Would you like a threesome

Princess Peach

snyper wrote: »

Theres no romance in a 3 way honey

There will be in my all girl one, soft tenderness all the way. Women know what women want

travis1976

"No touching the other bloke though. Only to give each other high fives when she's not looking"

So funny I nearly spilled my beer when I read it, and I never spill my beer...

Rented Mule

snyper wrote: »

Well, in my instance thats how it started.. i was walking to the toilet and the bedroom was open and the two ladies were tearng the fannies out of ech other... "hellooo ladies, can i be of some assistance?"

Apparently as it happened - i was.

...and you were dressed as a plumber or pizza delivery man ?

AckwelFoley

Princess Peach wrote: »

There will be in my all girl one, soft tenderness all the way. Women know what women want

Thats not romance. Thats just tender sex

Princess Peach

snyper wrote: »

Thats not romance. Thats just tender sex

I'd say your quite the catch

AckwelFoley

Rented Mule wrote: »

...and you were dressed as a plumber or pizza delivery man ?

Not quite, i was in my boxers watching UFC Downstairs

ascanbe

Mr. Loverman wrote: »

I've had one before (two girls). Genuinely no where near as good as you would think it would be. In fact, a two-some is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcWif3u4A0A

AckwelFoley

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'd say your quite the catch

I dont know, but i dont confuse what romance is

face1990

Phobious wrote: »

Just want to get a general and honest response from our heterosexual member.

Why only heterosexual?

Fine, I'll just keep my faggy opinion to myself then.

PCPhoto

Princess Peach wrote: »

There will be in my all girl one, soft tenderness all the way. Women know what women want

which is part of the reason a FFM threesome doesnt work .... a woman knows how to please a woman better than a man .... so kinda makes him slightly redundant in the whole thing (except refreshments and towels to wipe the sweat ....and maybe to take pics or operate the video camera.... snyper !!)

Sea Sharp

Threesome? Haha. I had a 17some with 16 beautiful Swedish bikini models.*




*May or may not have happened.

AckwelFoley

..after i finish my pilots licence, i'll soon have a 73 some

Reganio 2

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Threesome? Haha. I had a 17some with 16 beautiful Swedish bikini models.*




*May or may not have happened.

I watched that video too

I would be up for it as long as its not a devil's 3way.

Columbia

My (now ex) girlfriend offered me a threesome with her and her (hot, female) friend. I turned it down just in case she was like "I was only kidding! FFS!".

Yeah, I am monstrously stupid sometimes.

AckwelFoley

The whole "women know what women want" is not a reason to feel insecure as a guy in a threesome..


men know what men want.. that doesnt mean i want some dude sucking me off.. i'll take the fat ughy chick that didnt get picked for the vollyball team

Princess Peach

PCPhoto wrote: »

which is part of the reason a FFM threesome doesnt work .... a woman knows how to please a woman better than a man .... so kinda makes him slightly redundant in the whole thing (except refreshments and towels to wipe the sweat ....and maybe to take pics or operate the video camera.... snyper !!)

I have the fear that the other girl will be a better ride and I'll get kicked out!

magicianz

snyper wrote: »

MMM?

Terran scum


/nerd

flyton5

Maybe we could organise a few of them in the same vein as "Boards Beers"...just "Boards Threesomes"...pm people from "Know Your Nerds"...

Johro

Phobious wrote: »

Hey everyone,

Just want to get a general and honest response from our heterosexual member.

My head says no, my member says yes.

Keogg

My first answer would be yes... But on second thoughts, I know I'd only get greedy...:pac:

[ And if I did it'd be with the BF and a girl... and I'm a girl btw ]
I wonder how attractive that post must be to every man who reads it xD...

AckwelFoley

Keogg wrote: »

wonder how attractive that post must be to every man who reads it xD...[/SIZE]

depends on how attractive you are :pac:

Princess Peach

Keogg wrote: »

My first answer would be yes... But on second thoughts, I know I'd only get greedy...:pac:

[ And if I did it'd be with the BF and a girl... and I'm a girl btw ]
I wonder how attractive that post must be to every man who reads it xD...

Oh I'd absolutely never do it with a boyfriend. Now I am not at all the jealous type, but I'm sure I would feel kinda bad watching him with another girl, analysing every look, every touch, every sound!

I am a little bit crazy though.....

Phobious

I fell like threesomes are like the lotto, fun to think about but never gonna happen.

I dont think I would have a threesome if I had a GF would be to risky.

Keogg

snyper wrote: »

depends on how attractive you are :pac:

You're so smooth:p

I'm good enough looking too anyway:pac:

g5hn710m4xpdwy

Keogg wrote: »

My first answer would be yes... But on second thoughts, I know I'd only get greedy...:pac:

[ And if I did it'd be with the BF and a girl... and I'm a girl btw ]
I wonder how attractive that post must be to every man who reads it xD...

I think i'm going to let him know of this opportunity, if he hasn't read that already.

Princess Peach

I really thought my posts here would get me one PM

AckwelFoley

the yes count in the poll is at 69! lol

Phobious

Whats a 3 person 69? called? maybe 103.5?

Princess Peach

Phobious wrote: »

Whats a 3 person 69? called? maybe 103.5?

What is the third person doing??

Mint Sauce

just getting a twosome at the moment would be nice

AckwelFoley

Princess Peach wrote: »

What is the third person doing??

Waiting her turn?

Phobious

The 103.5!!!

Princess Peach

This thread has done nothing but leave me frustrated

GodlessInfidel

Why would you want to double the amount of women you're gonna disappoint in one night ?

AckwelFoley

Phobious wrote: »

The 103.5!!!

103.5 it is from here on in.

Someone log that onto urban dictionary

Biggins

Its hard work you know.

copacetic

PCPhoto wrote: »

theres no orgy option ????

yes - I would like to experience a threesome - but have the cop on to know it would probably be a nightmare !

if it was MFM - I'd be concerned about my performance and if the other guy was bigger/better than me.

if it was FMF - I'd be concerned that the second woman would know how to please a woman better ....so I'd be concerned about my performance (if I have any role to play)

I'm guessing here, but any chance you might have some performance anxiety issues? I'm guessing you are concerned about your performance even when cranking one off?

irishejit

Princess Peach wrote: »

This thread has done nothing but leave me frustrated

Nothing a good shower head and a bottle of imperial leather wouldn't sort out

Mr Cawley

Princess Peach wrote: »

I really thought my posts here would get me one PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

This thread has done nothing but leave me frustrated

PM Pics sent

ttoppcat

Wanda Sykes talking about the fact that most guys number one fantasy is to be with 2 women:

"fellas i think thats a bit lofty, I mean think about it, if you can't satisfy that one women, why do you wanna piss off another one, why have 2 angry women in the bed with you at the same time"

PCPhoto

Mr Cawley wrote: »

PM Pics sent

obviously didnt read the earlier part of the thread - where she said she'd have a threesome with 2 other girls.

starlit

Interesting fantasy but really don't think that sort of think really happens in Ireland?:eek: Maybe in the UK or the US but certainly not us Irish folk? Not my cup of tea though. Think the two tango rather than three is better. If I had to choose I wouldn't be bothered either way (either two men and myself or with a woman and man! :P)

cherryghost

This brings me back to my college days :P

I remember one night not long after halloween me and my mates got chatting to these two girls in the pub. Well one thing led to another and we ended up at the nightclub, which I don't normally go to. Things got a big hot and I ended up with one of the girls, my friend got with the other.

So not long in, they both invite us back to their place. 'Sure why not!' I said. My friend left me cold though, said he had to go home, and so he left. I went back with the girl anyway. So I came to discover that they lived in the same apartment. 'Alright so', I thought. It was not alright.

So she went in to get changed for bed, and the other one 'went to bed', leaving me to sit in the kitchen, quite uncomfortably might I add. So then the girl that my friend was with came out of her bedroom and whispered into my ear 'Fancy a threesome?'. IIRC my mouth just gaped. The other girl walked out in her underwear declaring we should have the threesome in her bedroom. They both looked at me.

'Eh.... nah, I'm good.'

I walked out. The end.

AlmightyCushion

cherryghost wrote: »

This brings me back to my college days :P

I remember one night not long after halloween me and my mates got chatting to these two girls in the pub. Well one thing led to another and we ended up at the nightclub, which I don't normally go to. Things got a big hot and I ended up with one of the girls, my friend got with the other.

So not long in, they both invite us back to their place. 'Sure why not!' I said. My friend left me cold though, said he had to go home, and so he left. I went back with the girl anyway. So I came to discover that they lived in the same apartment. 'Alright so', I thought. It was not alright.

So she went in to get changed for bed, and the other one 'went to bed', leaving me to sit in the kitchen, quite uncomfortably might I add. So then the girl that my friend was with came out of her bedroom and whispered into my ear 'Fancy a threesome?'. IIRC my mouth just gaped. The other girl walked out in her underwear declaring we should have the threesome in her bedroom. They both looked at me.

'Eh.... nah, I'm good.'

I walked out. The end.

I should really ban you for this. You don't deserve access to here any more.

ballsymchugh

cherryghost wrote: »

This brings me back to my college days :P

I remember one night not long after halloween me and my mates got chatting to these two girls in the pub. Well one thing led to another and we ended up at the nightclub, which I don't normally go to. Things got a big hot and I ended up with one of the girls, my friend got with the other.

So not long in, they both invite us back to their place. 'Sure why not!' I said. My friend left me cold though, said he had to go home, and so he left. I went back with the girl anyway. So I came to discover that they lived in the same apartment. 'Alright so', I thought. It was not alright.

So she went in to get changed for bed, and the other one 'went to bed', leaving me to sit in the kitchen, quite uncomfortably might I add. So then the girl that my friend was with came out of her bedroom and whispered into my ear 'Fancy a threesome?'. IIRC my mouth just gaped. The other girl walked out in her underwear declaring we should have the threesome in her bedroom. They both looked at me.

'Eh.... nah, I'm good.'

I walked out. The end.

well if de town were playing the next day you'd have wanted to be on top form for singing and the like. well done man.

copacetic

cherryghost wrote: »

'Eh.... nah, I'm good.'

I walked out. The end.

did you at least need to get to the chipper before it closed or something?

cherryghost

I just shat bricks when the opportunity was thrown on me.

irishejit

cherryghost wrote: »

I just shat bricks when the opportunity was thrown on me.

http://www.imglols.com/wp-content/main/2009_04/picard-points-you-to-the-door.jpg

RockinRolla

Is it a posh one where we put on top-hats and bows on our cawks?

[-0-]

I've had several threesomes, the best of which was with 2 polish girls who were friends and I had no attachment to either of them.

The worst was my gf and her friend. It complicated things because I guess I spent more time satisfying her friend. We broke up yonks ago for other reasons though, but if I was gonna have another I'd make sure it's with 2 girls I've no attachment to.