Stupid things you've done

Russian Blue

I was out walking past a fella today with his three dogs. Since im mad about animals i always give a smile and without thinking i blew the dogs a kiss. I hope he doesn't think i was blowing him a kiss.

Would you think that was weird?

xzanti

O_o

admiralofthefleet

the stupidest thing i ever did was register with boards.ie

galwayrush

You weren't butt raped by all 4? If not, don't worry about it.

AgileMyth

Russian Blue wrote: »

Would you think that was weird?

That depends on how female and hot you are

Thrill

Russian Blue wrote: »

I was out walking past a fella today with his three dogs. Since im mad about animals i always give a smile and without thinking i blew the dogs a kiss. I hope he doesn't think i was blowing him a kiss.

Would you think that was weird?

I wouldn't think you were weird. Just someone to be avoided.

Terry

Russian Blue wrote: »

I was out walking past a fella today with his three dogs. Since im mad about animals i always give a smile and without thinking i blew the dogs a kiss. I hope he doesn't think i was blowing him a kiss.

Would you think that was weird?

AgileMyth wrote: »

That depends on how female and hot you are

Or how Aryan, and having a broken "P" on your keyboard. Yeah, it's a thinker.

Anyway, I found this to be a stupid mathematical error on my part. For anyone wishing to make a smart remark about it, I already have an equally smart reply. That's why I haven't edited it.

Celly Smunt

i was in a rush one morning for work so i ran downstairs into the kitchen where i left my keys on the table,but i took a 2 litre bottle of coke instead of my keys and ran out the door,pretty hard trying to explain why i was late.

MistyCheese

I work for a really large company and one morning I went in a bit pissed/hungover. Why it was such a stupid thing to do was because I had this big presentation to give to a huge amount of people.

I don't think anyone noticed though.

AckwelFoley

Today i was going to the bank, parked the car, bought a parking ticket locked the car and wnet away for about 20 mins


Came back to realise i left the drivers side window completely wide open

:rolleyes:

Lucky boy nothing was robbed

Ave Nocturna

Russian Blue wrote: »

I was... a fella. Since im mad... i blew the dogs... I hope he doesn't think i was blowing him .

Would you think that was weird?

That's much better

Jay Pentatonic

Only a lamp can fit on my bedside table 'cause it's small & low, so I just leave my phone on the floor.

when my phone went off for the alarm, I went to press "snooze" I quickly turned my head & smashed the side of my face into the table.

When the 2nd snooze alarm went off I did it again:mad:

& a third time:D

I've moved the table now

aaronjumper

I wouldnt get to worried about it but I doubt anyone will let you near their animals after this.

admiralofthefleet

snyper wrote: »

Today i was going to the bank, parked the car, bought a parking ticket locked the car and wnet away for about 20 mins


Came back to realise i left the drivers side window completely wide open

:rolleyes:

Lucky boy nothing was robbed

i thought going on holiday to portugal a few years ago was the silliest thing you have done?

Sam Vimes

Obligatory "opened this thread" post

starbelgrade

pmcmahon wrote: »

i was in a rush one morning for work so i ran downstairs into the kitchen where i left my keys on the table,but i took a 2 litre bottle of coke instead of my keys and ran out the door,pretty hard trying to explain why i was late.

You could stop a really big purse thief with a 2ltr of Coke.

flyton5

I jumped off the back of a moving truck in Ranelagh a few years back after one too many in Il Mondo...thought I was a legend. Typically I landed on my face and had to be rushed to hospital in a squad car(no time for an ambulance and they were passing by at the time). Still have the scars. All in all it wasnt my most intelligent moment....

Where To

i have never done a single silly thing in my life:(

trebor28

so stupid i cant even post them here, and no one here knows me

Nemanja91

When I was younger I was always used to getting out of the right side of my bed but when we did up my room we moved the bed so I had to get out the left hand side, anyway one morning when I woke up and turned to the right and smacked my head full force off the wall, got the day off school cause I was dazed!

YouTalkinToMe

Tried doing a barrel roll

Cook my sock

fell off pogo stilt things. fooked up my arm.

chordtype

Amazed no one has said 'Your Mother' yet.

Cook my sock

chordtype wrote: »

Amazed no one has said 'Your Mother' yet.

And so the maturity level drops

SRFC90

Tried shrooms one night hey, sure didn't I only ended turning my mates gaf inside out. Woke up the next morning to find pratically all of his furniture from his kitchen and living room in his back garden, and got half way through putting all the gear in the shed into his livin' room.

Next morn was funny. Plenty of finger pointed done by me. Couldn't believe someone would do that to his house :rolleyes::D

Oranage2

I was arrested twice in the same month - judge didnt even relise let me off both times.

Also made a thread about a black fianna fail member with no employment and it was locked - i guess 2010 has killed satire!

Mackman

I locked the keys in my car.......with the engine running

Cook my sock

Mackman wrote: »

I locked the keys in my car.......with the engine running

i've actually done that too

policarp

where do i go from here wrote: »

i have never done a single silly thing in my life:(

Well that post is pretty stupid.
Everyone will be scrutinising your posts from now on.
Where will you go from there?

dazzlemoo

Had to share this with you..
I visited a friend today and she told me (voluntarily) that her arse was killing her. I asked why and she said she'd been using some special wet wipes. I went to use her bathroom and spotted a pack of Dettol Disinfectant wipes on the cistern. Yes, she'd used those.

beano345

loaded full of drink one night lit a banger in my mouth like a smoke luckily it blew outwards and just left me with ringing ears and a shocked head

Hank Scorpio

beano345 wrote: »

loaded full of drink one night lit a banger in my mouth like a smoke luckily it blew outwards and just left me with ringing ears and a shocked head

/thread

Cheeky_gal

Phoned up Dominos to order the "two for one Tuesday" deal only to be told it was Monday and to perhaps phone back the following day

Where To

Thread is only year and a half old and I don't remember any of the posters on it:mad:

Can we merge this with the getting old thread?