:43pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

If I was to have one with 2 guys, they would have to be together! Cause its no fun for me otherwise (except that I'd be with 2 guys at the same time.) That would be so hot!

Fire up the BBQ, it's time for a SPIT ROAST!!

stepbar · 13-09-2010 10:43pm

snyper wrote: »

Had one

Over rated... and i was sober

Sex dolls don't count......

Pookah · 13-09-2010 10:43pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

HOW????

I'm only messing.

I hate men. I just have an all girl threesome

Pics etc.

FreudianSlippers · 13-09-2010 10:43pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

HOW????

I hate men. I just have an all girl threesome

Selling tickets?

AckwelFoley · 13-09-2010 10:44pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

So if your a guy in a threesome with another guy, ye don't want to touch the other guy at all right?

If a guy was in a threesome with 2 girls, would he find it acceptable if the 2 girls don't touch each other?

Well, in my instance thats how it started.. i was walking to the toilet and the bedroom was open and the two ladies were tearng the fannies out of ech other... "hellooo ladies, can i be of some assistance?"

Apparently as it happened - i was.

Mr. Loverman · 13-09-2010 10:45pm

I've had one before (two girls). Genuinely no where near as good as you would think it would be. In fact, a two-some is better.

Princess Peach · 13-09-2010 10:46pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

Fire up the BBQ, it's time for a SPIT ROAST!!

I don't think I want to know what this is

snyper wrote: »

Well, in my instance thats how it started.. i was walking to the toilet and the bedroom was open and the two ladies were tearng the fannies out of ech other... "hellooo ladies, can i be of some assistance?"

Apparently as it happened - i was.

Def the LEAST romantic thing I have ever heard

FreudianSlippers · 13-09-2010 10:46pm

This thread is just making me want to have one now... feck.

2 ladies needed now! lol

AckwelFoley · 13-09-2010 10:47pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

I don't think I want to know what this is

Def the LEAST romantic thing I have ever heard

Theres no romance in a 3 way honey

AckwelFoley · 13-09-2010 10:48pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

I don't think I want to know what this is

one each end of you.

Princess Peach · 13-09-2010 10:48pm

OisinT wrote: »

This thread is just making me want to have one now... feck.

2 ladies needed now! lol

They're mine!

PCPhoto · 13-09-2010 10:48pm

snyper wrote: »

Theres no romance in a 3 way honey

unless one of the participants is named "romance"

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